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[Coolrune206]

Alan sits around, waiting for a random encounter.

[Ozarck]

"Ah my constructs ... There's CenTreepede. He's made of wood and can move very fast. And he never attacked me. and he's burnt. There's Crapsack. it poops. But I fixed it so it only poops on command. And it can hold stuff without pooping on it now. that's good." Dominic nods at this. "there's the Doombox. It makes noise. It deafened me once, but I got better. There is the Iron Bed. I don't think it has any special powers - I think it's just an ordinary torture device. Actually, I think just Crapsack and CenTreepede count as constructs, unless you count Giant Angry Orange Juice Barrel. But he's gone now. I did make a Green Man once, but that was a human first, so that doesn't count either. My yard is rather hostile, what with the tentales and all, but I fixed it so they don't eat me anymore. this statue is just a statue so far. it's a grim reminder.  I think I'll call it Grim Reminder.

[Nakéen]

"I see. Let's try communicating with those three then."

Soleus speaks to himself :
"Requesting Quantum Probability Evaluation :
Opening communication channel to Chaos Construct 'Crapsack'
Opening communication channel to Chaos Construct 'Doombox'
Opening communication channel to Chaos Construct 'Iron Bed'."

Use Order Magic to evaluate if communicating with Dominic's weird ragatg bunch of misfit is possible.

[Ozarck]

"You could try my green man blocks or my lawn too. What about CenTreepede? Hey, just a thought ... Why would my death be counterproductive? I mean ... Wild Mages are not known for their longevity, nor for their generally positive impacts on society."

Dominic casts "undo Enchantment: Pulsating light. He then orders CenTreepede to self heal. By maybe eating some trees or something. he doesn't know. If that is ineffective, Dominic will cast Make CenTreepede Self Restoring Via Absorbtion of Plant Matter.

"On the other Hand ... Oh, My name is Dominic, by the way. I have been called the Breakfast Mage. By myself. I think I have also been called the Summoner of Self Hatred. By the Universe."

[Whisperling]

Cause the bridge to become self-building. As in, it creates rock on its end so I don't have to bother earth-shaping it a million times.

[AoshimaMichio]

Change the giant die to say all 2s, then all 3s, then all 2s.

Then...Well, the fortress can start looking.  But no looming.

2. It breaks into two tetrahedrons.
3. They are already showing 3 on all sides, so the spell ends up rolling them. They both roll 3's. Suprisingly.
2. Numbers disappear completely from your dice leaving you with two large bone tetrahedrons.

<With pleasure!> Fortress sends and starts moving. Or so you assume. None of your senses inform you about any changes in speed or direction. Not really that suprising, considering its current capacities.

"Well mother....Um I only  have those dice I got from your jewlery box.
Carefully see what's going on outside.

Lying to your mom? What nasty son you are!

"Weird. I'm certain put it here..." She goes through her posession again while you slip away from trouble to find another kind of trouble.

Well, there's a dragon outside. A being that shouldn't exist. Which is proof of mage's presence here. It takes you only a moment to find the person in question, mainly because he's the only human on the road he doesn't seem worried about the dragon at all. Also, he's the same guy whose toes you murdered with 1 a little while ago. The toes in question have seemingly developed new claws and bone plating. Interesting.

He notices you.

Alan sits around, waiting for a random encounter.

The random encounters mages tend to get are usually either mage hunters or city guards coming after your life. Not something you should be waiting for because they know how to kill a mage. Admittedly your dragon is pretty good counter measure as long you don't give them chance to shoot you into back.

Your eyes peeled you notice someone peeking down on you from second floor of neighbouring building. Someone who doesn't look scared or magically calmed.

Oh, and talking about guards; there they come! Pretty far, but as soon as you notice them they scatter behind buildings out of your line of sight.

"I see. Let's try communicating with those three then."

Soleus speaks to himself :
"Requesting Quantum Probability Evaluation :
Opening communication channel to Chaos Construct 'Crapsack'
Opening communication channel to Chaos Construct 'Doombox'
Opening communication channel to Chaos Construct 'Iron Bed'."

