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[Ozarck]

Use a single spell to kill the enemy and undo whatever damage it did. That presumably involves toppling my statue-golem.

You can't do two things with single spell. Also don't you think killing an enemy you can't see, whose location and nature you don't know with a single unspecific spell is a bit cheap? Granted, you got 5 up in queue, but it still feels rather cheap shot.

Follow the road

North east or south west?

Should make him specify what the spell is to do and how. Just "kill the enemy" is pretty vague. but then, I did cast a curse on "whoever stole my stuff." So a hunter-slayer spell could work okay.

[AoshimaMichio]

((Could I do a timeline-manipulation sort of thing where I reset it's "location" to the point just before I summoned it? Wouldn't kill it, but as long as it isn't in my house...))

That sort of thing you could do.

Use a single spell to kill the enemy and undo whatever damage it did. That presumably involves toppling my statue-golem.

You can't do two things with single spell. Also don't you think killing an enemy you can't see, whose location and nature you don't know with a single unspecific spell is a bit cheap? Granted, you got 5 up in queue, but it still feels rather cheap shot.

Follow the road

North east or south west?

Should make him specify what the spell is to do and how. Just "kill the enemy" is pretty vague. but then, I did cast a curse on "whoever stole my stuff." So a hunter-slayer spell could work okay.

...yours was 6, wasn't it? But it becomes excessively hard to kill you if I let you kill enemies that easily. World is your oyster, do something more creative than "kill".

[Ozarck]

Yeah, it was a six, and it was an interesting body curse, rather than direct death. I also like ot think that I had a reasonable proxy target in my stolen items, which were mostly magic made anyway, and a good enough homing beacon. Mmmmmmmm, beacon.

[AoshimaMichio]

Yeah, it was a six, and it was an interesting body curse, rather than direct death. I also like ot think that I had a reasonable proxy target in my stolen items, which were mostly magic made anyway, and a good enough homing beacon. Mmmmmmmm, beacon.

Let me just quote myself:

"Now, I am severely put out. Why would anyone thingk it wise to steal from a Wild Mage? And leave them living? What evil have  Iwrought to justify such treatment? Have I not limited myself to simple things, and almost exclusively to self harm? For shame. I am angry."

Dominic casts Find Tent, and then casts Curse (With Bodily Afflictions) The Thieves Who Took My Tent, Breakfast Items, and Goblet.

"That ought to learn 'em."

2. You get a location somewhere in north west, near capital of the Empire. Which is very, very far from where you are now.

6. Someone, somewhere, is gonna have a really bad time.

Next update on next Monday.

((Oh, see you next Monday then !))
"Yeah, sorry...I'm so stupid, I should have known better. Maybe I could give them the choice to leave in the close future, and we may return to our old ways."

Position the island above the forest I was fleeing to back then. From above, look over it, to see if anything strikes me as unusual.

"Shh, you aren't stupid, my dear." Anna whispers into your ear. "But I wouldn't oppose if Noel went away."

You locate the spot where you ran into forest and slowly trace the path you probably took up to the approximate point where you noticed sudden lack of memories. Looking it from above tells you absolutely nothing. The forest, hills and valleys are perfectly normal. It's all utterly uninteresting. There's nothing you would care about. Maybe you should go away and do something more interesting? Maybe... Hmm.

The intent of that was to make the scales just cover my body instead of only being on my arms.  And also to look cool.

Craft a Kinetic Ring for Laudata, then enhance it with spells twice.

Full body scales? Okay then. I do think certain dragonish look is cool. The slightest hint of elbow blade created by the mentioned ridge looks pretty cool in my mind.

4, 4, 4. The ring you create is already on same scale as yours. After boosting it twice it is something to be afraid of. It doesn't only store rather outrageous amounts of kinetic force from various sources, but it also generates some over time. User can emit force any direction they want to, and fully charged ring can turn a section of city wall into impromptu shotgun decimating everything behind it. Now all you need to do is to deliver it.

Cameron  looks at them for a split second before casting a barrier  around himself and then casting another  spell to give himself some  kind of weapon training.

