Alan scowls.
"What are you all afraid of? Are you scared that I might just point at your town hall and say 'Hadoken'"
Alan accidentally fires a hadoken at the largest building in the general vicinity, ironically in an attempt to convince the villagers that he wouldn't do such a thing.
"You magic types are known to be unpredictably dangerous! No offense!" Shouts the closest person, who isn't really that close at all.
4. Brilliant blast of light escapes from your finger tips in middle of theatrical hand swing. The beam hits a building down on the road, probably a store of some kind or just otherwise big house, and completely penetrates it leaving big hole behind. A moment later someone jumps out from second floor window.
"Just like that!" Finishes the shouting person. She runs out of sight behind a corner.
((I will use the 'Order Magic' sparingly, upon account that using it costs a lot of energy. Also, I reckon I can no longer use Wild Magic right ?))
Soleus doesn't even bat an eye upon learning the expected failures of his project.
"Original blueprint of Chaos Golem Tec lost. Too many chaotic modifications added in. Stability compromised.
Options re-evaluated. Personal ability to construct Order Golem on the magnitude of Chaos Golem Tec insufficient.
New Order Golem blueprint: Tec_version_2.
>Smaller, human sized.
>Armor and plating kept to strict minimum.
>Scrap original energy source to smaller and more stable power core.
>Emphasize on dexterity and kinesthesia.
Attempting Reconstruction Now."
Before starting, Soleus turned toward Anna :
"If you have any remark or idea, feel free to speak up. I am sure you will have great advices."
Begin reconstructing Tec.
Aim for a much smaller golem model than before, human sized preferably. It is basically an Iron Man.
Will Soleus manage to pull off a Tony Stark with his box of scrapes ?
((Usage of order magic doesn't tire you out, it's manipulating possibilities that does. Yeah, no wild magic for you anymore.))
Anna takes a step back, studying you closely.
"What happened there? You sound very different... Are you really my Soleus?"
Tec was human sized before if you exclude his wing span, you know? I don't think I ever implied otherwise. Discarding armor... that goes back to original design basically. Energy source didn't really exist within, it was powered directly through magic as are all magical constructs. Dexterity was pretty good. Therefore changes in the blueprint are insufficient to change outcome significantly.
1. The steel pile consisting of broken parts of late Tec heats up into very high temperatures and melts into one big pool. It's hot enough to force you take few steps away to avoid heat damaging your body. Molten metal flows to new beautiful geometric shapes before cooling down to solid, but still remaining very hot and bright. Those hot parts collect themselves into a new form that doesn't resemble previous Tec at slightest.
Gears, pistons, springs, joints and other mechanical parts form a complex shape. It has 16 multi jointed legs, two connected to each side of central octahedron body. Each leg has a blade and hooks it could use to hang on things. Leg formation ensures it cannot be knocked over, it can probably walk on walls and maybe even on ceiling without changing its orientation. It can defend itself from multiple attackers from multiple directions, and maybe even carry small things in various ways.
Unquestionably efficient in terms of dexterity and lack of armor plating. It moves carefully in small area testing out its basic functions while waiting heat cooling off. Tec's rebirth burned a big area clear of grass. Unsightly spot in otherwise nicely tended area.
<Well. Now I have this overshoot lined up. What should I do with it?>
"Apparently fortress is bigger now. If you feel confident you may want to create more people to fill all empty rooms." Laudata comments, clearly eager to bolster numbers of magically created humans.
"I didn't even do anything! These things are breaking outside of my control. The universe itself must be suffering. Well, when I have time I'll deal with that."
Dominic quickly grabs crapsack, climbs to the burning part and kicks it out, then dismounts, digs a hole with his hands, and drops a seed into it and orders crapsack to cover it in his special product. He then remounts and orders CenTreepede out toward the nearest edge of town. if any guards come with ranged weapons, disable them with bursts from doombox, but set to a setting that will hopefully do only temporary damage. Do however much of the plan above that can be done in a turn - that's just what Dominic is planning. Gonna hang onto that 3 for now, since that rust colored rain is alarming, as is the oncoming horde of guards, and the great big unknown as to how quickly the resurrection seed will make itself secure and whether the guards think of digging it up again or not.
Stomping burning parts doesn't help, oil burns quite happily regardless of your attempts to smother it out, but with help from rain you can stop it from spreading. You shrug and hop off to do gardening.
Soil isn't exactly soft here, but you are in hurry so you make best of your limited tools. You rip grass off, dig soil as fast as you possibly can, cutting your fingertips open and wince as one fingernail tears off near end. You pick one seed with your least hurt hand, drop it into the hole and push some soil back over it before order pile of shit on it. Crapsack pushes some turd over the hole. Not enough cover it completely, but probably enough to fool someone into thinking someone or something had to take emergancy break there. With addition of this rather bloody rain it makes plausibly hard to find out that something important was actually buried here. Maybe. You can only hope now.
You push crapsack back on CenTreepede and get yourself seated as well when something other than water falls from skies on your lap. You pick it up curiously. It is a severed human finger. A toe bounces off CenTreepede's head. A pair of fingers connected by scrap of skin splatters on nearby pool of water. A recent weather forecast comes into mind... Holy shit and bloody hell isn't it perfect time to escape?
