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[TheBiggerFish]

61. Your friends also have plans that involve shitposting on B12.

[Orange Wizard]

62. You don't have any friends other than on Bay12

[BadLeo]

63. You don't have friends, even on Bay12.

[TheBiggerFish]

64. You make up alts for friends on B12.

[Bumber]

65. You don't remember writing those posts with your alts, ergo Pathos.
66. You engrave slabs to those beasts of burden scuttled along the Oregon trail.
67. Pool's closed due to carp.

[90908]

68. Toady is better then the Emperor, Jesus and Gaben all at once.

Argument with that fact will result in immediate termination.

[Sanctume]

69: When you browse B12 before Reddit.
70: Your Google Chrome Opening Tab opens B12 Community Games on the first tab.

[TheBiggerFish]

71: You leave New Replies up as your default phone tab

72:The majority of your inbox is notifications from B12.

[Bumber]

73. Yoù're browsing the forùms when sùddenl¥ the letters aren't actuall¥ letters.

• 73a. You've played too much DF when you know what each of these creatures are.
• 73b. You've played entirely too much DF when you could almost swear you can actually see the creatures.

[TheBiggerFish]

73c. You've made a computer that browses Bay12 in Dwarf Fortress.

[Bumber]

74. You're late to class because of making sure the letters in your previous post all perfectly correspond to DF characters, and are still posting.
74a. The class is an AI class, and you think you could probably use it for dorf ‼SCIENCE‼
74b. The lecture concerns the secrets of predicate calculus. The prose is serious and the quality is about average. The professor tends to ramble a lot.
Edit: The professor spent pretty much the entire time I was there on the same slide, rambling on about stuff that was common sense. Yes, the same information can be represented in many ways. Yes, you can understand predicate calculus regardless of what language you speak. Yes, DeMorgan's laws apply to predicate calculus. I might as well have stayed on the forums.

[TheBiggerFish]

74c: You coded the Dwarf Fortress AI.

[Bumber]

75. You've read or skimmed pretty much every single post in the Suggestion forum since the day you joined.
75b. You've also done so for a number of other sections.

[Sanctume]

76. You find ideas for writing prompts from the succession games forums.

[Pvt. Pirate]

74. You're late to class because of making sure the letters in your previous post all perfectly correspond to DF characters, and are still posting.
74a. The class is an AI class, and you think you could probably use it for dorf ‼SCIENCE‼
74b. The lecture concerns the secrets of predicate calculus. The prose is serious and the quality is about average. The professor tends to ramble a lot.
Edit: The professor spent pretty much the entire time I was there on the same slide, rambling on about stuff that was common sense. Yes, the same information can be represented in many ways. Yes, you can understand predicate calculus regardless of what language you speak. Yes, DeMorgan's laws apply to predicate calculus. I might as well have stayed on the forums.

#without number: you start putting things from reallife into context of DF as if it...
Why the Fuck am writing these heretic Words!?!?!