Chapter One: The Beginning
Match One: Deathmatch
Round 38: The Battle for Essex
Essex, United Kingdom
Time: Early Morning. Weather: Light Fog. Date: 7/19/2016
With all the blood on the rooftop, one would think this battle would be over, but with desperation in his eyes, BiggerFish disagrees. He clutches his cheek, which is now in half due to Cobra's insane attack. BiggerFish charges towards Cobra, both of his blades held out in order to cause as much damage as possible to the One Eyed Soldier. [7 v 3+3] BiggerFish's kitchen knife slashes Cobra's arm, the Soldier gasping as a bit more blood joins the puddles on the roof. [3 v 7+3] Despite the injury, Cobra still blocks the next strike by grabbing BiggerFish's arm, and judo throwing him. It doesn't do any more real damage, but BiggerFish is still in quite a bit of pain, gasping and grunting as he looks over to his allies, begging for help. Cobra looks at the crumpled form of BiggerFish, before looking to his allies in Blackhawk, and his enemies on the rooftop. He then laughs insanely, another sick grin on his face as he pulls his Shotgun out, BiggerFish's silent cry for help going non-silent as he begins yelling for help...
Parliament, Rwanda
Time: Early Morning. Weather: Light Fog. Date: 7/19/2016
TCM slumps into his chair, a bored and annoyed expression on his face as he watches his men sing along to Imagine, all the while the Pilot is practically screaming at them to continue the fight. TCM stands up, his face contorted into what can only be described as "Calm Rage", as he orders them to get their jobs done! [5+The fact that he is literally King] The Elite Force suddenly scrambles back to position, aiming their guns back down at the Rooftop. TCM also orders the Pilot to fight as well, to which the Pilot sighs in contentment, before pulling out [5] the IMI Desert Eagle (
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IMI_Desert_Eagle) and landing Blackhawk on a nearby rooftop. The Elite Force piles out, before the Pilot gets out and, speaking to the R.I.S.E. Drone, says, "
Glad you're giving me the opportunity, sir. My callsign is Black Hornet, in case you want to track me, and it would be best to, with all due respect sir.. TCM nods, and goes to order Cobra to finish his mission, but instead of a brief, whispered affirmative, he instead gets insane laughter. TCM, after hearing that, calls up his informants in Russia, asking for manpower in exchange for a possible favor. The Informant says two things. He asks how discreet he wants it, and they want [3] a gift of some men, perhaps highly skilled individuals around the skill level of the Elite Force. Once they receive the men, they'll send an "Eliminator" to finish Joe off.
Beirus, satisfied with his Re-Breather, decides to start the next stage of his plan by creating a skintight outfit that can survive in a vacuum. [3+2] It is capable of surviving a vacuum...for a short time. It won't last forever, meaning whatever Beirus is going to do, he has to do it quick! [2 turn limit on surviving in a vacuum.]
Moscow, Russia
Time: Early Morning. Weather: Light Fog. Date: 7/19/2016
PirateJoe lays down on a stretcher in a Russian Ambulance, having awoken from his wounds. While still laying, he looks through the windows on the back doors to find Andrei still chasing them down in his Ford, his Taurus Judge still in his left hand as he accelerates towards the Ambulance. Joe hears sirens, much quicker then ones in, say, Essex. A Police Car shows up, and they try to run Andrei off the road. [10 v 3] Andrei's car gets hit by the Cop Car, to which it spins out and crashes into some trees off the road. The Cop Car stops near the car, but Joe cannot see what happens, as the Ambulance parks at the Hospital. Joe is wheeled into a room at high speeds, and is attended to by a doctor. [3] The Doctor does the absolute best he can, but in a short timeframe, all it does is take longer to bleed out, and Joe feels a bit stronger. Still, he is getting proper healthcare soon, so he's pretty much good.
Unless the Chessmaster himself has anything to say about it.The Elite Force, despite having landed, are still trying to suppress The Beatles. They fire at John, Paul, George, and Ringo in order to get them to retreat. [9+3 v 10] With a few glancing shots, and a few bullet wounds in select feet and legs, the Beatles are sent running off the Rooftop, leaving through the Entrance.
Cobra, lording his shotgun over BiggerFish's form like he was parading around a large trophy, looks around, but finds, to his dismay, that Simon, Lauren, and the Military are all pointing their guns at him. [6 v 10+3] Cobra, deciding that breaking physics isn't the best idea in the world, dodges the rounds. [7 v 3+3] A bullet from the SA80 grazes Cobra's arm, skinning him. [1 v 1+3] Cobra then just barely dodges another round from the other soldier.
