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Author Topic: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((434-4?)/10500)  (Read 10776 times)

MidnightJaguar

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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((170-1)/10500)
« Reply #90 on: May 14, 2016, 01:59:25 pm »

171 Chamelleon eyes your eyes can move indecently of each other

172 Shotgun arm: your left arm now becomes a 12 gauge shotgun it fire standard shells and can grow back if damaged.

173: sad eyes: Regardless of your current emotional state, you always appear miserable. This does not affect your tone of voice.
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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((170-1)/10500)
« Reply #91 on: May 14, 2016, 02:01:03 pm »

174: Myceliopath:You can commune with mushrooms.
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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((170-1)/10500)
« Reply #92 on: May 15, 2016, 09:27:22 am »

175: You become extremely sickly whenever someone misuses punctuation.

176: You become an excellent distance runner, able to do four-hour marathons with relative ease.

177: Your eyebrows grow out a foot a day: hard, bristly hair, difficult to cut.

178: You can sense when someone nearby is in a great deal of pain.
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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((170-1)/10500)
« Reply #93 on: May 15, 2016, 10:04:22 am »

179: Danger Superman: Your reflexes, speed, strength, thoughness and thinking speed is increased to sufficient level to counter any danger threatening you. However if nothing threatens your physical safety, you are no different from normal being of your species.

180: Narcissist's wardrobe: You can generate any clothing and fashion accessories on yourself out of thin air. They last until discarded.
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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((170-1)/10500)
« Reply #94 on: May 15, 2016, 01:26:46 pm »

181: You gain gigantic buck teeth, three inches wide and six long.

182: Your eyes take up residence on the other side of your head.

183: You can telepathically make adult female mammals lactate (not humans, you weirdo).

184: You can telepathically make yourself get a heavy nosebleed. And compulsively do so whenever anyone swears.

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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((170-1)/10500)
« Reply #95 on: May 15, 2016, 03:44:38 pm »

185: Your nose is 7 inches long.

186: Your knees are green. The rest of you is orange.

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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((170-1)/10500)
« Reply #96 on: May 15, 2016, 03:47:28 pm »

186: Spontaneous combustion: every day or 24 hour equivalent you have a 50% chance of catching on fire. You are not fire proof.

187: Fireproofing: You are fireproof.
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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((187-1)/10500)
« Reply #97 on: May 16, 2016, 09:14:06 am »

188 Paper skin.
Your epidermis is shed in semiflexible and extremely durable sheets. Perfect writing material.

189 Ink blood.
You blood it replaced with ink. It can still carry oxygen, just not as good. It can also be written with. Works for things needing to be written in blood.

190 Literally paper thin skin.
You skin shrinks in depth, becoming thinner than actual paper.

191 Styrofoam bones.
You bones become similar to styrofoam in structure/structural integrity. Lighter than regular bones, though.

192 Blood jets.
Your blood pressure rises to levels unprecedented and almost physically impossible. If there is any small cut or abrasion on your skin, your blood shoots out at nearly four times the speed of sound.

193 Ear wax Niagara Falls.
You start overproducing wax. It pours from you ears at a constant rate of 1 barrel of wax per day, it can be used for candles.

194 People spores.
You shed spores from your hair. When they land on a surface, they start growing new people.

195 Booger creatures.
You boogers come to life. If they grow to abnormal size, they gain sentience and are considered a person.

196 100 Mph breath.
You are able to generate wind speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. This can also apply to spit, vomit, and sneezes.

197 Human garbage can.
You can eat anything and store it in a pocket dimension within your stomach. At any point in time, you can spit up any object you have previously stored.

198 Hair hat.
Your hair grows just long enough to form into the shape of a mildly annoying fedora.

199 Laser armpits.
You are constantly shooting lasers out of your armpits. You can aim it by raising your arms to different elevations.

200 Curse of 200000000000 limbs.
You randomly grow 1d12 limbs per day. Every day. Until you reach the above number.
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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((187-1)/10500)
« Reply #98 on: May 16, 2016, 09:26:10 am »

201: Ingrown hair: you experience extreme pain, but your skin and flesh becomes more durable, though you do not deal with cold as well. You lose all your hair on the outside.

202: Muskox delusion: you believe that you are a muskox. Knowledge to the contrary must be painfully and carefully gained.

203: Muskox telepathy: you can make other people think that they are muskoxes, for several hours. When you do this, however, you too become convinced that you are a muskox.

204: Natural plastic surgery: your face changes to that of somebody completely different. Also, your ears melt.
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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((187-1)/10500)
« Reply #99 on: May 16, 2016, 09:50:11 am »

205. Reverse Limp
You normally walk with a limp in one leg unless it is damaged, at which point it functions normally. Eventually it "heals" back into its normal, limping state.

206. Got A Mint?
Your breath is always minty fresh.

207. Variable Strength
Every second your strength capacity changes. At one moment you can lift an entire truck with one hand, the next you struggle to pick up a pencil.

208. Dating Struggles
You become intangible to everyone of your preferred gender. This means that yes, if you are pansexual, you can not interact with any people.

209. Tag, You're It
When you come into contact with someone else who has mutations, you switch mutations with them, including this one. This happens involuntarily.

210. Say You'll Remember Me
You can only communicate in Taylor Swift lyrics.
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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((210-1)/10500)
« Reply #100 on: May 17, 2016, 03:11:37 am »

211: You can, in the presence of great charge, make people think much more slowly.

212: Whenever you smell burning, you go temporarily blind.

213: You become twice as strong, but need four times as much food to survive.

214: You faint whenever somebody thinks extremely greedy or avaricious thoughts.
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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((210-1)/10500)
« Reply #101 on: May 17, 2016, 07:26:09 am »

215: Your senses are miswired, from Tasteing sound, to seeing Taste, you even hear what things look like!
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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((215-1)/10500)
« Reply #102 on: May 17, 2016, 10:57:05 am »

aka synesthesia

216: Your skin becomes tartan.

217: You can no longer digest normal food. Instead, you live off fear.

218: You become extremely sensetive to any magnetic fields, and cannot concentrate near one (e.g. the field around any wire with surrent flowing through it, especially near generators, etc).

219: You smell like delicious roasting meat. Really, really strongly.
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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((215-1)/10500)
« Reply #103 on: May 17, 2016, 01:55:36 pm »

220: Everything you cook Smells like Delicious Roasting Meat, Even if it was a Vegan Soup made primarily out of water.
221: Everything you touch Smells like Burning Cat mixed with Boiling Rubber.
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Re: Humans 2.0 Mutation List Crowdsourcing((215-1)/10500)
« Reply #104 on: May 17, 2016, 03:35:55 pm »

222: You have long spines on your forearms. They can be used to defend yourself, but are painful.
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