All right, NOW fix them.
And then, separately, summon, hmm... An unostenatious gold circlet because why not have a crown.
And try summoning some dice.
4. The voices are silenced. Whew! Who knew subordinates could be so damn annoying?
1. No gold circlet for you. A brimmed hat made out of flashy feathers appears and floats down on floor.
2. Pair of lead chunks falls on your toes.
"My lord, if you have no task for me, then with your permission I would like to go see what our surroundings are like."
Make gold
Make lint
Approach one of the fine inhabitants of this city.
2. Cobblestones under your feet crumble into sand. Someone have to replace those, you vandal!
2. Out of all things to ask from magic... It feels really insulted. A fruit comes to be, about size of two fists. It falls down and cracks open. The stench it emits is incredibly foul, requiring all your willpower to not vomit. You instantly leave the area holding your breath and approach one of the people who are not running away.
[3] It's a guard. His sword is drawn and he's covering behind his shield. "Halt!" He calls you, eyes wide. "E-Enemies of the empire are n-not permitted enter!"
((You did Nerf me out of all Magical actions, Take away all my Previous Results, and Otherwise Make it impossible For me to Easily Continue Without a massive Amount of Luck, So. Yes this IS Suicide.))
Just get on with it!
Allright.
You walk slowly towards your excited executioner. He's the same guy who threatened to strangle you with your own intestines.
"I can't use magic for some reason and I can't live without it." You explain staring him with empty eyes devoid of hope. "Do you understand? Without it I would have to pay
taxes! I would have to toil on fields, sweat and get dirty just to survive! I cannot accept that fate!"
"Oh, I understand just fine." The man says wild glow in his eyes. You recognize him now; the blacksmith's brother. Used to help him and all other people, handling the heavy stuff. Gentle giant, he was sometimes called. Guess people do change.
He wraps his fingers around your thoat and squeezes hard. It hurts only few seconds.
Next in line is chaotic skies.
"Ah...such a serene place. Let's rest here dear."
Rest here for a bit and gather some provisions. Then if applicable, ask Anna to stay here while I take some distance with this place to prepare to use magic.
Anna takes too long to respond, and when she finally does it's mumbling. You study her alarmed. She doesn't react your handwaving at all and appears to be in trance. After you stand few moments in front of her trying to figure out what to do she focuses on you and smiles.
[1] ((What a pity...)) Something is seriously wrong here. Serenity this place is radiating isn't natural. If you stop to think about it you realize this would be excellent spot to build town, but you see no traces of civilization. And this isn't even that far from the village! Someone should have stumbled upon this gem and told wild tales about it! There should've been rumors at least! But no, nothing of sort has ever entered into your ears!
To hit the books, I suppose I'll need the books in question. Summon the appropriate tome(s).
Yeah, your tower didn't come with readable books and you didn't have time to move your "library" here.
5. A book lands gently on your waiting hand.
Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First. First edition. Extremely rare book. You recall there being only handfull in existance. Also banned.
Another book lands.
Excavation of Zaaerath. You have no idea what that's about. Third book, or more like bunch of binded papers.
Raport from Tenhe. The first page features seal of Empire's military and is signed by some general.
Which one you want to read first?
"Oh shit!"
In a panic, I cast protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel.
((A terrible waste of a 5, for sure))
Quite so.
5. A force field surrounds you and the animated barrel crashes against it. The barrel bounces back falling and spilling a lot of its content over. It doesn't seem much bothered by the fact, instead it stands up and starts beating your force field, each hit making you wince and sending it staggering backwards. Again and again. It doesn't seem to tire of this, nor is your force field showing signs of wear.
Future Wild Magic (9): 4 5 4 5 4 3 1 2 3
Body:
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Other:
Basic travel gear
Woodcutters axe
Two big kithcen knives
Some food
At coastal city: Impressive arrival
Future Wild Magic: 2 6 3 1 3 3 1 1 3 1
Body:
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Other:
Future Wild Magic: 1 1 5 6 2 4 3 3 2 4
Body:
Muddy
Echantments:
Magical video conference between certain mages
Artifacts of power:
Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying house:
Controlled by magical orbs.
Holographic command room
Kitchen: Little damaged
No food
Something new
??
Followers:
Magical mail order wife: Anna
Damn perfect
Golden wedding ring
Traces of violence on throat
Nature of self
Earthly golem: Tec.
Made from stone, wood and vines
First Commandment: Protect Anna
??
Other:
Aspiring educator
Too sexy illusions: Angry maid
Golden wedding ring
Calm dale
Something wrong
Future Wild Magic: 3 5 3 2 3 3 5 3 4 1
Body:
Echantments:
Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
Artifacts of power:
The camp:
Food reserves: sausages and cinnamon rolls
Grotesque statue of dead mage
Wooden bone throne
Bejeweled golden goblet
One step ladder
Followers:
Other:
Long drinking straw: Blocked
Scale mail pants (appearance only)
Hostile animated huge barrel of orange juice
Future Wild Magic (9): 5 4 1 2 3 6 3 6 4
Body:
Sand in pants
Coated in blood and ink
Echantments:
Magical video conference between certain mages
Artifacts of power:
Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
10 Balanced spell scrolls
Calin's Shredder
Heartbane
Scroll of Healing [6]
Potion of Firebreath [6]
Ancient tower:
Something's missing
Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
Hidden gate
Grid of miniature suns
Simple boulder sentinel
Few simple golems
Siege engines
Silly face carriage
Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr
Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
Ward of Ingorane: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
The Forest: Two huge broken stone ARMs
The Forest: On fire
Followers:
Other:
Lots of maps
Empty paper sheets
Owner of Calin's severed arm
Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
Book: Raport from Tenhe
Future Wild Magic (9): 5 5 3 1 3 2 3 5 2
Body:
Echantments:
Magical video conference between certain mages
Artifacts of power:
Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
The Fortress:
Carved in mountain
Long abandonded
Signs of cataclysm
My halls smells of rich mystery
Functional
Main hall
Ornate skylight
Swarm of stone spider golems
Scouting
Followers:
New species: Laudata
5,4
Firstborn
Minor arachnophobia
Other:
Well prepared for travel
Quest for godhood: Creator of new species
Small Favours: Possibly incoming
Glimpse of magic
Feathery brimmed hat
Pair of lead chunks
Redefined topography
Six tents
Few supply crates
Inhabitants:
Many dead peasants
? living and dressed peasants
Permanently Area-Bound Extraplaner Chaos beings of Assistance
Corpse of sea monster in mud lake
Enchantment:
Artifacts of power:
Advanced Antimagic Warfare Sentinel Model XI
Target found: crazyabe
Author
Topic: Wild Mages: Dominic, The Naked Mage (Read 87869 times)