Use Order Magic to evaluate if communicating with Dominic's weird ragatg bunch of misfit is possible.

OPENING COMMUNICATION CHANNEL TO CHAOS CONSTRUCTS 'CRAPSACK' AND 'DOOMBOX' PREDICTED BY CHAOS RECKONER ARRAY: 2.
OPENING COMMUNICATION CHANNEL TO CHAOS CONSTRUCT 'IRON BED': NOT POSSIBLE. NOT WITHIN RANGE.

You notice Dominic's spellings as he does it. Interestingly non-destructive method was selected for regeneration.

"You could try my green man blocks or my lawn too. What about CenTreepede? Hey, just a thought ... Why would my death be counterproductive? I mean ... Wild Mages are not known for their longevity, nor for their generally positive impacts on society."

Dominic casts "undo Enchantment: Pulsating light. He then orders CenTreepede to self heal. By maybe eating some trees or something. he doesn't know. If that is ineffective, Dominic will cast Make CenTreepede Self Restoring Via Absorbtion of Plant Matter.

"On the other Hand ... Oh, My name is Dominic, by the way. I have been called the Breakfast Mage. By myself. I think I have also been called the Summoner of Self Hatred. By the Universe."

2. The light turns into green.

While CenTreepede has mandibles, those aren't hard enough to bite wood and it doesn't have any digestive system. It obeys you best it can and tries ineffectively to chew grass. Guess it is magic time then.

5. As soon as spell is cast, it stops pointless chewing and makes beeline to nearest tree, which is pretty close. Charred wood cracks and falls of in thousand pieces, including burning pieces. It sidesteps out of burning embers and new fresh bark spreads to cover damaged parts. Bark grows outwards, expanding new leafy branches where previously was only fire. It literally grows missing parts back like a tree.

Speaking about a tree you turn in time to see what happens to the source tree. It shrinks, like passage of time was reversed and greatly accelerated, until it is a young sapling barely taller than you. Then another tree near it begins reversed aging process, but stops much earlier. CenTreepede is fully healed. Imagine if you could heal yourself in the same way!

Cause the bridge to become self-building. As in, it creates rock on its end so I don't have to bother earth-shaping it a million times.

Worming your way out of work? Sure, why not. You got 6 after all.

6. Hard to tell this far away, but apparently it is working.

You turn around to return your house, but instantly feel dizzy. Thankfully you have your staff to get support from, otherwise you would have to drop on your knees. The water banshee keeps hugging you.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero - Cameron Michaelis (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 6 6 3 3 2 6 3 2 6
Mind:
  Knowledge of best investigator in the world
  Skills of best investigator in the world
  Basic spear training
Body:
  Lung issues
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
Home:
  Family reunion
Followers:
Other:
  Legend of imperial investigator
  Quest: Mage hunt

Spoiler: Coolrune206 - Alan (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic: 6 1 2 5 3 3 2 1 2 5
Body:
  Mutated feet
    Claws
    Hard leather
    Bone plating
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
  Dragonified crocodile: Professor Cuddles
Other:

Spoiler: Nakéen - Soleus Arendar - MAGE OF ORDER (click to show/hide)

CHAOS RECKONER ARRAY (7): 2 3 1 4 5 1 5
Body:
  Mane
  Broken shoulder
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
  Expanded land
  Scorched spot on front yard
  Controlled by magical orbs
  Holographic command room
  Fully shieded with forcefield
    Protects from: physical forces, repel
  Unsteady small elevating platform
  Servants:
    Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
    Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
    Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
    Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
  Magical mail order wife: Anna
    Damn perfect
    Golden wedding ring
    Nature of self
  Steel spider bot: Tec.
    Hot
    16 bladed legs on octahedron core
Other:
  Aspiring educator
  Golden wedding ring
  Memories stolen 
  Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
  Quest: Connect Order nodes
  Node connector crystal