You don't envy citizens of the capital. If this crap is raining all over the city the smell must be horrible when wamr sun decides to make things rot. Rodents and insects will have bloody feast and bring host of horrible diseases with them. You can only hope the tree will grow fast enough to counteract those effects.
CenTreepede accelerates fast on your command and tramples over four unfortunate guards who slipped while trying to jump out of your way. Fifth manages to dodge but is knocked out by a severed feet falling on his head. You begin to consider if there's anything good about messing with weather... Now, way out of the city? You have no clue of your current orientation and bloody limb rain is limiting your view range considerably. Finding river would be good. That would provide direction, but for now you have to settle on following biggest roads.
You are lucky with guards, they are too busy dodging falling limbs and body parts to shoot you with anything. On the other hand you are unlucky because you literally get a falling knee on your face. Once again you are knocked out in middle of something important.
Future Wild Magic (9): 6 6 3 3 2 6 3 2 6
Mind:
Knowledge of best investigator in the world
Skills of best investigator in the world
Basic spear training
Body:
Lung issues
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
Home:
Family reunion
Followers:
Other:
Legend of imperial investigator
Quest: Mage hunt
Future Wild Magic: 3 3 3 2 5 6 1 2 5 3
Body:
Mutated feet
Claws
Hard leather
Bone plating
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Other:
CHAOS RECKONER ARRAY (7): 2 3 1 4 5 1 5
Body:
Mane
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
Expanded land
Scorched spot on front yard
Controlled by magical orbs
Holographic command room
Fully shieded with forcefield
Protects from: physical forces, repel
Unsteady small elevating platform
Servants:
Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
Magical mail order wife: Anna
Damn perfect
Golden wedding ring
Nature of self
Steel spider bot: Tec.
Orange hot
16 bladed legs on octahedron core
Other:
Aspiring educator
Golden wedding ring
Memories stolen
Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
Quest: Connect Order nodes
Node connector crystal
Future Wild Magic (7): 3 2 1 1 4 2 5
Body:
200 papercuts
Shredded clothes
Fingertips torn
Fingernail torn off
Echantments:
Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
Reflect Spell
Pulsing light on forehead
Artifacts of power:
7 Seeds of defiant life
Giant wooden centipede mount: CenTreepede
The house:
Comfortable
Three stories
Kitchen:
Bit burned
Obsidian weapon field
Wheat grows through floor planks
Popping
Broken miniature pirate boat
Papercut whirlwind
Front yard:
Sucking mudfield, charmed
Iron bed (torture device)
Wooden bone throne
Two green man blocks
Flying great white shark
Frenzy
Hurt
Flying giant squid
Bloody wounded
Followers:
Other:
Scale mail pants (appearance only)
Quest: Resurrection trees for capitals
Promise of storm
Artifacts of power:
Interactive worldmap ball
So damn heavy
"Doombox"
Controlled
Mark of Green Man
Traveling crapsack
Multilegged
Charmed
Echantments:
Other:
Grotesque statue of dead mage
Carved poem of "Wild Magic" on pedestal
One step ladder
Mapball holder log
"Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
Long drinking straw: Blocked
Back legs on fire
Future Wild Magic (10): 4 1 6 6 5 4 6 6 5 6
Body:
Clothes: Burned
Bandaged: Burned too
Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
Hairy
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Fire breath
Sparkly
Artifacts of power:
Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
5 Balanced spell scrolls
Calin's Shredder
Heartbane
Scroll of Teleporting [5]
Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
Teleporting
Something is missing
Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
Hidden gate
Grid of miniature suns
Simple boulder sentinel
Five simple golems
Siege engines
Silly face carriage
Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr.
Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
9 treasure boxes from Tenhe
The Forest: Now Ashlands
Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
Ashlands: Forest gone
Followers:
Other:
Lots of maps
Three empty paper sheets
Owner of Calin's severed arm
Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
Pair of sandstone cubes
Polished steel hauberk
Quest: Terraforming path. 200 m done.
Future Wild Magic (7): 6 2 4 2 3 2 5
Body:
White dragonish scales
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Ageless
Immortal
Shapeshifter
Telepathy
Artifacts of power:
Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
Slippery scrying orb
In a loose fitting copper bowl
Personal teleportation bracelet
Grand Kinetic ring (3)
The Fortress:
Flying
Reconstructed many times
Skeletons in closet
Precision mining beam
Folds space at whim
Telepathy
Architecture is:
Impressive
Luxurious
Intelligent
Self-replenishing
Self-modifying
Overtly helpful
Throne room
Ornate skylight
Mage's workshop
Self-replenishing
Containment circle
Dispel array
Forge
Inhabitants: 20
New species
Not so polite
Personal teleportation bracelets
Monster army
Tied to fortress's power
Chrome shelled
Followers:
Laudata
Other:
Quest for godhood: In progress
Quest: World war
Small Favours
Glimpse of magic
Huge die, all sides 3
Other:
Damn hot
Firstborn of new species
Minor arachnophobia
Artifacts of power:
Personal teleportation bracelet
Kinetic ring
Echantments:
Shapeshifter
Strategic genius
Telepathy
Followers:
5 giant demon wolf golems
Army