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[Sosoku234]

312. Bullet teeth.
You grow bullets for teeth. Fully functional bullets. Depending on the type of teeth, you will have between .22 and 5.56 with bigger flatter rounds being the molars.

313. Virtual Reality.
When you play a game or touch a computational device with a display, your vision permanently changes to the graphical quality and/or graphic type of the device touched.

314. Sniper sight.
Your sight goes super tunnel vision, but lengthens to the range of a good sniper scope. This can't be fixed with glasses.

315. Sniper Sight Inverted
Your vision zooms out. You can't focus on anything further away than your hands. However, you can see extremely small details at close range. This can't be fixed with glasses.

316. Hoover.
You gain an ability to move objects like the gravity gun from Half Life 2.

317. Freezer touch.
Your skin grows so cold, you can freeze water by touching it.

318. Oven Touch.
Your skin grows to the temperature high enough to cook most foods.

[MidnightJaguar]

319: Mind if I axe you a question?: You grow a third arm and then flip a coin for whether it's on your left or right side. The third arm has a razor sharp battle axe axattached to it.

320: All seeing eye. You can see through everything, thus making you effectively blind.

321: Shark smile: Your teeth are like a sharks, every time the front set wears out then a new one takes it's place.

[NJW2000]

322: The bones in your lower body and spine harden, while your knees become much better at absorbing impacts, allowing you to fall around twenty metres easily unharmed.

323: Your vision becomes permenantly unfocused. You can still move around, for the most part, but good luck interacting with anything with parts smaller than a Dobermann.

324: You gain perfect pitch, a good singing voice, and great musical ability.

325: With an extreme effort of willpower, you can make somebody see many more of you than there normally are. This illusion can be kept up for up to twenty minutes, and a maximum of thirty or so duplicates.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Trick or tation:
Get a random mutation, roll a 1d6 if higher than 3, then it must have a negative effect

[wer6]

326: Your eyes shift to a pitch black. The darkness seems more visible, welcoming even.

327:Your eyes shift to a dark blue, similar to one side that of the deep sea. Your skin shifts to a seemingly gelatinous yet still firm bright color.

328: You change genders every ten seconds.

329: You become a dog-sized squid, with the ability to breath air and float, moving as fast as you previously could.

330: A sharp pain in your abdomen forms. It's appendicitis.

331: one of your nostrils is now filled with cement.

331:

[FallacyofUrist]

Trick or tation:
Get a random mutation, roll a 1d6 if higher than 3, then it must have a negative effect

Invalid because meta-mutation.
Others fine.

[crazyabe]

327: your Liver Swaps with the Nearest Brick.
328: Your Left Hand Swaps with the Nearest Chainsaw, if Impossible It Swaps with the Nearest Saw of any type.
329: You Gain Incredible Regeneration in the Form of MEGA Cancer! It will be Fatal after Three Weeks but You can Basically Grow back Body parts in the time you have Left!

[Sosoku234]

330. Health Wipe.
You are cured of all diseases and ailments. Even if they are rooted in magic.

331. Field Wipe.
You are able, once per week, to destroy everything in your sight for one minute.

332. Mind Wipe.
You are able to reach into people's minds and erase memories and thoughts.

333. Your skin starts to discolor around your wrists, ankles, and neck. They are all in the form of threes.

[NJW2000]

Guys. Learn to count.

Reposting with actual order:


332: your Liver Swaps with the Nearest Brick.
333: Your Left Hand Swaps with the Nearest Chainsaw, if Impossible It Swaps with the Nearest Saw of any type.
334: You Gain Incredible Regeneration in the Form of MEGA Cancer! It will be Fatal after Three Weeks but You can Grow back Body parts in the time you have Left!

335. Health Wipe.
You are cured of all diseases and ailments. Even if they are rooted in magic.

336. Field Wipe.
You are able, once per week, to destroy everything in your sight for one minute.

337. Mind Wipe.
You are able to reach into people's minds and erase memories and thoughts.

338. Your skin starts to discolor around your wrists, ankles, and neck. The discolourations are all in the form of threes.


Also, remembering the OP<less OP, useful/harmful balance...


339: Your skin is marked by black-blue bruises which fade then reappear over the course of a week. No discernible effect.

340: Your hair matts into clumps, impossible to untangle withough cutting them away, which smell completely repulsive.

341: You forget the names of people and places after a week of seeing them.

342: You develop an eidetic memory, as well as severe and recurring migraines.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

343:You need more sleep, but when awake have enhanced vision

[NJW2000]

If this rate continues, we'll reach the goal in two and a half years, I think.

344: Lengths of high-carat gold form, running down your forearms and protuding slightly from the skin. You can use them to block well in fights. If removed, the arm will be ruined.

345: You require five times as much food to stay alive, starving to death five times as quickly (i.e. you can only go four days without food).

346: Any solid appears opaque to you. This includes glass, ice, transparent plastic, which are vital to screens, most lightbulbs, windows, torches. Because the light from most artificial sources seems to be blocked to you, you can't see indoors or underground without a naked flame or similar.

347: You are able to do a wide range of impressions, of pretty much anything you have heard, that could concievably be mimicked by the human anatomy. This includes voices, obviously, but also animal calls, vehicles moving, some natural sounds.

[FallacyofUrist]

If this rate continues, we'll reach the goal in two and a half years, I think.

I am a patient man.

[wer6]

348:You no longer need bones in your body as your flesh becomes rigid, consequently, your bones begin to dissolve.

349: Every individual bone on a individual body part will be broken in half. The body part can either be a limb, the torso, or the head.

350:your connection to the life energy known as the "force" strengthens to the point where you can use the powers. Depending on your mental fortitude, you may or may not need training.

351: A random hat starts to appear on your head, unless your already wearing one. The hats seem ambivalent to there situation, and disappear to there realm twelve hours after removal.

352:You learn the ancient art of gun summoning.

353: you become left handed if your right handed, or right handed if your left handed.

354: You feel deadened inside, and become apathetically depressed.

355:Time bends a little in your presence, and you can see a couple seconds into the future.\

356:Your face morphs, and you are now ugly in the eyes of the species you are.

[NJW2000]

358: You are able to build up great static charges in your body, up to lethal amounts, and release them at will without being harmed.

359: Whenever are in a thunderstorm, and there is lightening within a few miles, it will hit you. Lightening will even attempt to hit you when within a building.

360: You grow long, furred sheets of skin hanging down from your arms, which can be used to glide on, in a pinch.

Your joints become very weak, liable to breking when stressed or when you encounter a hard impact.

[Dorsidwarf]

362: Bonanza

You grow a duplicate of all major bones, but the duplicates are very weak and will not aid you in any way.

363: Aromatic

You emit a strong, meaty smell at all times which builds up over time.

364: Guilt Destroyer

You possess the ability to cure someone of their guilt. They will no longer feel any guilt for past actions, and will never feel guilty for actions carried out in the next 2d12 days.

365: You Monster
You can cause someone to experience all damage they inflict on others for 2d10 weeks, once per year.