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Bumber

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Re: The truth about Dwarven milk
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2016, 04:51:57 am »

If the dwarves called it maggot cheese, it would be harder to trick the humans and elves into buying it. They probably just assume it comes from subterranean bearded cows.
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Re: The truth about Dwarven milk
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2016, 05:15:06 am »

If the dwarves called it maggot cheese, it would be harder to trick the humans

I'm often surprised by what humans will eat and call good. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu
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Re: The truth about Dwarven milk
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2016, 08:06:09 pm »

If the dwarves called it maggot cheese, it would be harder to trick the humans

I'm often surprised by what humans will eat and call good. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

That is substantially disgusting!!
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Re: The truth about Dwarven milk
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2016, 12:26:09 am »

We lead sheltered and unadventurous lives.  ;D
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FantasticDorf

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Re: The truth about Dwarven milk
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2016, 12:45:34 pm »

Its probably important to note that prior to the Mountain King/first dwarf forging the first set of tools (i forget the specific lore) all the dwarves originated in the caverns as a starting point, lending to all the names of all the things down to which it was their creation.

Goblins summarily coming from much deeper, if not the circus itself or the magma sea (no matter what you really believe, whether they are clowns's creation, overzealous creations of armok, or even punished divinities prior the creation of the world given their immortality) own claim to 'goblin-caps' and 'nether-caps' that grow close to their home and the array of [evil] creatures that gather more prominently down there than on the upper cavern levels. Clowns pushed the goblins out of below (there cannot be goblin civs without clowns typically), and dwarves dug their own way out by their wits and divine inspiration.

Making something 'dwarven' is more of a trademark than anything imprinted by their civilisation because they put in the 'patent' for it so to speak. Other races had zero knowledge about the world beneath their feet. Dwarven civs will come and go, but the identity of such a thing with remain and be referred to if it is ever encountered again.

Imagine how strangely disgusting watching a human milk a cow would look to the first generation of dwarves to ever leave the caverns, and vice versa.
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Re: The truth about Dwarven milk
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2016, 04:53:52 pm »

Imagine how strangely disgusting watching a human milk a cow would look to the first generation of dwarves to ever leave the caverns, and vice versa.

We have discovered the true cause of this "cave adaptation." It is really just this particular strangely disgusting memory in dwarf collective subconscious.
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