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Total Members Voted: 11

[SOLDIER First]

listen how else is he supposed to protect them when their tiny legs carry them so slowly

eildyr is a LONG-LASTING MAN of BRONZE he is NOT a pervert

[IamanElfCollaborator]

older women need protection too

[Twinwolf]

The ninja catgirl shall also bow to Farmer-Alchemist-Moeblob.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

My character resents that.

[kj1225]

REAL smiths carry hundreds of pounds worth of ingots around CONSTANTLY to improve their ability to carry small objects of relatively high weight (like lolis or young women)

And they can't stand up from prone position apparently.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The ninja catgirl shall also bow to Farmer-Alchemist-Moeblob.

no
ninja catgirl will become moeblob's nee-san and be bowed down to

[TheBiggerFish]

I think both of them will have to wait until my character's in.

[Twinwolf]

Maybe you should make one first?

[SOLDIER First]

older women need protection too

She can have it, of course. Elidyr is an equal opportunity smith wall.

REAL smiths carry hundreds of pounds worth of ingots around CONSTANTLY to improve their ability to carry small objects of relatively high weight (like lolis or young women)

And they can't stand up from prone position apparently.

clarify

[kj1225]

There's no way he could get up in several hundred pound of armor, metal, and weapons.

[SOLDIER First]

Ingots are not, in fact, every metal item on his person but are, in fact, a piece of metal used in forging with a distinct trapezoidal shape. And they know what jokes are

[kj1225]

Which makes it worse.

[SOLDIER First]

its jokes
also you all missed my calling freyja a loli

[My Name is Immaterial]

You can start with up to 25 Pounds per item slot if you like.  but you can usually buy stuff like that from town, either from merchants, or going through one of the mines or trade routes in all likely.

Huh.

You can start with up to 25 Pounds per item slot if you like.

Interesting...

25 Pounds per item slot

* My Name Is Immaterial does math excitedly.

Spoiler: Math 'n shit (click to show/hide)

Beer, for all practical purposes, weighs the same as water. Water weighs 8.34 lb. per gallon or 2.2 lb. per liter, so we'll define Liter _beer as 2.2 pounds/liter.
In Europe, a keg of beer has been standardized to 50 liters, a metricization of the historical 50 gallon barrel of beer. Despite the fact that this is a fantasy game, we'll use the modern standard, because people have a better visualization of it. We'll define Keg _{beer euro}  as 50 liters.

This means that Keg _{beer euro} * Liter _beer = 50 liters * 2.2 pounds/liter = 110 pounds. That means that I can use three passive slots and one active slot to get a barrel of beer to carry around.

I LITERALLY CARRY THIS ON MY BACK

DMs, can I fluff a weapon to be a reinforced barrel of beer?

[Sanure]

Hey, we were told that we can have 3 equipables and 5 items, right (With the ability to trade equips for 2 more items each)? Then why does Sanure's character have 5 equips and 6+ items, not counting the many, many multiples as extras? I was under the impression the rules still applied to GM characters.

My sheet was finished before any mention of total items was even discussed. So.... sorry? I'll fix this soon.