6. Without wasting time you create a barrier, though magic takes it a tad too far for your liking. You are engulfed in complete and total darkness. Not a single shred of light enters into your eyes, and only sound you hear is your own breathing. Reaching out you find out you are surrounded by egg shaped frictionless shell.

3. The spell instills knowledge of how to use spear decently into your mind. Spear is simplest weapon man can made besides a rock, easily made and with many ways to use. You can use it with one or both hands, or you can throw it should situation call for it. You can plant its back end onto ground and aim tip towards any approaching enemy to make them impale themselves. Shifting your grip you can easily control your range.
This level of skill would be teached to all spearman in army, however, so anyone who has put more time into their training can still best you in combat, even with shorter weapons. Including these guys.

And you don't even have spears.

"AH PISS!"

Dominic Casts Charm Tentacle Ground, and seeks it's assistance in loading up Treetapede CenTreepede. Dominic then examines his Dead mage statue. hmm ... that Iron bed looks awkward there. Dominic Casts separate Iron Bed from Mage Statue (with attention given to keeping the statue whole,), and then, if the statue is in working condition, casts Animate Mage Statue.

5. Various mud appendages release their hold of you and spit your stuff back on surface. They slip back under surface giving illusion of just normal muddy ground, until you command it to load your ride. So what you wanted to load on it anyway?

3. The iron bed kind of flops like a cloth forming extra skirt on to the statue. It slides halfway to left before stopping and going all rigid again. It's hard to say whether the statue is in working condition. It is, after all, a statue. With piece oddly formed iron sheets intersected on one side. The firepit part of the bed does kind of stick with statue's leg so... it probably isn't in best shape for animating.

Use a single spell to kill the enemy and undo whatever damage it did. That presumably involves toppling my statue-golem.

((Could I do a timeline-manipulation sort of thing where I reset it's "location" to the point just before I summoned it? Wouldn't kill it, but as long as it isn't in my house...))

Due lack of edits and additional corrective/confirmatory posts I won't execute this action yet.

Follow the road north east

After one hour of careful tracking the jungle below ends and opens to savannah. At this point you can greatly accelerate and fly higher because the road is so much easier to track. Eventually you do see a walled town on north side of a river. A small island sitting in the river next to town hosts a minor fort. Short distance to downriver there's a stone bridge over and road splits in multiple directions. One is the one you followed here, second goes to south east, roughly in direction of your last sleeping place. On north side one road leads to the town, second directly north and third more or less west.

This town is smaller than the one where you witnessed death of the elephant mage (and looted his Dice), walls are wooden, and doesn't seem terribly active right now. You spot a larger house on center and two what are probably warehouses.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero - Cameron Michaelis (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 4 3 6 4 3 2 1 2 5
Mind:
  Knowledge of best investigator in the world
  Skills of best investigator in the world
  Basic spear training
Body:
  Lung issues
Echantments:
  Absolute barrier
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Other:
  Legend of imperial investigator
  Quest: Mage hunt
  Meeting with dangerous men

Spoiler: Bluexdog - Markus Bane (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic: 2 5 1 1 6 4 5 6 2 2
Body:
  Green dragon
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
  White dragons: 2
Other:
  Quest: Burn magic
  Savannah town

Spoiler: Nakéen - Soleus Arendar (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 4 1 2 3 1 4 5 1
Body:
  Mane
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
  Expanded land
  Controlled by magical orbs
  Holographic command room
  Fully shieded with forcefield
    Protects from: physical forces, repel
  Unsteady small elevating platform
  Servants:
    Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
    Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
    Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
    Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
  Magical mail order wife: Anna
    Damn perfect
    Golden wedding ring
    Nature of self
  Steel golem: Tec.
    Wings
    Electrically charged
    First Commandment: Protect Anna
    Second Commandment: Keep some distance, you walking tazer.
Other:
  Aspiring educator
  Golden wedding ring
  Memories stolen 
  Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
  Quest: Destruction of memory thiefs

