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[FallacyofUrist]

120 Gravel road.
If you are on gravel, you start absorbing the gravel. For every minute spent on the gravel you gain 25% of the total time back in health.

Still unacceptable due to ambiguity. All others fine.

[Sosoku234]

120 Gravel road.
If you are on gravel, you start absorbing the gravel. For every minute spent on the gravel you gain 25% of the total time back in health.

Still unacceptable due to ambiguity. All others fine.

Okay.

[Nakéen]

#140 Dice-telepath : You can telepathically choose what will dices rolls be. Not applicable to meta-Dices.

[NJW2000]

141: You get sick whenever someone close (emotionally or contractually) to you gets poisoned. Instead of them.

142: Your head doubles in width, dramatically enhancing your depth perception and thus aim, judgement of throws, etc.

143: Your head doubles in width, but your eyes stay in the same place. It's just a bigger target.

144: You get an uncontrollable urge to eat paint, appearing whenever you go near liquid paint. Doesn't mean you can actually stomach paint, or survive lead poisoning, or anything.

Still a high target, but bay12 should be able to break 1,000 pretty easily, I reckon. Keep posting guys.

[Ukrainian Ranger]

#145 You get acid resistance and your blood becomes mildly acidic.

[Sosoku234]

146 Internet reality.
You are able to connect to the internet at will and pull stuff off of the internet making it real.

147 Netrunner gene.
You are able to transfer yourself directly into the internet at will (if you have a connection point).

148 Ghillie man.
You start sticking to all organic plant matter, making a natural Ghillie suit. It's actually really annoying.

149 Snot sweat.
You start oozing snot out of your skin.

150 Snot rocket.
When you sneeze, you have a 1d12 chance of taking off like a mortar shell. On a 5 or lower, you fly.

151 Non-opposeable fingers.
Your fingers all fuse into one immovable mass of flesh and solid bone. Great for punching and that's about it.

[TCM]

Isn't Dead Earth Post-Apocalyptic? I doubt there'd be Internet.

[MidnightJaguar]

finger gun

Your right hand turns into a .45 caliber pistol it shoots organic bullets and is fired by you saying pew pew.

Hand grenade

Your left hand turns into grenade that detonated by you punching something assuming you survive it will grow back in one day or 24 hour equivalent.

[NJW2000]

Numbering below for the hard-of-counting.

147: Finger Gun:
Your right hand turns into a .45 caliber pistol it shoots organic bullets and is fired by you saying pew pew.

148: Hand Grenade
Your left hand turns into grenade that detonated by you punching something assuming you survive it will grow back in one day or 24 hour equivalent.

[NJW2000]

149: You can no longer feel sadness.

150: Your right leg shrivels into a furry prehensile tail, usable for grabbing stuff and swinging from things. Obviously, this has implications towards your walking ability.

151: Your hands widen and stretch, turning into large fans of skin and flesh, perfect for swimming, less than ideal for precise finger movements.

152: The parts of your brain that percieves taste and smell is destroyed. As are the bits responsible for making valid and reasoned judgements on whether anything is edible or not. As are all memories of whether or not stuff is edible.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

153: You are resistant to most toxins

154: You are resistant to most toxins, but most food products are dangerous to you

155: You have a third eye in your chest. It can see in the dark

156: You have 1d12 eyes scattered across 1d4 random parts. Half of them can see in the dark

[NJW2000]

157: You can no longer feel surprise or shock.

158: Your current footwear becomes irreversibly welded with your feet, hardening them.

159: Your toenails become ingrown, resulting in extreme pain.

160: You react towards bright lights with extreme jealousy: you feel that you must accquire them, at all costs.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

161: You have an inexplicable tendency to juggle things, and great ability to do so

[crazyabe]

162: You Glow after being exposed to light for 10 - 20 mins.
163: You are now tall, Lime green, and have a steriotypical Mexican hat growing out of your head.
164: You produce UV light when underground.
165: you have shrunk to 1/10th your current size.
166: you now belive your name is Urist.
167: Your Eyeballs Only see Dangerus Radiation.
168: every 10 mins you must consume human blood.
169: Your race changes to 'Loser'
170: your nose gains sentiance.

[FallacyofUrist]

I'm going to need more than 169 mutations to reach our goal. Let's move!