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[Bluexdog]

"I don't mind" Have the 1 of my dragon followers stay here to protect the town while I go take some gold and the 2 gems to my cave so I may start my hoard

[Ozarck]

I don't have time for a proper reply. Dang it. I'll post tomorrow, probably. I honestly think this has been the most interesting adventure for poor Dominic. all he ever wanted was a nice breakfast.

[Nakéen]

I don't have time for a proper reply. Dang it. I'll post tomorrow, probably. I honestly think this has been the most interesting adventure for poor Dominic. all he ever wanted was a nice breakfast.

And everyone knows you don't skip breakfast.

[TheBiggerFish]

Indeed.

[Whisperling]

Well, contact the others.

"I really don't know how to put this, but, well... I was contacted by a talking, gentlemanly muffin in my dreams last night. He asked my to make a land bridge, and I agreed, on the condition that I would get some answers when I woke up. No sheets of paper, interesting facts, or books seem to be 'in arm's reach,' so I figured that one of you might know something."

"This is... kinda crazy, honestly. Something tells me it was a lot more than just my subconscious taking a drug trip, but some actual knowledge would go a long way towards reassuring me that I'm not insane."

[Nakéen]

"Tec ! What's happening to you ?!"

Does Tec have a full body scan function, complete with a sweet robotic voice shouting loudly ? If yes, ask for self-analysis for error. If not, well forget it.

Answer to Samuel :

Spoiler: Muffled Sound (click to show/hide)

"Sorry, I'm having some problems here. I too was contacted in my dreams, but by a muscular green blob. I was asked to destroy what I forgot, or something. It's pretty confusing actually..."

He thinks a bit.
"I got an artifact last time I did this kind of drug trip. So I can assure you it was real... Sorry, I don't know how I can help you. If it's a book, maybe it was talking about the book you lent to me ?"

[TheBiggerFish]

<Yeah, I got one too.  Said something about making all the nations go to war.>

[Ozarck]

Dominic runs into another room, shutting the door behind him, staying low, and seeking a weapon.

"lety's see. Find battleaxe? oh hell no, it will appear, swinging toward my face, and be a long lost brother of the damned squid out there. Enchant carpet? I already have a tentacle monster in the front yard. A quicksand rug just wouldn't match the decor, anyway. Decide What to Do? Oh gods, it wold render me completely unable to think straight. mAke bubbles have your eyes eaten. Make a map, giant sea monsters. make a piece of paper - cut to hell. What to do what to do?"

Huddling in the farthest corner of the room, with whatever he found to shield himself with, Dominic tries desparately to come up with a spell that won't ultimately make his situation a thousand times worse.

And then he casts Tidy Up The Kitchen. Because that place is a disaster area, twice over. And he's screwed either way.

[AoshimaMichio]

"Tec ! What's happening to you ?!"

Does Tec have a full body scan function, complete with a sweet robotic voice shouting loudly ? If yes, ask for self-analysis for error. If not, well forget it.

Answer to Samuel :
"Sorry, I'm having some problems here. I too was contacted in my dreams, but by a muscular green blob. I was asked to destroy what I forgot, or something. It's pretty confusing actually..."

He thinks a bit.
"I got an artifact last time I did this kind of drug trip. So I can assure you it was real... Sorry, I don't know how I can help you. If it's a book, maybe it was talking about the book you lent to me ?"

I wrote the turn well after midnight and forgot to mention the thing about your communications status: You can't receive messages via the enchantment. Sending works, but what others get is scrambled mumbling after some delay.

As for Tec, no, he's not a robot. No self-diagnostics. No mouth to talk with.

...Hm.  The fortress needs more people and more materials.

Cast [a spell to expand the fortress and increase its capabilities offensive, defensive, and luxury], followed by [a spell to create a souled population that is 80% of the fortress's optimum population and of Laudata's kind.]

Reminder: latter spell takes two rolls.

[Nakéen]

As for Tec, no, he's not a robot. No self-diagnostics. No mouth to talk with.

Soleus waits, but nothing happens.
"Silly me, Tec is a golem ! :9"

Touching it is out of question, I don't want to end up as a fried mage. So realizing he can't do much for now, Soleus casts a spell of "Lumberjack: Horizontal Bisection of Vegetal Entities with a Trunk Diameter superior to 30cm at 20cm above ground level" in a radius of 50m.

[TheBiggerFish]

@Aoshima:Editing happened.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Fix my eyes via the power of magic

[AoshimaMichio]

...Hm.  The fortress needs more people and more materials.

Cast [a spell to expand the fortress and increase its capabilities offensive, defensive, and luxury].

6. For a moment you and everyone you can see experience moment of weightlessness. Your feets leave floor and your head touch walls. Then your weight comes back and you find yourself back on floor. Or maybe this is wall, because you see people standing on other vertical surfaces. Or... ceiling? You are having a lot of problems with directions right now.