Spoiler: Ozarck - Dominic Calhoun (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 5 1 2 2 2 1 1 3 4
Body:
Echantments:
  Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Reflect Spell
Artifacts of power:
  "Doombox"
    Controlled
    Mark of Green Man
    Now playing
  Interactive worldmap ball
    So damn heavy
  8 Seeds of defiant life
  Traveling crapsack
    Multilegged
    Charmed
  Giant wooden centipede mount: CenTreepede
The house:
  Comfortable
  Three stories
  Kitchen: Bit burned
  Front yard:
    Sucking mudfield, charmed
    Grotesque statue of dead mage
      Carved poem of "Wild Magic"
      Partially merged with flopped "Iron Bed"
    Wooden bone throne
    One step ladder
    Two green man blocks
Followers:
Other:
  Long drinking straw: Blocked
  Scale mail pants (appearance only)
  "Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
  Mapball holder log
  Quest: Resurrection trees for capitals

Spoiler: Whisperling - Samuel Marr (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (11): 5 4 2 5 4 1 6 6 5 4
Body:
  Clothes: Burned
  Bandaged: Burned too
  Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
  Hairy
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Fire breath
Artifacts of power:
  Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
  5 Balanced spell scrolls
  Calin's Shredder
  Heartbane
  Scroll of Teleporting [5]
  Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
  Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
  Something is missing
  Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
    Hidden gate
    Grid of miniature suns
  Simple boulder sentinel
  Five simple golems
  Siege engines
  Silly face carriage
  Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr.
    Broken arms
  Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
  Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
  Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
  The Forest: Now Ashlands
  Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
  Ashlands: Forest gone
  Ashlands: 9 treasure boxes
  Ashlands: Brand new tree
  Ashlands: Pond of flesh
Followers:
Other:
  Lots of maps
  Three empty paper sheets
  Owner of Calin's severed arm
  Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
  Pair of sandstone cubes
  An enemy
  Quest: Terraforming path

Spoiler: TheBiggerFish - Arken Frost (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 6 6 6 2 4 5 2 2
Body:
  White dragonish scales
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Ageless
  Immortal
  Shapeshifter
Artifacts of power:
  Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
  Slippery scrying orb
    In a loose fitting copper bowl
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Kinetic ring
  Grand Kinetic ring
The Fortress:
  Flying
  Reconstructed
  Skeletons in closet
  Precision mining beam
  Impressive architecture
  Intelligent
    Self-replenishing
    Self-modifying
    Overtly helpful
  Throne room
    Ornate skylight
  Mage's workshop
    Self-replenishing
    Containment circle
    Dispel array
  Forge
  Inhabitants: 20
    New species
    Not so polite
    Personal teleportation bracelets
  Monster army
    Tied to fortress's power
    Chrome shelled
Followers:
  New species: Laudata
    Damn hot
    Firstborn
    Minor arachnophobia
    Enchantment: Shapeshifter
    Enchantment: Strategic genius
    Followers: 5 giant demon wolf golems
    Artifact: Personal teleportation bracelet
Other:
  Quest for godhood: In progress
  Quest: World war
  Small Favours
  Glimpse of magic

[Bluexdog]

To the walled Town, they will either accept me as their sovereign ruler or I will burn everything to the ground and take treasure

[TheBiggerFish]

Actually, I was supposed to be using the crafting staff for the first roll.

Also, I'm keeping that one.  Laudata can have the slightly less cool one.

[Ozarck]

"Darn it. I'm not going anywhere with this unfortunate string of ones and twos upcoming."

Cast Properly Separate iron Bed from Statue. I will have my animated statue. Eventually.

Load: Doombox, mapball holder log, mapball, pamphlet on Wild Magic for Dummies, blocked drinking straw, one step ladder, unmerged statue of dead mage, crapsack.
Leave: the green man blocks, the iron bed, the house, the yard.
Wear: scale mail looking pants and other clothes.
Carry: bag full of Seeds of Defiant Life.

I assume that I have enough space on my CenTreepede for all that and more.

((Next turn is goingto be an interesting series of dismal failures. I wonder what my travel party will look like after that?))