Cobra points his shotgun at BiggerFish, the Wiki-Warrior just lying there. [9+3 v 3] BiggerFish tries to roll out of the way, but after he finishes rolling, he collapses back to his knees, and in trying to get up, he suddenly finds that he only has one arm to support himself. BiggerFish looks up to see Cobra holding Fish's severed right arm, the sick grin on his face growing too wide, almost unhealthy.
Black Hornet jumps to a rooftop close to the battle's rooftop. He then points his gun at BiggerFish, ready to do his duty to survive. [9 v 7-2] A 357. Round suddenly penetrates Fish's chest, the man collapsing onto his back.
[7 v 9+3] Cobra hops out of the way of a kick, turning his head to see a Paramedic holding Abigail, who has her leg held out as though she was the one who kicked-...
oh. In the distraction, another Paramedic tries to block the bleeding of the now missing limb. [8] He manages to stem and bandage the wound, keeping BiggerFish alive. He then tries to stem the other wounds' bleeding. [4] He is successful in bandaging the majority of the wounds, but the smaller cuts remain open, and the bandages may slip off if any more fighting occurs. The Paramedic then runs, trying to get his way to an Ambulance. [4] He gets to the Ambulance with BiggerFish, piling him in. A minute passes, before Fish asks why they aren't leaving, to which the Medic replies that they need to wait for Abigail and the other Paramedic. [2] They still don't show up, but the lack of gunshots means they probably aren't dead yet...
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As time passes, the Sun hangs in the sky as the fog clears. It's the middle of the morning, and the clear sky doesn't match the trials of the Wiki-Warriors.
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BSN:
Actually, Fox News is more informative. It's just the information sucks.
1. I would just like to apologize for my last post being so rambling. Then, I'm going to apologize for editing it to apologize for being too corrective, even though I'm sure no one would offended by what I typed. Then, I'm apologizing for apologizing so many times. I can't help it, I'm apologetic.
2nd: I've actually trying to figure damage out at the moment. I feel like the system we have, where the bigger the number, the more damage it causes. I'm thinking of changing it so that damage is determined by subtracting attack and defense apart. If you don't agree with being Edward Elric'd, BiggerFish, just tell me. Though, given crits and realistic damage, it was either that, or pellet after pellet into your heart. Not trying to be mean, of course, I'm just asking if maybe the newer system might work better, or if I should keep it as is.------------------
Name: PirateJoe
Injuries: Gunshot Wounds (Chest, Moderate Bleeding, 4 turns until Unconsciousness, 5 turns until Death, -1 to all rolls), Gunshot Wound (Left Leg, Light Bleeding)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1956_tornado_outbreak: +1 Wind Magic, +Tornadoes of Fear
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Moates: +1 Baseball, +Baseball, +Baseball Bat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Dewar: +Full Leather Armor, +1 Leatherworking
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narita_%28album%29: +1 Metal, +Electric Guitar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationalist_Party_of_the_Valencian_Country: +2 Politics
http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/TAR-21: : +Tavor (Bullpup Assault Rifle) (30/30) +2 Magazines of Reserve Ammo
Assets: Baseball, Baseball Bat, Leather Armor (helmet, chestplate (punched through), leggings, greaves, gloves (Destroyed)), Electric Guitar, Prosthetic Leg, Makarov (4/8 Rounds) (2 Magazines of Reserve Ammo.), Bulletproof Vest (Kevlar), Tavor (30/30) (2 Magazines of Reserve Ammo)
Abilities: Tornadoes of Fear: Able to summon Large Tornadoes to attack enemies.
Name: Beirus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Tamarack_River: +Water Breathing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%9Dewgeni%C3%BD_Nabo%C3%BD%C3%A7enko: +2 Soccer, +Soccer Ball
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Korbankolev: +1 Soccer (+3 overall)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Bryce: +1 Bobsledding, +Bobsled, +1 TV Production
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Heart_Cathedral_%28Fairbanks,_Alaska%29: +2 Catholic Practice, +Bishopric Communication
http://fma.wikia.com/wiki/Van_Hohenheim: +Hohenheim's Alchemy, +2 Alchemy
Assets: Soccer Ball, Bobsled, Barrett 50. Cal, Alchemic Armor (Replicate Forcefield 50 HP, Healing Nano-Droids.), Alchemic Re-Breather, Breathing Suit
Abilities: Water Breathing: Breathe Underwater without Drowning
Bishopric Communication: Can use Prayer to summon a Bishop as a Friendly NPC to assist them.
