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Author Topic: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,  (Read 26510 times)

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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #345 on: May 23, 2016, 03:18:52 pm »

"I will kill myself before  I torture a child Im, not a murderer I,m not a monster and I am who I am I'm a girl who makes strange things burdened with this height that makes me seem frightening I love candy and I love children I'm not a bad person and I won't tolerate being called something I'm not so come up with some godamn evidence first if you're gonna accuse me."
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #346 on: May 23, 2016, 03:26:43 pm »

"It's too fun to stop accusing you. But then again, I am telling the truth regardless..."
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #347 on: May 23, 2016, 03:29:01 pm »

Candy gal seems to smile before in a low sultry teasing tone.
"You  really  like the idea  of getting punched in the face your that  maschochistic about me you really want me that bad?"
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #348 on: May 23, 2016, 03:39:40 pm »

"I want to see you break down into tears, and regret the acts of brutal violence you have committed in the past. Nothing more. I'm not a masochist, nor am I a sadist. That's your alley, not mine."
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #349 on: May 23, 2016, 03:43:44 pm »

She lightly moves towards  you smile  turning  into a frown.
"Sorry buddy  I have very  little to regret I have not committed  any such acts."
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #350 on: May 23, 2016, 03:45:26 pm »

Devan crosses his arms. He grins.

"So you're a sociopath, showing no regret for your past crimes?

Despicable, the way you try and fail to hide it. If you want to hide it, do it better like I used to. If you want to confess it, do what I did.
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #351 on: May 23, 2016, 03:47:52 pm »

In a highly sarcastic tone pulling up a sharpened candy stick a small smile on her face.
"Whyyy of course and i tottaly want to jump you sometime."
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #352 on: May 23, 2016, 03:50:25 pm »

"Maybe I should take preventative measures some time."

Devan's voice is cold and serious.
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #353 on: May 23, 2016, 03:52:30 pm »

"I was being sarcastic dude  and jump is a euphemism."
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #354 on: May 23, 2016, 03:54:15 pm »

"You think I don't know that it's a euphemism? Jump means to attack whilst someone is unawares, usually asleep.

I doubt the sarcasm. Also, don't 'dude' me. I am your senior.
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He immediately regrets saying the last part.
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #355 on: May 23, 2016, 03:57:15 pm »

"No it's a euphemism  for intercourse via catching someone unaware and then we'll... you  know it was meant to be a dirty joke."
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #356 on: May 23, 2016, 03:59:35 pm »

"So not only do you kidnap children, but you have a liking of rape too?

Hmmm....
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #357 on: May 23, 2016, 04:00:30 pm »

"Captain! For a while I forgot that we were fighting pirates, and that we are not pirates ourselves, and almost suggested we take on of yon cruisers there. Or 'thar' as those pirates might have said. Heehee. I also had a slight moment where I thought days had passed since this morning. It was a bit funny. Um, I can't remember if we were going to land here? We were going to sell the stuff I bought, I think? Perhaps if you came ashore with me I could teach you the ins and outs of trading like I did so well back home..."

Were we meant to land here? Set a course for the port if so?! Profit ahoy! Or not.

"Also, other grown ups, what are you talking about? It's a bit strange."
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #358 on: May 23, 2016, 04:01:49 pm »

"It's a joke  I was trying to make a joke about how our obvious dislike of each other is actually tension of the sexual variety but you dident seem to get it."

"Captain! For a while I forgot that we were fighting pirates, and that we are not pirates ourselves, and almost suggested we take on of yon cruisers there. Or 'thar' as those pirates might have said. Heehee. I also had a slight moment where I thought days had passed since this morning. It was a bit funny. Um, I can't remember if we were going to land here? We were going to sell the stuff I bought, I think? Perhaps if you came ashore with me I could teach you the ins and outs of trading like I did so well back home..."

Were we meant to land here? Set a course for the port if so?! Profit ahoy! Or not.

"Also, other grown ups, what are you talking about? It's a bit strange."
"The birds and the bees"
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Re: Maiden Voyage of the HMS Gareth, RTD,
« Reply #359 on: May 23, 2016, 04:05:56 pm »

"We're talking about how the quarter-master is a terrible person.

Stay away from her; she's a bad lady.
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Devan sighs.

"It's not that I don't understand it; it's that the concept is physically impossible to understand."
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