[AoshimaMichio]

To the walled Town, they will either accept me as their sovereign ruler or I will burn everything to the ground and take treasure

You land heavily on the central plaza while your minions keep flying above you in graceful circles. You let out a roar, scaring everyone shitless, though it is quite possible that very sudden appearance of large powerful creatures seen only in childrens stories is enough to scare people. As soon as people start getting back their mobility you demand immediate precense of local mayor, elder or whoever is responsible of making decisions around here. They all run away. You add few threats of total annihilation and wait. All things considered it is likely that leading person will take some time trying to gather enough courage to approach you and figure out what they can possibly do to save their hide.

Ten minutes pass and you start getting impatient. One of your soulless dragons suddenly shifts its flight pattern and moves towards the walled island. Despite rising your head high you can't see what got its attention; warehouses are blocking the view just enough. But judging by the dragon's motion you assume something is coming. Slowly. More minutes pass before you finally see what's coming. A detachment of soldiers escorting a lightly, but extravagantly dressed obese man. He wears considerably large number of bejeweled rings, neclaces, gold bracelets and other jewelry. This sight kicks your greed on overdrive for a second, which is probably the reason they suddenly stop.

Soldiers look like a spring winded to its breaking point, ready to either run for their lives or charge head first into their death. The obese man on the other hand wears mask of confidence, but sweats profusely despite of cooling wind. He opens his mouth to speak but no voice comes out. After clearing his throat he tries again, this time with voice clearly quieter than he wanted.

"O mi-mighty creature! We... I am Lord Swellingham, owner of this fine mining town! How I may help you?"

Actually, I was supposed to be using the crafting staff for the first roll.

Also, I'm keeping that one.  Laudata can have the slightly less cool one.

Always clarify when you are using artifacts.

You find Laudata eating breakfast in the main hall. Her golem followers are sitting in line by closest wall, out of the way of everyone else and notably out of place. Their demonic appearance makes them stand out.

Laudata stands up as soon as she identifies you, which is precicely at the same moment when the fortress announces you entering. There's certain militaristic air in how she moves and stands. The military experience installed into her mind is clearly affecting her behaviour. Hopefully that's all it does. Rest of the people eating here don't react as much.

"Please accept my apologies, my lord. I did not recognize you with your new... appearance."

"Darn it. I'm not going anywhere with this unfortunate string of ones and twos upcoming."

Cast Properly Separate iron Bed from Statue. I will have my animated statue. Eventually.

Load: Doombox, mapball holder log, mapball, pamphlet on Wild Magic for Dummies, blocked drinking straw, one step ladder, unmerged statue of dead mage, crapsack.
Leave: the green man blocks, the iron bed, the house, the yard.
Wear: scale mail looking pants and other clothes.
Carry: bag full of Seeds of Defiant Life.

I assume that I have enough space on my CenTreepede for all that and more.

((Next turn is goingto be an interesting series of dismal failures. I wonder what my travel party will look like after that?))

It will look lonely.

5. This time magic works properly and separates the iron bed fully. It also restores it to its original form and function, which is brutal torture.

Assume cenTreepede loaded. It does have space for all that, yes, but if adding much more you have to sacrifice comfortable sitting.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero - Cameron Michaelis (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 4 3 6 4 3 2 1 2 5
Mind:
  Knowledge of best investigator in the world
  Skills of best investigator in the world
  Basic spear training
Body:
  Lung issues
Echantments:
  Absolute barrier
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Other:
  Legend of imperial investigator
  Quest: Mage hunt
  Meeting with dangerous men

Spoiler: Bluexdog - Markus Bane (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic: 2 5 1 1 6 4 5 6 2 2
Body:
  Green dragon
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
  White dragons: 2
Other:
  Quest: Burn magic
  Savannah town
    Mining town of Lord Swellingham

Spoiler: Nakéen - Soleus Arendar (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 4 1 2 3 1 4 5 1
Body:
  Mane
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
  Expanded land
  Controlled by magical orbs
  Holographic command room
  Fully shieded with forcefield
    Protects from: physical forces, repel
  Unsteady small elevating platform
  Servants:
    Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
    Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
    Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
    Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
  Magical mail order wife: Anna
    Damn perfect
    Golden wedding ring
    Nature of self
  Steel golem: Tec.
    Wings
    Electrically charged
    First Commandment: Protect Anna
    Second Commandment: Keep some distance, you walking tazer.
Other:
  Aspiring educator
  Golden wedding ring
  Memories stolen 
  Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
  Quest: Destruction of memory thiefs

