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[Nakéen]

253 - Fist of the Nose Hair Herald (homage to Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) :
Your nose hairs grows to impossible lengths, eventually becoming thrice longer than your body. They become harder than carbon nanotubes, and you can control them with deadly efficiency

[NJW2000]

254: You have an inexplicable fear of cash registers, but seeing one destroyed will make you telepathic for the space of a day.

256: Your fingers turn into parsnips and fall off, over the course of a week.

257: Spiky crystalline growths cover your knuckles, making your punches a bit more painful and disabling.

255: You can heat objects with your mind, but only to 37 degrees celcius, human body temperature.

[Dorsidwarf]

256: Limb Paladin
You may sacrifice limbs to Azatarl, God of justice, at any time to become indestructible for Xd6+1 hours, where X is the number of limbs sacrificed.

257: Cockroach
You develop a hard chitinous exoskeleton on your torso. It is painful if broken, but is very strong, making you resistant to unarmed torso hits

258: Nightman
You are invisible and intangible when exposed to direct sunlight. This includes to your own clothes and gear.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

259- Your hair grows in a shape which resembles a monkey
260-Your hair grows in a shape which resembles a face

[piratejoe]

261:Just glue some gears on it.
You have the urge to glue copper painted gears and cogs onto 1980's junk and sell it as "Steampunk" items

262 Messerschmitt.
You turn into a Messerschmitt 262, this doesn't help you in any way.

263 Call it steam punk.
Your organs become clockwork and your flesh becomes bronze, you now survive by eating coal or other material that can produce steam power.

263 I say old chap!
You now speak and dress like a Victorian British gentlemen.

264 You don't know the power of STEAM!!!
You are obsessed with steampunk and feel like making steampunk machinery with the knowledge to do so.

265 Ironcast.
You know how to make voltite and how to make Ironcast's and steam tank's using voltite as a power source.

266 Science fixes everything.
If you lose a limb it grows back as a bronze clockwork version of it powered by a small steam engine, naturally it needs coal to work.

267 Everything is better with sky pirates
You believe you and everyone with you is the only group of sky pirates, even if you don't have any aircraft.

268 Honor bound.
You think you are a honorable samurai, if you commit anything dishonorable you have to regain your honor by committing seppuku.

269 Shiki
You die and stay dead for three days, if your body is exposed to sunlight during the third day you will start burning, if you arent burned into nothingness during the third day you rise up at the night becoming a Shiki.

270 Fuck this shit im out.
When running away or leaving you have to sing the fuck this shit im out song.

[NJW2000]

Sigh...

271: All writing you see changes into nonsensical glyphs and invented words. If magic exists, when uttered these words engender the presence of dark beings and have chaotic magical effects. If magic is not present in the game, these words merely cause extreme pain to whoever hears them, even the person saying them.

272: Your ribs expand and extrude from your chest, forming natural armour over your upper body.

273: You suffer from extreme haemophilia, thus needing lots of fluid and protein whenever you suffer from a large gash or wound.

274: You go blind. Tough luck.

[NJW2000]

275: You become acutely aware of any information the human race has about a device upon seeing it, though this awareness is in a language you cannot speak, though others may.

276: Cube-shaped crystal grow on your knuckles, with hard and well-defined points, allowing you to cut into stuff with your punches, as well as making them harder and more painful overall.

277: A massive hole slowly opens up in your chest, over the period of about a day. It does not bleed, and you do not lose vital fluids, but your organs are extremely exposed and in danger of falling out. In just slightly colder temperatures, high winds, dusty or sandy places, etc, if the holes is uncovered, you will experience incredible pain.

278: You forget anything you ever knew about vehicles.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

279: You become a bad juggler
280: You grow a jester hat, complete with bells
281: You grow a jester hat, complete with bells. The bells can be detached and thrown as grenades

[Sosoku234]

282. Cavernous stomach.
Your stomach extends to Xd20 times it's normal volume, where X is the number of times you've eaten in the last day.

283. Stretch.
Your limbs are able to be stretched to six times the normal length. It is extremely painful and can dislocate the bones.

284. Thicker than Water.
Your blood becomes thicker than Molasses. Each blood cell carries enough oxygen to keep you alive.

285. Thinner than oil.
Your blood becomes thin enough to leak between your cells. To compensate, you produce more than enough blood cells.

[NJW2000]

286: Your toes lengthen, and extend downwads, forming sharp, grippy talons, but inhibiting running ability on hard flat ground.

287: All your teeth fall out.

288: You become able to communicate with and telepathically command fish or other aquatic creatures.

289: All domestic animals hate you, and will try to kill you or run from you as soon as you see them, depending on temperament.

[NJW2000]

290: You elongate, your arms and one leg falls off, your head, hips and torso become thinner, and you must move sinously (like a snake), no longer able to stand. You also become immensely flexible. This is very useful for navigating tight spaces quickly.

291: Your blood becomes extremely prone to reacting with the oxygen in the air: it will catch fire extremely quickly, but only when large amounts are exposed. The condition does not affect your internal functioning.

292: When you stand near large quantities of garbage, they tend to catch fire and explode.

293: You become an extremely sensitive psychic: not only can you precisely feel the location and situation of any creature being hurt, you also experience their pain. The death and agony of any creature more developed than an insect can completely immobilise you for hours.

[Dorsidwarf]

Remember: It's funnier if you can come up with names for the mutations!

294: Beast Master
       When within 1d100 meters of a wild animal, flip a coin. On a heads, it will serve you for three hours, on a tails, you must serve its whims (Which it can provide you with telepathically) for   four hours.

295: Freezer Burn
 Your skin rapidly freezes solid at temperatures below room-temperature.

296: Assonance
       You gain a permanent telepathic link with all mules, asses, and donkeys within 1d100 miles at the time this mutation is gained.

[NJW2000]

297: You grow a random combination of feathers, scales, fur, fins, hair and bristles over your entire body. This helps you deal with cold, but makes you look completely abnormal.

298: Your hair threads itself into a dozen or so strong dreadlocks, and faintly luminescent bulbs form on the end of these, each the size of an apple. They can help you see in the dark, and are extremely buoyant, though not so buoyant that you cannot swim downwards.

299: Your chin lengthens to a sharp point, protuding several inches from the rest of your face.

300: When one of your limbs, or a great deal of flesh, is removed from your body, it quickly turns into a raccoon.

I did, but the names started taking longer than the mutations...

301: You know the location of any occupied birds nests within three hundred metres. Helps with scavenging.

302: You feel physically ill in the presence of greed.

303: You start to urinate heavy water.

304: You gain extremely sensitive hearing, but can be deafened much more easily.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

305:You grow eyes on the back of your head

306:Eyeteeth: You grow eyes on your teeth

307: You can always guess someone's middle name.

[NJW2000]

308: Blood is permenantly routed away from your extremities. This reduces your ability to perform complex actions using your hands, as well as your ability to endure hot environments. It doesn't help deal with the cold particularly.

309: You can see UV light. This helps your vision generally, enhancing it a bit in night, darkness, or when examining things closely.

310: Your arms and legs shorten massively, to about a third of their previous length.

311: Your constanly produce a slightly toxic slime, letting it out through your pores. Ingesting any or breathing in near great quantities will give hallucinations, total resistance to which can be built up over about a day. These hallucinations will not affect you.