Hohenheim's Alchemy: Can perform the Alchemy and Alkahestry present in Fullmetal Alchemist, but can not only do it without a transmutation circle, but can also transmute biological mass and he doesn't need to use Equivalent Exchange. Due to how Hohenheim uses his alchemy, it saps a little bit of life force, but resting can assist with this.
Allies: Brother Aswell (Cardinal Sword), The Rwandan Sports Team (15 Men and Women)
Archangel Josiah (Cardinal Sword, Bullet Wound [Left Arm, Bandaged Up])
Archangels Esther and Job (Cardinal Sword)
Name: King TCM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ofotens_Tidende: +2 Journalism and Reporting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuhi_IV_Gahindiro: +Rwandan Royalty, +Rwandan Royal Blade
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakim_Syed_Zillur_Rahman: +2 Medical Attention, +First Aid Kit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levon_Kemalyan: +Model Train Kit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piyasiri_Gunaratne: +2 Filming, +Camera
http://left4dead.wikia.com/wiki/William_%22Bill%22_Overbeck: +2 Firearms, +M16 (Assault Rifle, 30/30) (2 Magazines of Reserve Ammo), +Medkit, +Pain Pills, +2 Molotov Cocktails
Assets: First Aid Kit, Model Train Kit, Camera, Rwandan Royal Blade
Abilities: Rwandan Royalty: As King, has complete power over Rwanda, and can use it's citizens and resources to his advantage
Allies: Cobra (SPAS-12 (Automatic Shotgun, 5/8, 24 Shotgun Shells of Reserve Ammo), M1911 (Semi Auto Handgun, 6/7, 2 Magazines of Reserve Ammo) Destroyed Left Eye, Gunshot Wounds, No Bleeding, Left Arm has Light Bleeding, Stabs and Slashes, Moderate Bleeding)
Rwandan Government and Civilians, Rwandan President Imani Arendse
The Elite Force (39, 39 Silenced M1911's (7/7, 1 Magazines of Reserve Ammo), 39 Knives, Recon Intelligence Supreme Enforcer (R.I.S.E. Drone)
Black Hornet (Desert Eagle (Pistol, 9/9, 2 magazines of reserve ammo))
Pope Angelus
Imam Imara
Andrei Petrenko (Taurus Judge)
Love Interest: Princess Raheena Kader
Name: TheBiggerFish
Injuries: Stomach Wound (Re-Opened, Light Bleeding), Cuts (Little Bleeding, Arms and Legs), Sprain (Right Wrist), Gunshot Wound (Chest, Moderate Bleeding. Bleed Out begins in 2 turns (Stemmed).), Gunshot Wounds (Arms and Legs, Stemmed), Stab Wound, (Stomach, Stemmed), Cheek Wound (Light Bleeding), Missing Body Part (Right Arm, Heavy Bleeding Stemmed)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu_Mingtao: +2 Chinese Politics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandywine_Village,_Ohio: +2 Alcohol Production, +Ferment What's There
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eulepidotis_affinis: +Moth Shape-shifting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carabus_deyrollei: +Beetle Shape-Shifting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Walsh: +2 Cooking and Food Prep, +Kitchen Knife, +Meat Cleaver
Assets: Kitchen Knife, Meat Cleaver, Charon Channel Helicopter (Mangled)
Abilities: Ferment What's There: Can transform any drink into a Alcoholic Beverage, at the cost of an Entire Turn
Moth/Beetle Shape-Shifting: Can transform into any species of Moth and/or Beetle
Allies: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, George Harrison (2 Guitars, 1 Bass, 1 Drum Kit, Gunshot Wounds, Light to Moderate Bleeding)
Abigail Walters (Laptop, Notebook) (Gunshot Wounds, Upper and Lower Torso, Bandaged Up and Under Painkillers)
British Soldiers (SA80s, Gunshot Wounds, Light Bleeding)
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EDIT/ADDENDUM: 1st: I edited the post so I can move the In-Game clock. I am now making it official. After 6 turns, time will progress. I think that works.
2nd: Technically, for BiggerFish to be Edward Elric'd, he would have also lost his left leg. The reference I was going for is actually a spoiler from another show I love, so I went with the safer option. Dare to be spoilerific, unless said event only aired a few months ago.
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