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[Nakéen]

Soleus sighs. Can't say he isn't used to this. After living a life of being scorned and misunderstood by magicless people, he is immune to any insult.

Read the holographic map, and head for a place where I am sure people won't fetch their pitchforks upon seeing a floating piece of land. If I know of no such land, head for Samuel's location.

"Well, I've been having some bad luck recently. Guess the burns kinda give that away. You guys all right on your end? I've still got a severe lack of beneficial magic, but I'm bored, have a staff, and might be able to get myself over in one piece. Should anyone want a hand, I'd be more than happy to provide it."

"Sorry for answering so late, I was having an argument with my servants. Sigh. Anyway, I got one good roll followed by many failures. I don't have much need for this [5] for now, so if you need some help call me."

[TheBiggerFish]

<Hey, any of you two want on a floating underground fortress?>

[Nakéen]

<Hey, any of you two want on a floating underground fortress?>

"Mmh, why not ? I should really visit you. Oh, good idea actually."

Action change. Head for the Flying Fish Fortress.

[AoshimaMichio]

Carefully begin taking this stuff off me make some lint using magic.

[1] "Careful" is rather wrong word for this. More like recklessly swinging your arms around unseathed blades and various chemical bottles. Coupled with your strength aura this naturally is very bad for your health, because you end up cutting your wrists completely open and soaking who knows what into fresh wounds.

[6] Despite of bleeding out you manage to focus enough to burn the 1 so you can have access functional spells.

1. You have no idea what the spell did because you are under pile of stuff, but you do hear creaking sounds, something you might expect hearing in poorly supperted mine.

Make my creations, which is to say, the fortress, the army, and (should she assent to this) Laudata, look good-as-opposed-to-ominous.

You made Laudata's body with 5, so she's already drop dead gorgeous. And she probably wouldn't like it if you were to change her body more (with 6 no less).

6. The hallway expands, complex patterns engrave themselves on walls, pillars and support arches gain lots of royally opressive decorations. The Avatar armors lined up in hallways gain utterly pompous gold, silver and chrome decorations, embedded jewelry and eternally flowing capes (regardless of the fact that no wind blows in these hallways). It all practically yells "I'm so fucking rich that I piss liquid gold and shit diamonds, I know it and I'm damn proud about it! Kneel before me, you worms, but don't smudge anything!"
((Think those Saint Seiya folks in their overtly shiny ridiculous gold armors.))

Your army likewise gains appearance boost. Their carapace splits into chrome shelled pieces accentuating their natural musculature. It expands on their head covering face and mouth making it look like they are wearing fantastic looking helmet. It doesn't do anything about their dangerous look however. Now they just look like they are very good at their job and they like their job very, very much. Gives them kinda overbearing appearance.

"Welp, that is heavy. So much for portability. Ah well."

Dominic Casts Create MapBall Table to make a table with a sort of stand in the middle to support the mapball. Then He casts Create Comfortable Three Story Private Residence. to house his stuff and his self.

3. Have a piece of thick log with a bowl carved on top. Simplest table you can get.

4. Your camp site becomes a front yard of the house, which in turn appears to be comfortable. Sofas are nice, bed is soft, diner in pleasant, storage space is plenty. It's good place to live in.

Get them to try again. Imperfect or not, they've got to find the ends of the bandages at some point.

[5] By constantly directing and guiding their movements you get them unwrap you. It takes time and similarly precise orders tough, but finally your wounds are properly bandaged. You still end up looking like a mummy, but more mobile kind. Doesn't help with the pain though. Some cooling salves would be really nice.

Or a potion of healing.

Might as well chug the potion of fire breath too. It probably doesn't make that much of difference whether you are burned inside too.

Soleus sighs. Can't say he isn't used to this. After living a life of being scorned and misunderstood by magicless people, he is immune to any insult.

Read the holographic map, and head for a place where I am sure people won't fetch their pitchforks upon seeing a floating piece of land. If I know of no such land, head for Samuel's location.

"Well, I've been having some bad luck recently. Guess the burns kinda give that away. You guys all right on your end? I've still got a severe lack of beneficial magic, but I'm bored, have a staff, and might be able to get myself over in one piece. Should anyone want a hand, I'd be more than happy to provide it."

"Sorry for answering so late, I was having an argument with my servants. Sigh. Anyway, I got one good roll followed by many failures. I don't have much need for this [5] for now, so if you need some help call me."

You don't know such places. You are still by Samuel's stone dome. Haven't moved since you arrived.

<Hey, any of you two want on a floating underground fortress?>

"Mmh, why not ? I should really visit you. Oh, good idea actually."

Action change. Head for the Flying Fish Fortress.