Spoiler: Ozarck - Dominic Calhoun (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 1 2 2 2 1 1 3 4 5
Body:
Echantments:
  Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Reflect Spell
Artifacts of power:
  8 Seeds of defiant life
  Giant wooden centipede mount: CenTreepede
The house:
  Comfortable
  Three stories
  Kitchen: Bit burned
  Front yard:
    Sucking mudfield, charmed
    Iron bed (torture device)
    Wooden bone throne
    Two green man blocks
Followers:
Other:
  Scale mail pants (appearance only)
  Quest: Resurrection trees for capitals

Spoiler: CenTreepede (click to show/hide)

Artifacts of power:
  Interactive worldmap ball
    So damn heavy   
  "Doombox"
    Controlled
    Mark of Green Man
    Now playing
  Traveling crapsack
    Multilegged
    Charmed
Other:
  Grotesque statue of dead mage
    Carved poem of "Wild Magic" on pedestal
  One step ladder
  Mapball holder log
  "Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
  Long drinking straw: Blocked

Spoiler: Whisperling - Samuel Marr (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (11): 5 4 2 5 4 1 6 6 5 4
Body:
  Clothes: Burned
  Bandaged: Burned too
  Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
  Hairy
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Fire breath
Artifacts of power:
  Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
  5 Balanced spell scrolls
  Calin's Shredder
  Heartbane
  Scroll of Teleporting [5]
  Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
  Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
  Something is missing
  Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
    Hidden gate
    Grid of miniature suns
  Simple boulder sentinel
  Five simple golems
  Siege engines
  Silly face carriage
  Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr.
    Broken arms
  Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
  Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
  Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
  The Forest: Now Ashlands
  Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
  Ashlands: Forest gone
  Ashlands: 9 treasure boxes
  Ashlands: Brand new tree
  Ashlands: Pond of flesh
Followers:
Other:
  Lots of maps
  Three empty paper sheets
  Owner of Calin's severed arm
  Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
  Pair of sandstone cubes
  An enemy
  Quest: Terraforming path

Spoiler: TheBiggerFish - Arken Frost (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 6 6 6 2 4 5 2 2
Body:
  White dragonish scales
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Ageless
  Immortal
  Shapeshifter
Artifacts of power:
  Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
  Slippery scrying orb
    In a loose fitting copper bowl
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Grand Kinetic ring
The Fortress:
  Flying
  Reconstructed
  Skeletons in closet
  Precision mining beam
  Impressive architecture
  Intelligent
    Self-replenishing
    Self-modifying
    Overtly helpful
  Throne room
    Ornate skylight
  Mage's workshop
    Self-replenishing
    Containment circle
    Dispel array
  Forge
  Inhabitants: 20
    New species
    Not so polite
    Personal teleportation bracelets
  Monster army
    Tied to fortress's power
    Chrome shelled
Followers:
  Laudata
Other:
  Quest for godhood: In progress
  Quest: World war
  Small Favours
  Glimpse of magic

Spoiler: Laudata (click to show/hide)

Other:
    Damn hot
    Firstborn of new species
    Minor arachnophobia
Artifacts of power:
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Kinetic ring
Echantments:
  Shapeshifter
  Strategic genius
Followers:
  5 giant demon wolf golems
  Army

[Nakéen]

"I won't forget what you said my love. Thank you for your constant support."

Soleus then heads in the Command Room, alone and looks at his Dice Queue. His face contorts in disgust.

"I hope whatever I must correct will erasable with Tec..."

From outside, cast a spell of Memory Coherence Check. Using this spell, investigate the stored memories of this place and their foundations. Look out for incoherences/anomalies in the structure, a memory affecting effect should leave lasting traces on them...

[TheBiggerFish]

"You needn't.  It was rather drastic, I really should have alerted you.

Here. This is for self-defense and stuff."

Give her the less powerful ring.

Oh wait, I did that, but...Yeah.

"Good grief, I have three overshoots..."

