piratejoe: I'll consider it. It does mostly involve skimming through past updates and writing blurbs for locations, but I do rather like when players submit deliberately slightly unreliable accounts of events/locations.
Andres: Let's see...
Disembodied humans graciously treated as normal humans were created by Malakath for all sorts of bizarre experiments. Probably leading to misleading conclusions.
Smart, wise humans, the first actually providing any worship, got created by Luuc on some woodland island.
Humans were "given bodies" (aka finally placed in Creation) by Malakath, technically the second to provide worship but by less than a Tick, so it's practically simultaneous.
A Tick update comes in saying that Luuc's humans "...have yet to do much but try to stir up confusion with the Malakathite humans." In hindsight, this was a poor way to describe what was happening and assigned the blame to them.
At the end of this all, we end up with a mildly confused set of players thinking that Luuc's humans had something to do with Malakath's humans (which would not have happened without either's humans, funnily enough), thus confirming the poorly woorded description with a terrible twist. Also, depending on the consensus, it may be the case that Luuc's humans did in fact stir up confusion with Malakath's humans all along.
Confused?