Right. Did he say where he is? Let's assume he did. By Teeths. That's a long way to travel, but not so when you can fly. Still, it's will take some time.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero - Cameron Michaelis (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 6 3 1 2 2 5 6 6 3
Mind:
  Knowledge of best investigator in the world
  Skills of best investigator in the world
Body:
  Pale
  Poisoned
  Wrists cut
Echantments:
  Aura of strength
Artifacts of power:
  Locket of Subjective Truth
House:
Followers:
Other:
  Basic travel gear
  Two big kithcen knives
  Some food
  Some jewelry
  Dress of first class cadet
  Bag of moneys
  Equipment of the best investigator in the world
    Metric fuckton of stuff
  In coastal city
    Cover story provided
    Legend of imperial investigator   

Spoiler: Bluexdog - Markus Bane (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic: 3 5 4 4 5 4 2 5 1 1
Body:
  Smooth horns
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
  Scaled man
    Soulless
Other:
  Pair of leather bracers
  Dead forest

Spoiler: Nakéen - Soleus Arendar (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 5 2 2 4 1 2 3 1
Body:
  Mane
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
  Expanded land
  Controlled by magical orbs
  Holographic command room
  Fully shieded with forcefield
    Protects from: physical forces, repel
  Unsteady small elevating platform
  Servants:
    Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
    Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
    Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
    Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
  Magical mail order wife: Anna
    Damn perfect
    Golden wedding ring
    Traces of violence on throat
    Nature of self
  Steel golem: Tec.
    Wings
    Electrically charged
    First Commandment: Protect Anna
    Second Commandment: Keep some distance, you walking tazer.
Other:
  Aspiring educator
  Golden wedding ring
  Memories stolen 
  Book: Excavation of Zaaerath

Spoiler: Ozarck - Dominic Calhoun (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 2 3 5 6 3 5 4 4 1
Body:
Echantments:
  Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Reflect Spell
  Limited Extrasensory Awareness of Change
  Dull pain, limited version
Artifacts of power:
  "Doombox"
    Controlled
    Mark of Green Man
  Interactive worldmap ball
    So damn heavy
The house:
  Comfortable
  Three stories
  On front yard:
    Grotesque statue of dead mage
      Carved poem of "Wild Magic"
      Merged with "Iron Bed"
    Wooden bone throne   
    One step ladder
Followers:
Other:
  Long drinking straw: Blocked
  Scale mail pants (appearance only)
  "Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
  Mapball holder log

Spoiler: Whisperling - Samuel Marr (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (11): 1 4 1 1 2 2 5 4 2 5 4
Body:
  Sand in pants
  Eyebrows and hair burned off
  Plenty of first degree burns
  Burned clothes
  Bandaged
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
  5 Balanced spell scrolls
  Calin's Shredder
  Heartbane
  Scroll of Healing [6]
  Scroll of Teleporting [5]
  Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
  Potion of Firebreath [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
  Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
  Something is missing
  Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
    Hidden gate
    Grid of miniature suns
  Simple boulder sentinel
  Five simple golems
  Siege engines
  Silly face carriage
  Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr
  Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
  Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
  Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
  The Forest: Now Ashlands
  Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
  Ashlands: Forest gone
  Ashlands: 9 treasure boxes
  Ashlands: Brand new tree
  Ashlands: Pond of flesh
Followers:
Other:
  Lots of maps
  Three empty paper sheets
  Owner of Calin's severed arm
  Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
  Pair of sandstone cubes 

Spoiler: TheBiggerFish - Arken Frost (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 3 4 2 3 3 5 4 6
Body:
  Bitten by feather hat
  Scales on back of hands
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Ageless
  Immortal
Artifacts of power:
  Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
  Slippery scrying orb
    In a loose fitting copper bowl
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Feeble Kinetic ring
The Fortress:
  Flying
  Reconstructed
  Skeletons in closet
  Precision mining beam
  Intelligent
    Self-replenishing
    Self-modifying
    Overtly helpful
    Gargoyle avatar
  Throne room
    Ornate skylight
  Mage's workshop
    Self-replenishing
    Containment circle
    Dispel array
  Forge
  Inhabitants: 20
    New species
    Not so polite
    Personal teleportation bracelets
  Monster army
    Tied to fortress's power
Followers:
  New species: Laudata
    Damn hot
    Firstborn
    Minor arachnophobia
    5 giant demon wolf golems
    Personal teleportation bracelet
    Strategic genius
Other:
  Well prepared for travel 
  Quest for godhood: In progress
  Small Favours
  Glimpse of magic
  Pair of lead chunks
  Funny wooden wheel
  Perfectly generic ladle

[AbstractTraitorHero]

INVENT THE SPELL HEAL TELEPORT SOMEWHERE WHERE I WOULD BE ACCEPTED. effects of heal teleport:IT TELEPORTS YOU AWAY AND HEALS YOU 

[TheBiggerFish]

Let's cool it on the 'overbearing' bit.  (use the magic.)

