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[AbstractTraitorHero]

223.Everything you touch becomes sentient.

[Sosoku234]

224 Medalist.
If you have an overabundance of any metallic elements, your body will rid itself of them by making the into medals for your last achievement.

225 Shrink wrapped.
Your skin becomes akin to Shrink Wrap. That said, if you go near an intense heat source, your skin will shrink. Three days later, it will return to its natural state.

226 Shrink wrapped inverted.
When exposed to an intense heat source, your skin grows to three times regular thickness. It returns to normal after a few days.

[NJW2000]

226: You can only communicate in emoticons, which you transmit telepathically, over up to fifty metres.

227: If you stay in any one place for an hour or more, your skin takes on the texture and colour of whatever material is in greatest abundance there.

228: Hundreds of torches grow from your bones, poking out through your skin or just growing beneath. This weakens and slows you, but you can switch them off and on mentally.

229: Every day, one of your five senses is randomly greatly magnified, while the others are slightly reduced.

[Nakéen]

#230 Stylish Whiskstach : You lose any mustache or beard you may have had, and instead grow two slimy yet stylish whiskers. You can't resist but ruffle them.

#231 Octo-Octo-Eyes : You suddenly have eight octopus eyes.

#232 Crabspeech : You lose the ability to speak. Instead, you can only foam little white bubbles to communicate.

#233 Meowtation : You turn into a cat-girl if your gender is female, into an anthropomorphic cat if male, and a simple cat if neither.

[FallacyofUrist]

Insufficient mutations. Please supply more mutations. Message out.

[AoshimaMichio]

#234-1234. All mutations from Metamorphica.

[NJW2000]

While that would be a useful tactic, I think the OP might not appreciate it.

234: Your entire body become covered with keyboard letters. Commands typed into these letters cannot be disobeyed.

235: Your nose turns into a long, protuding metal spike with a mace on the end.

236: You cannot say any number except binary numbers

237: When five thinking things or more are attempting to kill you directly, you gain superhuman speed, running at up to three times the world record over any distance (so sprinting 200 metres in 6 seconds will still tire you the fuck out).

[Sosoku234]

238 Radiation.
You emit deadly radiation out of  your skin.

239 Explosive zits.
You grow 1d20 zits per day. These, when popped, they spill gunpowder. If a flame is put near them, they explode with the force of a handgrenade.

240 Flak fingers.
Your fingers are able to be shot from your hands. They explode when they reach whatever you're looking at. They grow back in two to three days.

241 Central nervous.
Your spine gains the ability to act as your brain if the latter is not functioning or gone. You lose all memories and most intelligence if that happens though.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

242- You can eat iron. 1 pound of iron provides nutrition equal to one meal

[Pavellius]

243 - The skin is perpetually dry and cracked, and melts when submerged in water.

[Sosoku234]

244 #243's inversion.
Skin is always wet and slimy. You disintegrate if left to dry.

[FallacyofUrist]

Insufficient mutations. Please supply more mutations. Message out.

[MidnightJaguar]

245
Flying fist: Your hands can fire off of your arms with the power of an antitank rifle. They grow back in about a week.

246
Organic jetpack: Your legs turn into turbo jets fueled by just about anything that a standard turbojet can run on.

247
Brain feet: Your brain is transferred to your feet. No it isn't anymore durable.

248
Pink eye: Your entire eye including the whites of turn a solid pink and can shoot fire. This is rather painful though and results in your eyes feeling like their on fire.

[Sosoku234]

249. Too many mutations.
You have all the mutations on this list plus all possible permutations of such.

249. Punch-o-holic.
You have a strange addiction to pinching people in the face. You also become inebriated if you punch too many faces.

250. Gumby Arms.
You lose the rigidity in your arm bones.

251. Gumby Arms Inverted.
Your arm bones become four times as rigid and stout.

[FallacyofUrist]

249 is a meta-mutation. Others seem good.