There's a new chocolate waterfall in middle of the hall (which also seems much larger than before) that falls from... your throne? And falls into a plate? Someone near it sticks her hand into it and licks it clean. Other people scattered on various surfaces are in various state of panic. A face size of elephant appears on floor/wall/ceiling next to you. It speaks but its voice comes from opposite direction.

"Sorry boss, we appear to be under magical attack or something. I'm having problems trying to understand what is going on, but there's serious spatial distortions inside me right now. I may be able to control it will take few minutes. In meanwhile I recommend YOU DO NOT MOVE."

Solid advice. And another Die turns into dust in your pocket.

"I don't mind" Have the 1 of my dragon followers stay here to protect the town while I go take some gold and the 2 gems to my cave so I may start my hoard

"Great! I think we have a deal then." Lord Swellingham laughs nervously. Few minutes later a soldier returns with fist sized opal lump, still partially covered in stone it was cut from, and with equally rough emerald that would comfortably fit on human palm. Of course your palms are a lot bigger and lack of fingers makes it very hard to hold on them. Your business partner is kind enough to provide a bag for easier transportation.

You leave one dragon behind and fly away to your cave. Speaking of what cave you do mean? Your last sleeping place? Because that can hardly be called a cave.

Well, contact the others.

"I really don't know how to put this, but, well... I was contacted by a talking, gentlemanly muffin in my dreams last night. He asked my to make a land bridge, and I agreed, on the condition that I would get some answers when I woke up. No sheets of paper, interesting facts, or books seem to be 'in arm's reach,' so I figured that one of you might know something."

"This is... kinda crazy, honestly. Something tells me it was a lot more than just my subconscious taking a drug trip, but some actual knowledge would go a long way towards reassuring me that I'm not insane."

Arken Frost contacted, but magic doesn't seem to find Soleus.

Dominic runs into another room, shutting the door behind him, staying low, and seeking a weapon.

"Let's see. Find battleaxe? Oh hell no, it will appear, swinging toward my face, and be a long lost brother of the damned squid out there. Enchant carpet? I already have a tentacle monster in the front yard. A quicksand rug just wouldn't match the decor, anyway. Decide What to Do? Oh gods, it wold render me completely unable to think straight. Make bubbles have your eyes eaten. Make a map, giant sea monsters. Make a piece of paper - cut to hell. What to do what to do?"

Huddling in the farthest corner of the room, with whatever he found to shield himself with, Dominic tries desparately to come up with a spell that won't ultimately make his situation a thousand times worse.

And then he casts Tidy Up The Kitchen. Because that place is a disaster area, twice over. And he's screwed either way.

Your jump into another room and slam door shut loud enough to wake dead. Definitely getting attention of the squid now.

1. Something happens in kitchen. Some of this somethings expands far enough to pierce wall of the room you are hiding in. A giant obsidian spear. It sends splinters flying and knocks a painting off the wall.

Oh hey, did your Die just break? I think it did.

As for Tec, no, he's not a robot. No self-diagnostics. No mouth to talk with.

Soleus waits, but nothing happens.
"Silly me, Tec is a golem ! :9"

Touching it is out of question, I don't want to end up as a fried mage. So realizing he can't do much for now, Soleus casts a spell of "Lumberjack: Horizontal Bisection of Vegetal Entities with a Trunk Diameter superior to 30cm at 20cm above ground level" in a radius of 50m.

1. And nothing happens. Odd. Very.

Brian and Noel keep walking. Tec finally stops kicking ground. He pulls his arms up and behind him, pressing them against his wings so hard that both get damaged. And he just keeps doing that, very quickly breaking his own wings. If he was human he would have already pulled his arms out of sockets by twisting arms that much, but being golem has certain advantages.

Actually now that you paid attention to the trees here you notice something slightly more unusual: the pattern of trees and bushes form. They form lines. Curving lines. Like this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Clearly unnatural. Definite and deliberate pattern.

Fix my eyes via the power of magic

4. The only thing magic is good for. It is really nice to see again. It was short blindness but it did teach you how much you take some things granted. Now then, your fixed eyes do confirm what your ears told you: you are alone in living room. Doesn't look like mom haven't bothered to redecorate since last time you visited.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero - Cameron Michaelis (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 3 2 1 2 5 6 6 3
Mind:
  Knowledge of best investigator in the world
  Skills of best investigator in the world
  Basic spear training
Body:
  Lung issues
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
  Home?
Followers:
Other:
  Legend of imperial investigator
  Quest: Mage hunt
  Distractions: 1

Spoiler: Bluexdog - Markus Bane (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic: 2 5 1 1 6 4 5 6 2 2
Body:
  Green dragon
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
  White dragon
Other:
  Rough opal
  Rough emerald
  Quest: Burn magic
  Mining town of Lord Swellingham
    Business partners
    White dragon protector