Spoiler: Ozarck - Dominic Calhoun (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (7): 3 6 1 6 4 3 1
Body:
  Shredded clothes 
Echantments:
  Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Reflect Spell
  Pulsing blue light on forehead
Artifacts of power:
  7 Seeds of defiant life
  Giant wooden centipede mount: CenTreepede
The house:
  Comfortable
  Three stories
  Kitchen:
    Bit burned
    Obsidian weapon field
  Wheat grows through floor planks
    Popping
  Broken miniature pirate boat
  Papercut whirlwind
  Front yard:
    Sucking mudfield, charmed
    Iron bed (torture device)
    Wooden bone throne
    Two green man blocks
  Flying great white shark
    Frenzy
    Hurt
  Flying giant squid
    Bloody wounded
Followers:
Other:
  Scale mail pants (appearance only)
  Quest: Resurrection trees for capitals

Spoiler: CenTreepede (click to show/hide)

Artifacts of power:
  Interactive worldmap ball
    So damn heavy   
  "Doombox"
    Controlled
    Mark of Green Man
  Traveling crapsack
    Multilegged
    Charmed
Echantments:
  Regeneration: Absorb plant matter selectively
Other:
  Grotesque statue of dead mage
    Carved poem of "Wild Magic" on pedestal
  One step ladder
  Mapball holder log
  "Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
  Long drinking straw: Blocked

Spoiler: Whisperling - Samuel Marr (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (10): 5 4 6 6 5 6 3 2 1 2
Body:
  Clothes: Burned
  Bandaged: Burned too
  Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
  Hairy
  Ruptured eardrums
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Fire breath
  Sparkly
Artifacts of power:
  Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
  5 Balanced spell scrolls
  Calin's Shredder
  Heartbane
  Scroll of Teleporting [5]
  Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
  Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
  Teleporting
  Something is missing
  Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
    Hidden gate
    Grid of miniature suns
  Simple boulder sentinel
  Five simple golems
  Siege engines
  Silly face carriage
  Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr.
  Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
  Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
  Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
  9 treasure boxes from Tenhe
  The Forest: Now Ashlands
  Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
  Ashlands: Forest gone
Followers:
  Water Banshee
Other:
  Lots of maps
  Three empty paper sheets
  Owner of Calin's severed arm
  Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
  Pair of sandstone cubes
  Polished steel hauberk
  Quest: Terraforming path. Done 10km of 200km
    Self constructing (6)

Spoiler: TheBiggerFish - Arken Frost (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (7): 5 5 2 3 5 2 3
Body:
  White dragonish scales
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Ageless
  Immortal
  Shapeshifter
  Telepathy
Artifacts of power:
  Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
  Slippery scrying orb
    In a loose fitting copper bowl
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Grand Kinetic ring (3)
The Fortress:
  Flying
  Reconstructed many times
  Skeletons in closet
  Precision mining beam
  Folds space at whim
  Telepathy
  Architecture is:
    Impressive
    Luxurious
  Intelligent
    Self-replenishing
    Self-modifying
    Overtly helpful
  Throne room
    Ornate skylight
  Mage's workshop
    Self-replenishing
    Containment circle
    Dispel array
  Forge
  Inhabitants: Lots
    New species
    Bloody handsome reformed thugs
    20 Personal teleportation bracelets
  Monster army
    Tied to fortress's power
    Chrome shelled
Followers:
  Laudata
Other:
  Quest for godhood: In progress
  Quest: World war
  Small Favours
  Glimpse of magic
  Two huge tetrahedrons

Spoiler: Laudata (click to show/hide)

Other:
  Damn hot
  Firstborn of new species
  Minor arachnophobia
Artifacts of power:
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Kinetic ring
Echantments:
  Shapeshifter
  Strategic genius
  Telepathy
Followers:
  5 giant demon wolf golems
  Army

[Whisperling]

Politely disentangle the banshee, then cast a spell to fix whatever is making me dizzy. Presumably something to do with the bridge enchantment, but who knows.

[Coolrune206]

"Splendid. I was getting bored!

Professor Cuddles, take cover for a moment. Well, you do have fire-proof scales, being dragon-esque and all. So, it should be fine.

Summon tornado of inferno! A fiery whirlwind! A gust from hell!"