[Nakéen]

In the meantime, just relax and spend some time time resting. My life is too stressful.

[Whisperling]

Gulp down firebreath potion, then immediately use the scroll of healing. I know this set of burns is coming, so brace for it beforehand so I can use the scroll right away.

[Ozarck]

"Excellent. I was actually expecting a very flimsy card table with a wobbly leg. This is a step up! Now all I need is a wife, 2.5 kids, a dog, two cats, some fish, and a picket fence, and I will be living the average life. Again, I really need to stop talking to myself. People will think things, and that is always dangerous."

Dominic casts Teleport MapLog into reading Room. And then, assuming this does not destroy the log, the reading room, or Dominic, he upends the log and rolls it onto the porch, sets it to the side of thestairs, next to the banister and the hanging swing, and returns to lift and lug the MapBall up, placing it in the bowl of the log. Finally, he sits in the hanging swing:

Spoiler: like this, btw (click to show/hide)

and activates the mapBall, examining the nearby region for signs of magic and danger.

[AoshimaMichio]

INVENT THE SPELL HEAL TELEPORT SOMEWHERE WHERE I WOULD BE ACCEPTED. effects of heal teleport:IT TELEPORTS YOU AWAY AND HEALS YOU 

Invent or cast? Makes huge difference.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

INVENT THE SPELL HEAL TELEPORT SOMEWHERE WHERE I WOULD BE ACCEPTED. effects of heal teleport:IT TELEPORTS YOU AWAY AND HEALS YOU 

Invent or cast? Makes huge difference.

Cast.

[AoshimaMichio]

INVENT THE SPELL HEAL TELEPORT SOMEWHERE WHERE I WOULD BE ACCEPTED. effects of heal teleport:IT TELEPORTS YOU AWAY AND HEALS YOU 

6. There's only one way this can be done with single cast. Magic simply backtraces you into place and time where you were healthy and accepted, and then restores your body into that state and location in present. The place and time in question is the camp you woke up on this morning. This means all your equipment and enchantments are gone because you didn't have those when you went to sleep. Only thing that remains is your memories, skills and knowledge. And your fame.

And the camp? It's in burning woods. Fire really appreciates your presence here. Smoke makes it's home into your lungs. Really, there's nobody here who hates you. You could argue that fire hates you, but that's easy mistake to make. Fire loves everybody equally and is very passionate about it.

Let's cool it on the 'overbearing' bit.  (use the magic.)

3. The change is minor and you detect it only because you are looking for it. Still, better than nothing.

In the meantime, just relax and spend some time time resting. My life is too stressful.

[1] ...no rest for wicked.

You sit down on couch and close your eyes, hoping for rest, when sound of breaking vase from upstairs alerts you. You sigh, and after few moments go find out what's happening. It turns out that Marie found both Noel and Anna, and is now in progress of beating Noel down. It doesn't seem entirely one sided match even when Marie is dealing most of the punches. Noel takes the damage silently, but every now and then she gives lightning fast jabs that definitely seem to hurt. Anna is just standing there looking angry and isn't doing anything to stop the fight.

Gulp down firebreath potion, then immediately use the scroll of healing. I know this set of burns is coming, so brace for it beforehand so I can use the scroll right away.

You prep up the scroll for immediate use and get the bottle equally ready for instant use. You take few deep breaths and pace around a bit while getting mentally ready. This is gonna hurt. Considering how hot the bottle is to hold, you have to drink its contents with one gulp. You stop and reach to the bottle, hesitate a moment, and then steel your will. It only hurts for a moment.

6. It hurts a fucking lot. The liquid chars your tongue and gullet. In your stomach it cools down and hotness moves into your lungs. You can't breathe. You double over desperately trying to breathe, but can't. Panic rises, you slam your fists on ground in desperation and when you finally can draw some air into your lungs, you can't help but scream it all out. As you do so, a jet of flame bursts out of your mouth burning your bandages. Feels like a very good time to use the scroll.

6. Pain disappears and euphoric relief takes over. You spend few minutes sitting on ground simply enjoying this lack of pain. These things you take granted, you can truly appreciate them only after losing them. After enjoying this tranquil moment enough you notice a curl of hair falling over your eyes. Your hair. Slowly changing its color in various shades of fire.

"Excellent. I was actually expecting a very flimsy card table with a wobbly leg. This is a step up! Now all I need is a wife, 2.5 kids, a dog, two cats, some fish, and a picket fence, and I will be living the average life. Again, I really need to stop talking to myself. People will think things, and that is always dangerous."

