"Hold. They're friendly. Probably, at least."
"Tsk. Wasting my ballista placements there... Fine."
Statue walks back into wall leaving you chatting with friends. Anyone looking in who doesn't know about your conference call enchantment would think you are crazy.
search for a village hunting along the way
[2] You are starting to feel you are lost here, quite possibly flying in circles. That lake seems very much like last five you passed over.
[5] At least hunting goes well. You spot a herd of deers by the lake. By carefully employing sun you approach unseen and when they finally hear something is coming, they are blinded by sun. You land directly on two and latch your claws on them. Your combined strength, weight and speed ensures their spine breaks instantly. With a lash of tail you catch another by neck and send it tumbing over. Your followers ensure it dies before it can get up again.
Eating them raw is new experience, but in no way unpleasant. They taste better than you expected, even their skin, perhaps side effect of being obligate carnivore. You eat them both, completely gorging yourself full.
"My compliments to the chef, this breakfast is honestly the best I ever had the chance to eat."
Give 1d6 Favor to Brian Congratulate Brian, and after inquiring about everyone state, give tasks to the four of them. Cleaning the house, tending to the messy grasses outside, and generally be on the lookout for any problem.
Soleus then gazes at the majestic flying castle. His thoughts fly somewhere, and he opens the communication channel.
To Arken "Hi Arken. Sorry, but I won't be able to visit you right now. I have a sudden change in plan, and I'm required elsewhere. I hope it doesn't offend you."
Use the Command Orb to redirect the Floating Island toward the forest where a part of my memory disappeared.
"Thanks boss. You won't eat anything worse as long as I have even a half decent kitchen available." Brian responds with a bow and grin.
After finishing breakfast they take your orders and disperse more or less enthusiastically, mostly less. Except Brian. He seems happy to retreat to kitchen.
Traveling back at maximum speed, I assume. Doesn't matter if few birds splatter against forcefield. It won't take as long as it took to get here, but you still have plenty of time to prepare. Anna is curious of where you are going now.
Dominic Casts Summon Breakfast, then, after eating breakfast on the porch, he casts Create Travel Knapsack.
"Gonna gett hat fixed, but other matters are pressing ..."
4. Magically generated breakfast is reliable and fast, even if not outstanding. Definitely better than your latest attempt, by far margin.
1. Now this traveling crapsack magic puts together is rather horrible creature. Multilegged leather sack oozing manure of varying degrees of solidness. It loves to spit it around.
[5] You watch with great displeasure as both ends of your porch is covered by smelly brown matter.
Summon a rock.
2. No more rocks for you, sir. All your body hair grows longer, stiff and red.
[5] The animated statue representing you suddenly falls. It flails its arms in futile effort to restore its balance, but falls over regardless. Specifically, it falls on you. You observe its motion and calmly take a single step left. As you predicted, bulk of its body falls on front of you while its arm falls behind, leaving you unharmed into the gap in between.
The fall breaks its arms alltogether.
Get moving try to find the road
You are on the road already, or rather collapsed by it. Or did you mean the main road between capital and the port city?
[3] Suppose you make it some distance in correct direction. It's not like there are any other directions to go but north.
Vefore long you are stopped by two horsemen. They both have scars on face and have somewhat dangerous look. Especially the way they hold their arms near their weapons is slightly alarming.
"Hey there, traveler. Ya look a little burned. Did ya walk in fire or did ya burn yerself for fun?"
Future Wild Magic (9): 6 3 4 3 6 4 3 2 1
Mind:
Knowledge of best investigator in the world
Skills of best investigator in the world
Body:
Lung issues
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Other:
Legend of imperial investigator
Quest: Mage hunt
Meeting with unscrupulous sort
Future Wild Magic: 2 5 1 1 6 4 5 6 2 2
Body:
Green dragon
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
White dragons: 2
Other:
Quest: Burn magic
Future Wild Magic (8): 4 1 2 3 1 4 5 1
Body:
Mane
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
Expanded land
Controlled by magical orbs
Holographic command room
Fully shieded with forcefield
Protects from: physical forces, repel
Unsteady small elevating platform
Servants:
Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
Magical mail order wife: Anna
Damn perfect
Golden wedding ring
Nature of self
Steel golem: Tec.
Wings
Electrically charged
First Commandment: Protect Anna
Second Commandment: Keep some distance, you walking tazer.
Other:
Aspiring educator
Golden wedding ring
Memories stolen
Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
Quest: Destruction of memory thiefs
Future Wild Magic (9): 5 1 6 1 5 3 5 1 2
Body:
Echantments:
Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
Reflect Spell
Artifacts of power:
"Doombox"
Controlled
Mark of Green Man
Interactive worldmap ball
So damn heavy
8 Seeds of defiant life
The house:
Comfortable
Three stories
Kitchen: Bit burned
On front yard:
Grotesque statue of dead mage
Carved poem of "Wild Magic"
Merged with "Iron Bed"
Wooden bone throne
One step ladder
Two green man blocks
Followers:
Other:
Long drinking straw: Blocked
Scale mail pants (appearance only)
"Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
Mapball holder log
Quest: Resurrection trees for capitals
Traveling crapsack
Future Wild Magic (11): 5 4 2 5 4 1 6 6 5 4
Body:
Clothes: Burned
Bandaged: Burned too
Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
Hairy
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Fire breath
Artifacts of power:
Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
5 Balanced spell scrolls
Calin's Shredder
Heartbane
Scroll of Teleporting [5]
Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
Something is missing
Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
Hidden gate
Grid of miniature suns
Simple boulder sentinel
Five simple golems
Siege engines
Silly face carriage
Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr.
Broken arms
Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
The Forest: Now Ashlands
Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
Ashlands: Forest gone
Ashlands: 9 treasure boxes
Ashlands: Brand new tree
Ashlands: Pond of flesh
Followers:
Other:
Lots of maps
Three empty paper sheets
Owner of Calin's severed arm
Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
Pair of sandstone cubes
An enemy
Quest: Terraforming path
Future Wild Magic (8): 2 4 4 4 6 6 6 2
Body:
Bitten by feather hat
Scales on back of hands
Echantments:
Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Ageless
Immortal
Shapeshifter
Artifacts of power:
Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
Slippery scrying orb
In a loose fitting copper bowl
Personal teleportation bracelet
Kinetic ring
The Fortress:
Flying
Reconstructed
Skeletons in closet
Precision mining beam
Impressive architecture
Intelligent
Self-replenishing
Self-modifying
Overtly helpful
Throne room
Ornate skylight
Mage's workshop
Self-replenishing
Containment circle
Dispel array
Forge
Inhabitants: 20
New species
Not so polite
Personal teleportation bracelets
Monster army
Tied to fortress's power
Chrome shelled
Followers:
New species: Laudata
Damn hot
Firstborn
Minor arachnophobia
5 giant demon wolf golems
Personal teleportation bracelet
Strategic genius
Enchantment: Shapeshifter
Other:
Well prepared for travel
Quest for godhood: In progress
Small Favours
Glimpse of magic
Pair of lead chunks
Funny wooden wheel
Perfectly generic ladle
Quest: World war