[AbstractTraitorHero]

"Mom! There's a dragon and a mage outside and what were the dice you were looking for again like what do they look like?"

[Nakéen]

Soleus tells to Dominic :
"Communicating with the Constructs is not viable."

Then he adds :
"Come with me when you are done. We have no time to lose, and I need to get my shoulder checked."

He walked next to the platform, waiting for Dominic to come.

[AoshimaMichio]

Soleus tells to Dominic :
"Communicating with the Constructs is not viable."

Then he adds :
"Come with me when you are done. We have no time to lose, and I need to get my shoulder checked."

He walked next to the platform, waiting for Dominic to come.

The platform is in midair because you fell from it. It doesn't move without someone on it. Too high to reach by jumping.

[Nakéen]

Soleus looked at the platform in a disappointed air. Seriously, his past self really half-assed the job.
"Can your Centreepede climb vertically ?"

[Ozarck]

"Yes, I believe so." ((How high up is it?))

Dominic climbs onto CenTreepede and assists Soleus up as well. He then orders CenTreepede to rise up and grab onto the platform. ((How big is it?))
Anyway, the goal is to get all three of us up onto Soleus' floating sky rock. So we do whatever reasonable measures one would normally do in this situation to effect that outcome.

[TheBiggerFish]

"Gah, I don't know what to do.  Actually, I could increase the flight speed..."
Increase the flight speed of the fortress.

Then, just, go find somewhere quiet to sit and read or something.

[AoshimaMichio]

Politely disentangle the banshee, then cast a spell to fix whatever is making me dizzy. Presumably something to do with the bridge enchantment, but who knows.

Though luck, casanova, she doesn't want to let go. Well, she does after you insist enough but quite soon her liquid hand is resting on your shoulder.

5. Dizziness ends as quickly as it began and you hearing returns, which is nice because the banshee is humming a nice happy melody. Your clothes undo their burned status back to normal as well as does your now useless bandages.

Waves are getting bigger. Each one crashing on shore is hitting rocks slightly more violently than previous.

"Splendid. I was getting bored!

Professor Cuddles, take cover for a moment. Well, you do have fire-proof scales, being dragon-esque and all. So, it should be fine.

Summon tornado of inferno! A fiery whirlwind! A gust from hell!"

6. Well, in hindsight it might have been better if you took some cover instead. The whirlwind of fire appeared around the corner where guards disappeared, first a minor thing more or less along what you expected from it. Shouts from guards were barely buried under its howling. Then it grew larger, louder, more violent and exponentially hotter. Buildings around it catched fire, shingled rooftops ignited like dry paper, and heat was felt on your face despite of it being relatively far.

Then winds broke off and great jets of fire was released into every direction around the ground. For a moment every alley and road within hundred meter radius was nothing but raging inferno of super hot air. You had enough of sense to close your eyes and hold your breath, but you weren't fast enough to cover your face. It ended as suddenly as it started.

So that's where you stand now. Happily burning buildings around origin of firenado, pained screaming and unseen pleads for help all around you. Your dragon is no worse for wear, but your face is very sore and arms are already blistering angry red, every exposed body part is in pain. Sucks to be you.

"Mom! There's a dragon and a mage outside and what were the dice you were looking for again like what do they look like?"

"Dice of Order, son, the ones I gave you some days ago. Please don't tell you already threw them out. I kept one for myself because it is ridiculously stupid to let go of that power, and now I can't find it."

New things happens on outside. The mage guy takes notice of something on your far right. He looks happy and says something to his dragon. Few moments later a powerful gust of fiery wind blows through the road. Looks like the mage got some nasty burns from it. Muffled screams for help echo on outside. That doesn't sound good. This guy is dangerous!

"Yes, I believe so." ((How high up is it?))

Dominic climbs onto CenTreepede and assists Soleus up as well. He then orders CenTreepede to rise up and grab onto the platform. ((How big is it?))
Anyway, the goal is to get all three of us up onto Soleus' floating sky rock. So we do whatever reasonable measures one would normally do in this situation to effect that outcome.