Dominic casts Teleport MapLog into reading Room. And then, assuming this does not destroy the log, the reading room, or Dominic, he upends the log and rolls it onto the porch, sets it to the side of thestairs, next to the banister and the hanging swing, and returns to lift and lug the MapBall up, placing it in the bowl of the log. Finally, he sits in the hanging swing:

Spoiler: like this, btw (click to show/hide)

and activates the mapBall, examining the nearby region for signs of magic and danger.

That hanging swing might be more on luxurious side than comfortable zone, but guess it's fine. Every house needs one luxury item.

2. As expected, the log table does not move anywhere on its own. It merely flips upside down. With some effort you manage to get it to where you wanted.

Dunno about danger, but you are only magic happening in this neck of woods.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero - Cameron Michaelis (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 3 1 2 2 5 6 6 3 4
Mind:
  Knowledge of best investigator in the world
  Skills of best investigator in the world
Body:
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Other:
  Legend of imperial investigator

Spoiler: Bluexdog - Markus Bane (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic: 3 5 4 4 5 4 2 5 1 1
Body:
  Smooth horns
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
  Scaled man
    Soulless
Other:
  Pair of leather bracers
  Dead forest

Spoiler: Nakéen - Soleus Arendar (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 5 2 2 4 1 2 3 1
Body:
  Mane
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
  Expanded land
  Controlled by magical orbs
  Holographic command room
  Fully shieded with forcefield
    Protects from: physical forces, repel
  Unsteady small elevating platform
  Servants:
    Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
    Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
    Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
    Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
  Magical mail order wife: Anna
    Damn perfect
    Golden wedding ring
    Traces of violence on throat
    Nature of self
  Steel golem: Tec.
    Wings
    Electrically charged
    First Commandment: Protect Anna
    Second Commandment: Keep some distance, you walking tazer.
Other:
  Aspiring educator
  Golden wedding ring
  Memories stolen 
  Book: Excavation of Zaaerath

Spoiler: Ozarck - Dominic Calhoun (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 3 5 6 3 5 4 4 1 5
Body:
Echantments:
  Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Reflect Spell
  Limited Extrasensory Awareness of Change
  Dull pain, limited version
Artifacts of power:
  "Doombox"
    Controlled
    Mark of Green Man
  Interactive worldmap ball
    So damn heavy
The house:
  Comfortable
  Three stories
  On front yard:
    Grotesque statue of dead mage
      Carved poem of "Wild Magic"
      Merged with "Iron Bed"
    Wooden bone throne   
    One step ladder
Followers:
Other:
  Long drinking straw: Blocked
  Scale mail pants (appearance only)
  "Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
  Mapball holder log

Spoiler: Whisperling - Samuel Marr (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (11): 1 4 1 1 2 2 5 4 2 5 4
Body:
  Clothes: Burned
  Bandaged: Burned too
  Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Fire breath
Artifacts of power:
  Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
  5 Balanced spell scrolls
  Calin's Shredder
  Heartbane
  Scroll of Teleporting [5]
  Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
  Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
  Something is missing
  Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
    Hidden gate
    Grid of miniature suns
  Simple boulder sentinel
  Five simple golems
  Siege engines
  Silly face carriage
  Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr
  Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
  Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
  Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
  The Forest: Now Ashlands
  Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
  Ashlands: Forest gone
  Ashlands: 9 treasure boxes
  Ashlands: Brand new tree
  Ashlands: Pond of flesh
Followers:
Other:
  Lots of maps
  Three empty paper sheets
  Owner of Calin's severed arm
  Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
  Pair of sandstone cubes 

Spoiler: TheBiggerFish - Arken Frost (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 4 2 3 3 5 4 6 2
Body:
  Bitten by feather hat
  Scales on back of hands
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Ageless
  Immortal
Artifacts of power:
  Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
  Slippery scrying orb
    In a loose fitting copper bowl
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Feeble Kinetic ring
The Fortress:
  Flying
  Reconstructed
  Skeletons in closet
  Precision mining beam
  Impressive architecture
  Intelligent
    Self-replenishing
    Self-modifying
    Overtly helpful
  Throne room
    Ornate skylight
  Mage's workshop
    Self-replenishing
    Containment circle
    Dispel array
  Forge
  Inhabitants: 20
    New species
    Not so polite
    Personal teleportation bracelets
  Monster army
    Tied to fortress's power
    Chrome shelled
Followers:
  New species: Laudata
    Damn hot
    Firstborn
    Minor arachnophobia
    5 giant demon wolf golems
    Personal teleportation bracelet
    Strategic genius
Other:
  Well prepared for travel 
  Quest for godhood: In progress
  Small Favours
  Glimpse of magic
  Pair of lead chunks
  Funny wooden wheel
  Perfectly generic ladle

[TheBiggerFish]

Let's try that again.

"Laudata, what do you think of me?"

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Teleport myself to that nearby village!

[Bluexdog]

Try to make a female dragon person again!