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[hops]

I am not original and also I wanted to get back to drawing. My other ISG, Descent will update one day. Maybe.

Your name is CINDER MCCINDER and you are currently in a heavily fictionalized version of your life, mostly to make things more interesting, and partly for privacy reasons. Except the elf ears. You are definitely an actual elf. It's an asian thing.

There's also some more things on the other side of the room, but there's already a lot of things to look at here. Right? You're definitely not too lazy to draw them?

[TCM]

Recall your current skill set and your immediate inventory both on your person and the room. Also recall your aspirations and goals, both short-term and long.

Also, check on your computer, it's being spooky again.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Recall your current skill set and your immediate inventory both on your person and the room. Also recall your aspirations and goals, both short-term and long.

Also, check on your computer, it's being spooky again.

+1

[Eric Blank]

Forget the computer, that's just dwarf fortress becoming sentient.

Before you do anything, make sure there are no kiwis hiding in your closet, under the bed etc.

[TCM]

Forget the computer, that's just dwarf fortress becoming sentient.

Before you do anything, make sure there are no kiwis hiding in your closet, under the bed etc.

While checking for hidden kiwis is a good idea, I insist that we check on spooky computer which may or may not be DF.

This comes from experience; I once neglected to look at my computer during one of its spookier nights and I woke up at about 3 A.M. to Shaquille O' Neal caressing my left earlobe.

[flame99]

Continue being adorable.

Also, check the book under the computer first. Its spookiness is probably leaking again.

[Stirk]

Hm. We need a weapon. Find the nearest gun, purchasing one if necessary.

[TCM]

Hm. We need a weapon. Find the nearest gun, purchasing one if necessary.

I'm pretty sure Asians nor Elves see the need for firearms.

[Stirk]

Hm. We need a weapon. Find the nearest gun, purchasing one if necessary.

I'm pretty sure Asians nor Elves see the need for firearms.

I don't know an Asian or Elf without a firearm. And everyone needs firearms. Its one of the necessities of life. Someone can live for months without food, days without water, but only hours without a gun. Its a scientific fact.

[TCM]

Hm. We need a weapon. Find the nearest gun, purchasing one if necessary.

I'm pretty sure Asians nor Elves see the need for firearms.

I don't know an Asian or Elf without a firearm. And everyone needs firearms. Its one of the necessities of life. Someone can live for months without food, days without water, but only hours without a gun. Its a scientific fact.

We're in Thailand, not the U.S. We can make it through a day without strapping 40 guns to our bodies and then having a kid shoot us in the back.

[Stirk]

Hm. We need a weapon. Find the nearest gun, purchasing one if necessary.

I'm pretty sure Asians nor Elves see the need for firearms.

I don't know an Asian or Elf without a firearm. And everyone needs firearms. Its one of the necessities of life. Someone can live for months without food, days without water, but only hours without a gun. Its a scientific fact.

We're in Thailand, not the U.S. We can make it through a day without strapping 40 guns to our bodies and then having a kid shoot us in the back.

That is highly unlikely. But it does make it more difficult to get. We will have to find a police station or military armory to loot.

[Tiruin]

Hm. We need a weapon. Find the nearest gun, purchasing one if necessary.

I'm pretty sure Asians nor Elves see the need for firearms.

I don't know an Asian or Elf without a firearm. And everyone needs firearms. Its one of the necessities of life. Someone can live for months without food, days without water, but only hours without a gun. Its a scientific fact.

We're in Thailand, not the U.S. We can make it through a day without strapping 40 guns to our bodies and then having a kid shoot us in the back.

We're seriously not America
That gun culture is unusual in generally not-America.
Really.

Also PTW!

Check both book and computer.

[Stirk]

We're seriously not America
That gun culture is unusual in generally not-America.
Really.

Also PTW!

Check both book and computer.

*Gasp*
How horrifying! We must remedy this. Vow to spread gun-culture to our homeland, making it our new long term goal.

[Tomasque]

Delete Omega Flowey from your computer.

[Eric Blank]

Replace it with Rambo Flowey

Get some food.