Let's say somewhere around four meters up. You could jump from top of CenTreepede and get comfortable grip. And its not big, around 30*40 cm. And apparently affixed to invisible and well oiled ball joint, making it easy to flip over. Very dangerous design. You wouldn't accept something like that, not without additional safety measures, like a rope in case of lost balance. Guess this guy has unrealistically high opinion about his balance.

Dominic gets up to his mobile throne after assisting Soleus up and cleans out all fingers and toes on it. Soleus feels like he shouldn't let Anna see all this gore and tosses most visible ones off. Distasteful experience. Then Dominic orders CenTreepede to get on the floating island. It lifts its front end on the hovering platform, using it as support, inching its body on it as much as it can without tipping its precious luggage over. A difficult and slow task for something as large as CenTreepede is. The platform holds its frankly massive weight, which is something to rise a hat for.

As soon as it gets middle point of its body on the platform it starts raising its front again high to get a grip on edge of the island, searching something to hold on. This process rises angle of travelers compartment into such that Soleus has to hold pilot's throne with both hands to stay on. Dominic on the other hand rests on his seat without having to worry about falling. The doombox however falls off.

CenTreepede gets his head over the edge and sinks as many stabby feet on soil as it can and begins slow process of hauling itself and you two on safe ground. Biggest hurdle comes when its last legs rest on the elevator platform and it has its body arched to keep travelers compartment from being vertical. It bounces its back as far out as it can and tries to use this moment to get you safely on island, but it isn't fast enough. Its back swings under the island to the point where it's basically in shape "7". This also means your spot goes fully vertical. All Dominic's luggage and acquired gore falls off and Soleus hangs from the throne with his bare hands alone. Dominic lays safely on his back, but knowing that if angle were to get any bigger he would flip over and fall off of his seat. This very concrete fear makes him hold on armrests with white knuckles.

CenTreepede kicks off with its back half to give himself another swing and this time it makes it through all the way. You both breathe in relief, though Soleus more from sudden interesting exercise than from actual emotions.

I imagine the floating island being something like this in terms of shape and size. The villa is kinda like this, large windows, very light, and takes up most of the surface. No pool, however.

"Gah, I don't know what to do.  Actually, I could increase the flight speed..."
Increase the flight speed of the fortress.

Then, just, go find somewhere quiet to sit and read or something.

OOC, it's less flight and more like Alcubierre Drive style travel, though nowhere that fast.

5. But it is much closer now. Not faster than light speeds, not even faster than sound, but close.

Quietest place would most likely be your workshop, these folks are not confortable with magic, despite of being made with magic. As for books, this place never had any, though all those extensive architecture manipulations might have accidentally generated one. Not likely, but I'll give it benefit of doubt. What do you want to read? I pull something out of my ass for you. Geography? History? Myths? Legends? Politics? Nothing about trading, thank you, I don't know enough about that to make up anything believable.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero - Cameron Michaelis (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 6 6 3 3 2 6 3 2 6
Mind:
  Knowledge of best investigator in the world
  Skills of best investigator in the world
  Basic spear training
Body:
  Lung issues
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
Home:
  Family reunion
Followers:
Other:
  Legend of imperial investigator
  Quest: Mage hunt

Spoiler: Coolrune206 - Alan (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic: 1 2 5 3 3 2 1 2 5 6
Body:
  Mutated feet
    Claws
    Hard leather
    Bone plating
  Blistered skin
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
  Dragonified crocodile: Professor Cuddles
Other:
  Distractions: 1

Spoiler: Nakéen - Soleus Arendar - MAGE OF ORDER (click to show/hide)

CHAOS RECKONER ARRAY (7): 2 3 1 4 5 1 5
Body:
  Mane
  Broken shoulder
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
  Expanded land
  Scorched spot on front yard
  Controlled by magical orbs
  Holographic command room
  Fully shieded with forcefield
    Protects from: physical forces, repel
  Unsteady small elevating platform
  Servants:
    Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
    Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
    Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
    Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
  Magical mail order wife: Anna
    Damn perfect
    Golden wedding ring
    Nature of self
  Steel spider bot: Tec.
    Hot
    16 bladed legs on octahedron core
Other:
  Aspiring educator
  Golden wedding ring
  Memories stolen 
  Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
  Quest: Connect Order nodes
  Node connector crystal

