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[origamiscienceguy]

You tell everyone "DUCK AND COVER" while you heroically swing your bag of gym clothes at the closest drone. The propello shreds through the plastic bag, but you clothes get tangled up and cause the drone to cartwheel through the air before crashing into a large bucket of bouncy balls, which sends them rolling all along the supermarket floor. The other drones start firing at you and you are forced to find cover as well. A small toy car runs into you, probably trying to get your three-piece suit stuck in the gears or something. Regardless, you throw it with all your might at a particularly high-up police drone and it sends the drone in a wild recovery it around the room, but the done does manage to right itself, and focus on you. The other 4 drones also start surrounding you.

[Gwolfski]

Locate fire extinguisher, preferably not co2 one. apply to drones.

[origamiscienceguy]

You locate a water-and-foam fire extinguisher on the back wall. You start dodging the bullets by ducing and weaving from cover to cover, but after that, you start doing acrobatics and flips to avoid them. You reach the fire estinguisher and yank it off the wall, using it as a shielf for the rubber bullets. You pull the pin and unload on the closest drones. The water and foam along with the cold temperature freezes and shorts the drone's electronics, sending them crashing into the grround. The remaining 2 drones fly high out of range. They fire a few more times, run out of bullets, then start a kamikaze dive at you.

[Gwolfski]

Hit with empty fire extinguisher and duck. Any areas we know of containing AK-47's?

[StrawBarrel]

Assuming we survive and defeat the drones, continue looting the supermarket with our fellow survivors.

[origamiscienceguy]

You throw the fire extinguisher at one drone at the perfect angle so it bounces and slams into the other one as well. They both spin out of control, and try to crash into you as their last action. You duck and weave, and they both crash behind you. You gather their group together and see that the janitor was injured, but still able to walk. Everybody else was fine. You ask, "anybody know where to find some guns?" The college student says, "yeah! The gun store is right behind this supermarket. I'll get a gun for each of you!" The rest of you keep scavenging for supplies. You grab some tents, flashlights, and other necessities. The college student comes running back into the supermarket and you hear gunshots. "They've beaten us to them! They have barricaded the store and have all the guns!"

[StrawBarrel]

Ask the college student if he knows who they are.

[origamiscienceguy]

he looks at you as if you are crazy. "Who else would steal all the guns in an apocalypse? It's the rednecks obviously."

[ManMan]

"Not on my watch!"

Find something made out of iron. Rush out of the building, towards the gun shop. Deflect all incoming bullets, take weapons and ammo and get back in the grocery shop.

[origamiscienceguy]

You grab a broken metal pipe and charge around the supermarket and into the gun shop. You here a voice saying, "hey! y'all bettuurr back off aw we will all shoot y'all until the mice will mistake y'all faw cheese." But you just charge anyway. The see the first shots and just move your pipe in random directions since your reflexes aren't that good. Luckily, all the bullets get deflected. You charge through a window, and grab as many guns and rounds as you can. You continue deflecting bullets and were about to run out again when a car crashes through the side of the building. On the car, it says, "experimental self driving car." The rednecks that survived the crash start tearing into the car with their guns, but the car doesn't seem to care. It continues to drive around the shop crushing anything and anybody in its way. One of the rednecks shouts, "y'elp us!"

[StrawBarrel]

Open fire on the experimental self driving car.

[Gwolfski]

Pull fuses/cable/batteries out of the car!

[origamiscienceguy]

You toss all 10 of the guns you were carrying in the air, grab the rounds, and toss them upwards such that they each land inside the chambers of the matching guns. You then juggle each gun in the air, pulling the trigger for a moment and then tossing the gun up in the air. The guns flip and turn such that they stop firing once they are no longer aimed at the car. The force of 10 semi-automatic rifles hitting the car at a constant barrage literally rips the metal off of the car, exposes the delecate wiring inside, and shreds through the electronics. The car's headlights flicker off, and the last sound the car makes is from the radio. You hear the sound "Fu_uuuuck. The only surviving redneck looks at you in admiration, probably because you just fired 10 guns at once while juggling them. He says, "would y'all maand if ay done joined y'all? ay think we both could benefit by a-survivin' togithuurr."

[ManMan]

Sure!

Get back to the grocery store, see if our friends are doing good.

[origamiscienceguy]

You accept his invitation to join, seeing all his friends were killed by a self-driving car. He seems happy, "aww, thank y'all so much. ay swear by my leathuurr boots that there ay done won't let y'all down." You run back to the grocery store, and distribute the weapons to everybody who wants one. Everybody was still there, and they had packed up and were ready to go. The college student asked you, "where should we go now? We have enough supplies to last a week in the wilderness, but I think maybe we should investigate to get a better idea of what's going on." The glow on the horizon was getting bigger, but it was because the sun was finally coming up. Most of the town had been burned to the ground, but perhaps there would be more of civilization left in the large city a few miles North.