[Bluexdog]

""You will hand over ownership of this town and pay tribute every year, if you refuse I will set everything you own afire and sack your house. also I will eat you, you have 1 minute to make your decision, oh and by the way their are 2 more of my kind above us" This is my action

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Turn my barrier into a net and use it to wrap up the assailants  to a tree.

[Ozarck]

"Alright, now for some bad rolls."

I cast Create World Nautical Chart, Complete With Known Dangers of The Seas

[AoshimaMichio]

"You needn't.  It was rather drastic, I really should have alerted you.

Here. This is for self-defense and stuff."

Give her the less powerful ring.

Oh wait, I did that, but...Yeah.

"Good grief, I have three overshoots..."

"Thank you, my lord. What does this do?"

"I won't forget what you said my love. Thank you for your constant support."

Soleus then heads in the Command Room, alone and looks at his Dice Queue. His face contorts in disgust.

"I hope whatever I must correct will erasable with Tec..."

From outside, cast a spell of Memory Coherence Check. Using this spell, investigate the stored memories of this place and their foundations. Look out for incoherences/anomalies in the structure, a memory affecting effect should leave lasting traces on them...

4. Land doesn't even notice pitifully short incursions of humans, let alone remember them. It remembers only larger changes or bigger events, such as the one that moved lake and river around your previous home. However what you do learn from memory of land is that the area here hasn't ever changed. This makes it notably more stable than any other areas around.

""You will hand over ownership of this town and pay tribute every year, if you refuse I will set everything you own afire and sack your house. also I will eat you, you have 1 minute to make your decision, oh and by the way their are 2 more of my kind above us" This is my action

Lord Ham looks nervously up, but sight of your minions doesn't startle him; he probably has already noticed them. Kinda hard not to.

"Could we, ah, negotiate exact terms of the tribute? I fear _{it may not be profitable enough...}"

Turn my barrier into a net and use it to wrap up the assailants  to a tree.

4. Magic is reluctant to undo its perfect absolute barrier. Holes open into the barrier and grow until barrier itself is a mere loose net in shape of egg. Light and sound returns.

"See, now it's easier to stab him." says the man crouching a bit left where you saw him last time. His partner is out of sight. Since you can't really use the barrier net to catch them without knowing where both are, you spin around to locate the other one. You catch a sight of him and fistfull of sand into your eyes. You instinctively close your eyes and jump to side to avoid blows that are guaranteed to come. Judging from negative compliments you successfully dodged one or two, but sudden pain in your temple tells that you jumped straight into your own super strong barrier.

Also, one of your Dice explodes leaving fine dust behind.

That's two distractions for further spell casting. One from sand in your eyes, which also blinds you temporarily. Another from self caused blow into head, which will go away after next turn. This also leaves you in rather compromising position.


About distractions: One distraction means you have to make succesfull roll (greater or equal to 3) for any and all spells. Two distractions means roll will have -1 modifier. Three distractions makes it -2, and so on.

"Alright, now for some bad rolls."

I cast Create World Nautical Chart, Complete With Known Dangers of The Seas

That's kinda bad spell to cast with one. Too juicy

1. Known dangers of the seas include great white sharks and giant squids. Less known fact is that these dangerous creatures can also live on ground with ability to levitate. Magic is happy to provide you concrete examples of these fine specimens. Other dangers include pirates, piranhas, smugglers and storms. Magic thinks it isn't good to spoil you with too much of examples, but it will soon provide one additional one: a storm.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero - Cameron Michaelis (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (: 3 6 4 3 2 1 2 5
Mind:
  Knowledge of best investigator in the world
  Skills of best investigator in the world
  Basic spear training
Body:
  Lung issues
  Sand in eyes: Blinded
Echantments:
  Absolute barrier net
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Other:
  Legend of imperial investigator
  Quest: Mage hunt
  Meeting with dangerous men
  Distractions: 2

Spoiler: Bluexdog - Markus Bane (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic: 2 5 1 1 6 4 5 6 2 2
Body:
  Green dragon
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
  White dragons: 2
Other:
  Quest: Burn magic
  Savannah town
    Mining town of Lord Swellingham