Spoiler: Ozarck - Dominic Calhoun (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (7): 3 6 1 6 4 3 1
Body:
  Shredded clothes 
Echantments:
  Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Reflect Spell
  Pulsing blue light on forehead
Artifacts of power:
  7 Seeds of defiant life
  Giant wooden centipede mount: CenTreepede
The house:
  Comfortable
  Three stories
  Kitchen:
    Bit burned
    Obsidian weapon field
  Wheat grows through floor planks
    Popping
  Broken miniature pirate boat
  Papercut whirlwind
  Front yard:
    Sucking mudfield, charmed
    Iron bed (torture device)
    Wooden bone throne
    Two green man blocks
  Flying great white shark
    ?
  Flying giant squid
    ?
Followers:
Other:
  Scale mail pants (appearance only)
  Quest: Resurrection trees for capitals

Spoiler: CenTreepede (click to show/hide)

Artifacts of power:
  Interactive worldmap ball (On ground)
    So damn heavy   
  "Doombox" (On ground)
    Controlled
    Mark of Green Man
  Traveling crapsack (On ground)
    Multilegged
    Charmed
Echantments:
  Regeneration: Absorb plant matter selectively
Other:
  Grotesque statue of dead mage (On ground)
    Carved poem of "Wild Magic" on pedestal
    Hand broken off
  One step ladder (On ground)
  Mapball holder log (On ground)
  "Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet (On ground)
  Long drinking straw: Blocked (On ground)

Spoiler: Whisperling - Samuel Marr (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (10): 4 6 6 5 6 3 2 1 2 6
Body:
  Bandaged
  Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
  Hairy
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Fire breath
  Sparkly
Artifacts of power:
  Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
  5 Balanced spell scrolls
  Calin's Shredder
  Heartbane
  Scroll of Teleporting [5]
  Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
  Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
  Teleporting
  Something is missing
  Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
    Hidden gate
    Grid of miniature suns
  Simple boulder sentinel
  Five simple golems
  Siege engines
  Silly face carriage
  Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr.
  Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
  Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
  Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
  9 treasure boxes from Tenhe
  The Forest: Now Ashlands
  Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
  Ashlands: Forest gone
Followers:
  Water Banshee
Other:
  Lots of maps
  Three empty paper sheets
  Owner of Calin's severed arm
  Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
  Pair of sandstone cubes
  Polished steel hauberk
  Quest: Terraforming path. Done 20km of 200km
    Self constructing (6)

Spoiler: TheBiggerFish - Arken Frost (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (7): 5 2 3 5 2 3 6
Body:
  White dragonish scales
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Ageless
  Immortal
  Shapeshifter
  Telepathy
Artifacts of power:
  Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
  Slippery scrying orb
    In a loose fitting copper bowl
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Grand Kinetic ring (3)
The Fortress:
  Flying
  Reconstructed many times
  Skeletons in closet
  Precision mining beam
  Folds space at whim
  Telepathy
  Architecture is:
    Impressive
    Luxurious
  Intelligent
    Self-replenishing
    Self-modifying
    Overtly helpful
  Throne room
    Ornate skylight
  Mage's workshop
    Self-replenishing
    Containment circle
    Dispel array
  Forge
  Inhabitants: Lots
    New species
    Bloody handsome reformed thugs
    20 Personal teleportation bracelets
  Monster army
    Tied to fortress's power
    Chrome shelled
Followers:
  Laudata
Other:
  Quest for godhood: In progress
  Quest: World war
  Small Favours
  Glimpse of magic
  Two huge tetrahedrons

Spoiler: Laudata (click to show/hide)

Other:
  Damn hot
  Firstborn of new species
  Minor arachnophobia
Artifacts of power:
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Kinetic ring
Echantments:
  Shapeshifter
  Strategic genius
  Telepathy
Followers:
  5 giant demon wolf golems
  Army