"Hello, General."
"My Lord. I may have completely ruined our changes to persuade this village joining us. It appears my strategic ability doesn't extend to diplomatic relations. They... don't operate like soldiers would. Please accept my apologies."
She speaks loud enough to be heard by people hiding in their homes.
((I don't know what die is next in line. I think it is a six, but I am not going t o look. this will be more fun this way))
Dominic casts Go Find Another Set of Dice For Yourself Ya Ingrate! At his new friend.
"Crapsack! a little help?"
((I never get tired of crapsack and CenTreepede.))
Crapsack spits out some rock solid chunks of brown matter. The revived mage somehow dodges the projectiles, which then proceed make contact with your face. Hard. But not hard enought to make you forget spellcasting.
1. The bastard wants your stuff? Fine! He can have it! In fact he can have it all!
"Wait!" You shout before he can continue his assault. "I'll give them to you! You can have CenTreepede too! And the crapsack! And my house in mid southern part of Empire! It's under attack by flying seamonsters, but you can have them too! And these seeds! I relinquish everything I own to you and I will never reclaim them! Listen him now, my dear friends, you belong to him now."
CenTreepede stops and you strip remains of your shredded clothes until you are stark naked. The other mage looks little suprised my this and somewhat akwardly accepts them. You jump off of your precious friends back down to grass. "Thanks, I suppose. You are suprisingly reasonable after all." Mage says. Then he commands CenTreepede towards the capital and leaves you alone and naked in grassy hills.
Sun is setting and you assume night will be rather chilly. Well, this sucks. In single swoop you lost everything and you don't even want them back. Except you still have your quest.
Alan casts "Locate Professor Cuddles!"
Hilarity probably ensues.
1. You're not sure what happens, but no location of any kind come into mind. You file this into your mental cabinets as a standard failure. Certainly nothing bad will come of it.
On the other news, now that sky is getting darker you think you see something not starlike in far, far south east.
Vacation is really doing wonders for my sense of time... And where are others?
Indeed. Ugh. It has been, what, 2 weeks since I passed by ?
So.
Oblivious to the other mages doings, Soleus attempts to connect the Eye to the map, hoping to detect any Wild Magic disturbance.
Trying to work with things of wild magic is not easy when you cannot actually access it. Simply looking the map through the eye reveals millions threads extending into all directions, each measuring numerous states of air, detecting shapes of land and other flyers. You suppose you could go to the edge of your island, peer down and try to see where ground sensing threads are acting differently. Not a fast task, but doable and probably easiest way to archieve the goal.
Another thing you notice is that you have a new aura of wild magic you didn't have before. If fully envelopes you and constantly shoots threads of magic to somewhere northwest. And if you are looking this correctly, they are for manipulating someone's senses.
((Back, I guess? I have no idea what's going on, and I have very few ideas as to what to do. But whatever. I'll figure it out.))
Summon something. Literally anything.
Well, recently you halted the self growing bridge, made your arm hot and summoned an artifact, Deep Window. And I think Arken Frost tried to contact you and Soleus. As for what to do, well, you could finish the bridge and claim your prize, or you could work to discern truth from lies and learn forgotten history of this world, though TheBiggerFish and Ozarck have far more IC reason to do that.
3. Broken pieces of wood, shredded cloth, and soft feathers appears in shape of bed. The bed that dissappeared from your tower yesterday.
Future Wild Magic (8): 6 6 3 3 2 6 3 2
Mind:
Knowledge of best investigator in the world
Skills of best investigator in the world
Basic spear training
Body:
Lung issues
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
Home:
Family reunion
Followers:
Other:
Legend of imperial investigator
Quest: Mage hunt
Future Wild Magic: 2 5 6 3 1 4 5 ? ? ?
Body:
Massive black dragon
Breath weapon
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Dragonified crocodile: Professor Cuddles
?
Other:
Quest 1: Kill Soleus Arendar
Quest 2: BIG SPELLS
They know
CHAOS RECKONER ARRAY (7): 2 3 1 4 5 1 5
Body:
Mane
Broken shoulder. Set
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
Expanded land
Scorched spot on front yard
Controlled by magical orbs
Holographic command room
Fully shieded with forcefield
Protects from: Everything, repel.
Small elevating platform
Servants:
Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
Down
Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Pedestal for statue
Poem of "Wild Magic" carved on
Followers:
Magical mail order wife: Anna
Damn perfect
Golden wedding ring
Nature of self
Steel spider bot: Tec.
Hot
16 bladed legs on octahedron core
Other:
Aspiring educator
Golden wedding ring
Memories stolen
Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
Quest: Connect Order nodes
Node connector crystal
Destroyer of the world
Future Wild Magic (7): ?
Body:
Naked
Shitty
Echantments:
Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
Reflect Spell
Pulsing blue light on forehead
Relinquished property
Artifacts of power:
Followers:
Other:
Quest: Resurrection trees for capitals
Future Wild Magic (10): 2 1 2 6 3 1 4 2 2 2
Body:
Bandaged
Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
Hairy
Left arm
Hot
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Fire breath
Toggleable fire aura (off)
Artifacts of power:
Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
5 Balanced spell scrolls
Calin's Shredder
Heartbane
Scroll of Teleporting [5]
Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Deep Window
Tent in Tenhe:
Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
Teleporting
Something is missing
Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
Hidden gate
Grid of miniature suns
Simple boulder sentinel
Five simple golems
Siege engines
Silly face carriage
Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr.
Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
9 treasure boxes from Tenhe
The Forest: Now Ashlands
Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
Ashlands: Forest gone
Followers:
Water Banshee
Weapon grade water absorption
Other:
Lots of maps
Three empty paper sheets
Owner of Calin's severed arm
Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
Pair of sandstone cubes
Polished steel hauberk
Quest: Terraforming path. Done 70km of 200km
Future Wild Magic (6): 4 5 2 6 5 2
Body:
White dragonish scales
Right eye replaced The True Eye
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Ageless
Immortal
Shapeshifter
Telepathy
Artifacts of power:
Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
Slippery scrying orb
In a loose fitting copper bowl
Personal teleportation bracelet
Grand Kinetic ring (3)
The True Eye
Ring of regeneration (1)
The Fortress:
Flying
Reconstructed many times
Skeletons in closet
Precision mining beam
Folds space at whim
Telepathy
Architecture is:
Impressive
Luxurious
Intelligent
Self-replenishing
Self-modifying
Overtly helpful
Throne room
Ornate skylight
Mage's workshop
Self-replenishing
Containment circle
Dispel array
Forge
Inhabitants: Lots
New species
Bloody handsome reformed thugs
20 Personal teleportation bracelets
Monster army
Tied to fortress's power
Chrome shelled
Followers:
Laudata
Lizard girl: Tlaco
Wild mage: 4 1 4
Otherworldly beauty
Nice, moral, safe
Light blue and purple dress
Decorated with images of lightning and shadows of dragons
Artifact of power:
Other:
Quest for godhood: In progress
Quest: World war
Small Favours
Glimpse of magic
One large cube of unknown material
Six large tetrahedrons of unknown material
Three has #3 on all sides
Other:
Damn hot
Firstborn of new species
Minor arachnophobia
Artifacts of power:
Personal teleportation bracelet
Kinetic ring
Echantments:
Shapeshifter
Strategic genius
Telepathy
Followers:
5 giant demon wolf golems
Army