Spoiler: Nakéen - Soleus Arendar (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 2 3 1 4 5 1 5 1
Body:
  Mane
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
  Expanded land
  Controlled by magical orbs
  Holographic command room
  Fully shieded with forcefield
    Protects from: physical forces, repel
  Unsteady small elevating platform
  Servants:
    Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
    Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
    Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
    Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
  Magical mail order wife: Anna
    Damn perfect
    Golden wedding ring
    Nature of self
  Steel golem: Tec.
    Broken wings
    Electrically charged
    First Commandment: Protect Anna
    Second Commandment: Keep some distance, you walking tazer.
    Having serious issues
    Damaged arms
Other:
  Aspiring educator
  Golden wedding ring
  Memories stolen 
  Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
  Quest: Destruction of memory thiefs

Spoiler: Ozarck - Dominic Calhoun (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 3 4 5 2 3 2 1 1
Body:
  Pulsing light on forehead
  500 papercuts
  Shredded clothes
Echantments:
  Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Reflect Spell
Artifacts of power:
  8 Seeds of defiant life
  Giant wooden centipede mount: CenTreepede
The house:
  Comfortable
  Three stories
  Kitchen:
    Bit burned
    Obsidian weapon field
  Wheat grows through floor planks
    Popping
  Papercut whirlwind
  Front yard:
    Sucking mudfield, charmed
    Iron bed (torture device)
    Wooden bone throne
    Two green man blocks
Followers:
Other:
  Scale mail pants (appearance only)
  Quest: Resurrection trees for capitals
  Flying great white shark
    Frenzy
    Hurt
  Flying giant squid
  Promise of storm
  Broken miniature pirate boat
  Distractions: 1

Spoiler: CenTreepede (click to show/hide)

Artifacts of power:
  Interactive worldmap ball
    So damn heavy   
  "Doombox"
    Controlled
    Mark of Green Man
    Now playing
  Traveling crapsack
    Multilegged
    Charmed
Other:
  Grotesque statue of dead mage
    Carved poem of "Wild Magic" on pedestal
  One step ladder
  Mapball holder log
  "Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
  Long drinking straw: Blocked

Spoiler: Whisperling - Samuel Marr (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (11): 4 2 5 4 1 6 6 5 4 6
Body:
  Clothes: Burned
  Bandaged: Burned too
  Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
  Hairy
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Fire breath
Artifacts of power:
  Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
  5 Balanced spell scrolls
  Calin's Shredder
  Heartbane
  Scroll of Teleporting [5]
  Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
  Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
  Something is missing
  Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
    Hidden gate
    Grid of miniature suns
  Simple boulder sentinel
  Five simple golems
  Siege engines
  Silly face carriage
  Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr.
    Broken arms
  Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
  Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
  Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
  The Forest: Now Ashlands
  Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
  Ashlands: Forest gone
  Ashlands: 9 treasure boxes
  Ashlands: Brand new tree
  Ashlands: Pond of flesh
Followers:
Other:
  Lots of maps
  Three empty paper sheets
  Owner of Calin's severed arm
  Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
  Pair of sandstone cubes
  Quest: Terraforming path

Spoiler: TheBiggerFish - Arken Frost (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (7): 6 2 4 5 2 2 6
Body:
  White dragonish scales
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Ageless
  Immortal
  Shapeshifter
Artifacts of power:
  Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
  Slippery scrying orb
    In a loose fitting copper bowl
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Grand Kinetic ring
The Fortress:
  Flying
  Reconstructed
  Skeletons in closet
  Precision mining beam
  Architecture is:
    Impressive
    Fucked up on so many levels
  Intelligent
    Self-replenishing
    Self-modifying
    Overtly helpful
  Throne room
    Ornate skylight
  Mage's workshop
    Self-replenishing
    Containment circle
    Dispel array
  Forge
  Inhabitants: 20
    New species
    Not so polite
    Personal teleportation bracelets
  Monster army
    Tied to fortress's power
    Chrome shelled
Followers:
  Laudata
Other:
  Quest for godhood: In progress
  Quest: World war
  Small Favours
  Glimpse of magic

Spoiler: Laudata (click to show/hide)

Other:
    Damn hot
    Firstborn of new species
    Minor arachnophobia
Artifacts of power:
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Kinetic ring
Echantments:
  Shapeshifter
  Strategic genius
Followers:
  5 giant demon wolf golems
  Army

[Bluexdog]

First change myself to be a black dragon which should be rather simple, then generate a mountain with a  cave at its peak it will be near the mining town

[TheBiggerFish]

"Magic.  Magic is annoying."

Don't move.

Cast 'Summon 10 Ownerless Dice Of Order' once the fortress has fixed itself up.