Spoiler: Nakéen - Soleus Arendar (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 1 2 3 1 4 5 1 5
Body:
  Mane
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
  Expanded land
  Controlled by magical orbs
  Holographic command room
  Fully shieded with forcefield
    Protects from: physical forces, repel
  Unsteady small elevating platform
  Servants:
    Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
    Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
    Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
    Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
  Magical mail order wife: Anna
    Damn perfect
    Golden wedding ring
    Nature of self
  Steel golem: Tec.
    Wings
    Electrically charged
    First Commandment: Protect Anna
    Second Commandment: Keep some distance, you walking tazer.
Other:
  Aspiring educator
  Golden wedding ring
  Memories stolen 
  Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
  Quest: Destruction of memory thiefs

Spoiler: Ozarck - Dominic Calhoun (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 2 2 2 1 1 3 4 5 2
Body:
Echantments:
  Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Reflect Spell
Artifacts of power:
  8 Seeds of defiant life
  Giant wooden centipede mount: CenTreepede
The house:
  Comfortable
  Three stories
  Kitchen: Bit burned
  Front yard:
    Sucking mudfield, charmed
    Iron bed (torture device)
    Wooden bone throne
    Two green man blocks
Followers:
Other:
  Scale mail pants (appearance only)
  Quest: Resurrection trees for capitals
  Flying great white shark
  Flying giant squid
  Promise of storm

Spoiler: CenTreepede (click to show/hide)

Artifacts of power:
  Interactive worldmap ball
    So damn heavy   
  "Doombox"
    Controlled
    Mark of Green Man
    Now playing
  Traveling crapsack
    Multilegged
    Charmed
Other:
  Grotesque statue of dead mage
    Carved poem of "Wild Magic" on pedestal
  One step ladder
  Mapball holder log
  "Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
  Long drinking straw: Blocked

Spoiler: Whisperling - Samuel Marr (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (11): 5 4 2 5 4 1 6 6 5 4
Body:
  Clothes: Burned
  Bandaged: Burned too
  Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
  Hairy
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Fire breath
Artifacts of power:
  Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
  5 Balanced spell scrolls
  Calin's Shredder
  Heartbane
  Scroll of Teleporting [5]
  Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
  Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
  Something is missing
  Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
    Hidden gate
    Grid of miniature suns
  Simple boulder sentinel
  Five simple golems
  Siege engines
  Silly face carriage
  Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr.
    Broken arms
  Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
  Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
  Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
  The Forest: Now Ashlands
  Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
  Ashlands: Forest gone
  Ashlands: 9 treasure boxes
  Ashlands: Brand new tree
  Ashlands: Pond of flesh
Followers:
Other:
  Lots of maps
  Three empty paper sheets
  Owner of Calin's severed arm
  Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
  Pair of sandstone cubes
  An enemy
  Quest: Terraforming path

Spoiler: TheBiggerFish - Arken Frost (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 6 6 6 2 4 5 2 2
Body:
  White dragonish scales
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Ageless
  Immortal
  Shapeshifter
Artifacts of power:
  Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
  Slippery scrying orb
    In a loose fitting copper bowl
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Grand Kinetic ring
The Fortress:
  Flying
  Reconstructed
  Skeletons in closet
  Precision mining beam
  Impressive architecture
  Intelligent
    Self-replenishing
    Self-modifying
    Overtly helpful
  Throne room
    Ornate skylight
  Mage's workshop
    Self-replenishing
    Containment circle
    Dispel array
  Forge
  Inhabitants: 20
    New species
    Not so polite
    Personal teleportation bracelets
  Monster army
    Tied to fortress's power
    Chrome shelled
Followers:
  Laudata
Other:
  Quest for godhood: In progress
  Quest: World war
  Small Favours
  Glimpse of magic

Spoiler: Laudata (click to show/hide)

Other:
    Damn hot
    Firstborn of new species
    Minor arachnophobia
Artifacts of power:
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Kinetic ring
Echantments:
  Shapeshifter
  Strategic genius
Followers:
  5 giant demon wolf golems
  Army

[AbstractTraitorHero]

"SCREW THIS!"
Try to fix the barrier around me then teleporting home sounds  great!