((My thread, I double post when I feel like it.))
I TRY TO RIP OFF HIS 'ED AND PLAY 'IM LIKE A SET OF GRISLY BAGPIPES!
(1+2) ((good grief)) You settle for merely breaking his neck, of course, this means that the only way to play him like a set of bagpipes is to blow air through his lips, (1) it is the worst kiss known to man, and now everyone in the office knows "how you are".
FIRE THE LASER!
(at the VTOL)
(3) You fire the Nerf laser! Highly experimental Nerf technology to usher our civilization into a new age! It's sort of bright and hard to look past, it seems to be heating up the chassis.
Use my smart phone and my LEET HACKZOR skills to hack the VTOL.
((Channel the spirit of Aiden Pearce.))
(5) You put on your cap and start putting your
SWEET hacking software on your phone to good use! Although the piloting software is too secure, you hack the missile tracking and cause the entire missile racks to explode, severely damaging it while putting the explosives out of commission.
Darrin was just about to commit suicide. His days were numbered. As he neared the window on floor 63, he watched the VTOL attack. He was furious. Who the FUCK did they think they were, interfering with his suicide. He leapt out the window and, with ninja-like skills, swung his body into the VTOL, kicking anyone in his way. He then desperately tries to not die for the next few seconds.
(1) Darrin jumped out the window, reaching for the VTOL, it then deftly swings to the left despite its damage and he plummeted, making for a most grisly scene below.
At least he succeeded in his original goal.
Dead.Use my Wile E. Coyote like ignorance of the physical laws of time to steal all the clips from the guns of motionless agents in cartoonMatrix-like fashion.
(5) Since they're all dead, you just loot all the clips,
ALL OF THEM, you were probably warping time to collect all those clips in such a short while.
Rip the restroom door off of it's hinges, and use it as a tower shield. Letter opener ready, and advancing toward the nearest elevator.
(4) You tear off the door and swing it around to the elevator, it's sort of hard to carry but you bravely press on towards the elevator.
It's not nearly as cool as it would've been since the agents are dead.
1:Robbert Gilligon MacKillem.
2:Fred Jones.
3:Curtis Langer.
4:Cho K. Point.
5:Jack Gill.
(1)The VTOL swings around to bring its guns to bear on MacKillem in the middle of his kiss.
Boss roll:(5-1)=Gilligon roll:(5) Although the volume of fire is rather extreme, Gilligon manages to exploit its hindered maneuvering and runs clear of the tracking.
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