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Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12
« on: April 22, 2016, 06:50:48 pm »
Inspired by this post in Signs you play Dwarf Fortress (way) too much:
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Quote from: Dirst on April 22, 2016, 05:46:55 pm
Quote from: Pvt. Pirate on April 22, 2016, 05:11:52 pm
when someone at our church mentioned the children's room, i imagined a room full of wooden spear traps :D
i told him about it and why i imagined it and he laughed :)
Apparently one can play way too much DF without ever having played the game!
You can make posts in 'Signs you play Dwarf Fortress (way) too much' without having played the game.

2:Your posts per day is above 30.
2++:Your posts per day is above 80 *makes self-referential joke*

(I apologize if this isn't the place, but it did stem off a topic in this forum.)
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2016, 06:53:06 pm »
3.You seem to think you have a rival in post count and wish to  defeat them.
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Re: Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2016, 07:34:25 pm »
4. You are surprised by trolling.
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2016, 07:35:46 pm »
5:You have more than one post per year on the Sigtext thread.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2016, 07:37:54 pm »
5. You begin to consider genocide a reasonable alternative to peace.

6. You make constant references to famous members of the forums.
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2016, 07:39:41 pm »
7.you may also turn into a complete pacifist and have all role-play characters be bi for shipping purposes.
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Quote from: hector13 on July 21, 2016, 10:17:32 pm
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Re: Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2016, 07:41:20 pm »
8. You are surprised when a forum doesn't have sigs.
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2016, 08:33:09 pm »
9:You know more people on/via the forums than you do in real life.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2016, 08:40:54 pm »
10. You are not saddened by number 9.
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2016, 08:42:28 pm »
11:You replace all instances of 'circus' with what the circus actually is.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2016, 08:42:58 pm »
12.You love the shipping.
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Quote from: hector13 on July 21, 2016, 10:17:32 pm
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Re: Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2016, 08:55:16 pm »
13. All of the shipping.
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2016, 08:57:01 pm »
14:You have a shrine to the shipping god, not to be confused with the trucker goddess.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2016, 09:00:32 pm »
15.you become a extreme rper writing thing's in the PM's that you thought you would never write.
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Quote from: hector13 on July 21, 2016, 10:17:32 pm
((I just facepalmed so hard I have a concussion))
Rip Abigail South Death by Drop pod my avatar is now morbid.

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Re: Signs you spend (way) too much time on Bay12
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2016, 09:18:42 pm »
16:You aren't surprised when someone says that.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.
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