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[Toransilver]

This is a pine amulet, all craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with pine.

Yessssss

[Alex Encandar]

This is a pine amulet, all craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with pine.

Yessssss

Was it a possesion or a fel mood?

[Brakebein]

One of my immigrant metalsmiths just churned this out:

Shinkurel, "The Bright Lion", a tin high boot
This is a Tin high boot. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is studded with Tin and encircled with bands of Bismuth. This object menaces with spiked of Tin.





Yeah. He made ONE boot, not a pair. I think one of my marksdwarfs clomps around with this on one foot and a leather shoe on the other foot.

*CLOMP* -tap- *CLOMP* -tap- *CLOMP* -tap- *CLOMP* -tap- ....

Urist McCrossbow - 'What yer all lookin' at, yer slack-jawed lawn ornaments? An' why are ye all standin' on an angle?'

[Ririka]

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My first artifact ever.
Yep.

[Time Kitten]

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My first artifact ever.
Yep.

Yeah, that's a terrible item.  Come on, it doesn't even menace of spikes!

[anomaly]

at least it's called "Banditmurder"

[Thuellai]

I imagine it murders the bandits with indecent exposure.

My worst?  Probably the oaken ring, with bands of oak, and an image of an oak ring in oak.

I guess the guy was just really into oak.  And recursivism.  Because it's the only oak ring I had.

[Shurikane]

This is a Rope Reed right glove.  All craftsdrawfship is of the highest quality.  It is encrusted with sardonyx, decorated with rope reed and encircled with bands of cinnabar and cow leather.  It is made from rope reed cloth.  This object is adorned with hanging rings of pine and menaces with spikes of rope reed.  On the item is an image of a dwarf in mule bone.

I dunno about you guys, but to me, this artifact screams BAD TASTE! 

[Time Kitten]

This is a Rope Reed right glove.  All craftsdrawfship is of the highest quality.  It is encrusted with sardonyx, decorated with rope reed and encircled with bands of cinnabar and cow leather.  It is made from rope reed cloth.  This object is adorned with hanging rings of pine and menaces with spikes of rope reed.  On the item is an image of a dwarf in mule bone.

I dunno about you guys, but to me, this artifact screams BAD TASTE! 

I know!  That SO should have been a left glove!

[Thuellai]

The lead artifact left gauntlet was pretty bad too, but at least it was useful.  Theoretically.  It IS artifact armor, even if it's artifact armor that's hillariously heavy and useless.

[Mech#4]

This is a pine amulet, all craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with pine.

Yessssss

I know what this artifact would've looked like!



One dwarf, fighting for his life against the encroaching stench of miasma!

[Ririka]

Hey , look at that. I've got a new one.
I get the most unfitting names.

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[MajFan]

I got... "Zan Oslanustuth." A Sandstone mug worth 7200.

The maker's name is... Zan Oslanustuth. Narcissist, much?

[inaluct]

Hey , look at that. I've got a new one.
I get the most unfitting names.

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Wow, you have horrible artifacts. Just... Damn.

It's like the game was taunting you with the name or something.

[shadow_archmagi]

Just imagine if you'd gotten that AFTER magic was implemented.