Match 1: Deathmatch
Round 6: Operator is Standing By
Muqur District, Badghis, Afghanistan
7:38 PM, Sunny Weather
1 turn until Rwandan Reinforcments
DigitalDemon walks into a nearby house in an attempt to find a book to absorb,
and I just said/typed that. (2) It is unfortunate to find that the house he's walked into has nothing, except some furniture. It appears whoever lived here cleared out in a hurry, and left only a couch, some chairs, a table, a curious drawing of a silhouette with purple eyes, and a coffee maker.
NRDL taps into the speedforce, and attempts to shove his hand through Hawk's chest. (1) He then finds, to his dismay, that all that does is make molecules pass through objects as though said objects weren't there. Hawk then stands up, and...
Hawk staggers to his feet, before suddenly disappearing. Oh, wait, there he is. He's the mantis charging at NRDL's face...huh. (7+2 v 10) Even with using Mantis Kung-Fu, NRDl still swats at Mantis!Hawk, causing him to crash onto the floor. NRDL attempts to squish Hawk's now fragile mantis body, (9 v 8-2) and manages to break one of his little mantis legs. He quickly morphs back into human form, only to find his right leg is bruised, and has a bleeding cut, but is still usable.
PirateJoe attempts to flee the still unnamed town in Muqur, and go into mainland Europe. (6) He manages to make it to a field, close to a land border between Afghanistan, and the northern areas of the continental mass, which includes Europe. He is stopped by several border control guards, who get him to a nearby hospital.
TheBiggerFish attempts to find a button that can do reality warping time travel...on a civilian level Helicopter...used by a combination TV Channel and Radio Station...(10) and yet he finds it! He not only finds a button that can do time travel, but he also finds a couple of switches and knobs, which activate a computer that allows him to gain information on anything he wants! Before he goes to save Ringo, however, he decides to address the voice in his head. "
Oh? You, the Magic Man?" "
My name is the Operator, or at least, that's my title. I can tell today is going to be...fantastic." With that in mind, BiggerFish attempts to press the Time Travel button, (5) and manages to hit the button, but it does not go immediately. Rather, a console pops up, which has things such as a date, and a location. (4) He doesn't quite place the time correctly, but he does get the location... He goes to around 7:20 PM, before anything really happened. Landing the chopper, Fish, John, Paul, and George get out of the Helicopter to a cliff near the town, to find someone on the cliff, who looks identical to Jaws. When Jaws turns around and speaks, Fish suddenly freezes. "
What did I tell you, or rather will tell you? Fantastic..."
TCM attempts to continue hiding from his opponents, (6) and stays hidden, save from stray strands of clothing or twigs snapping under his weight. Despite this, he's still hidden.
Beirus and Aswell look for anyone who could be an aggressor, but find everyone else is a bit...preoccupied. With this, Beirus prays to God for a miracle, for guidance. (2) Once again, nothing really happens, leading to Aswell attempting the same. (6) He gets a bit more luck, as it appears that the 3 of them get some camouflage in the form of a tree that falls near them. Taking cover behind the tree, the Royal Guard
as I will call them continue to wait out the war.
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Seriously?!? I had him right where I wanted him! The last thing I need is another voice in my head..." "
In my professional opinion, it's better than nothing.". Ardent, having nothing more to say to the voice, prepares to call down more meteors. (10) He finds a very large cluster of them, calling them down to exact revenge! (3) They only affect 3 areas with Wiki-Warriors, though that is technically what he wanted.
(Automatic Failure) Ardent soon finds that meteors cannot travel through time.
(3 v 5) NRDL and Hawk prepare for a scuffle, only to find meteors crashing through the Library. Luckily, they miss both of them, being content with smashing through and demolishing the building.
(5 v 7) A few of them assault a hospital in Central Asia, where PirateJoe is now. Luckily, they only crash through other rooms and the roof, but some doctors and security are killed by the rocks, and others are injured. PirateJoe himself is unharmed.
Feeling content with what he's done, he relays his orders, sending 35 of his 37 man Militia to tackle any remaining Wiki-Warriors. (
They crash through the Library and see NRDL and Hawk, seemingly waiting for more meteors to hit. The Militia charges, (1 v 3) but find that around 4 of their men are on the ground already. They all run out of the building, trying to find more people to bolster their ranks. (6) They manage to find 4 people ready to fight, 2 of them being the Mother and Father of the family of 4 TCM met. Giving them Masterwork Warhammers, they run back to Ardent. Ardent grabs 2 of his strongest men, and races towards the Library, and sees NRDL and Hawk. Ardent walks back out, before giving the signal to his 2 strongest men, one with a Masterwork Machete nicknamed "Knives", and one with a Masterwork War Hammer nicknamed "Basher". The 2 of them stare Hawk and NRDL down...
Knives and Basher charge at NRDL and Hawk, with Knives taking NRDL first. (9 v 4) Knives stabs NRDL in the stomach, before pushing NRDL back. NRDL continues standing, before going in for a Speed Force Punch to Knives' Face. (6 v 10) Knives holds his Machete out, and stabs NRDL in the arm. NRDL is now bleeding quite a bit...
Basher and Hawk are now locked into combat. (4 v
Basher attempts to bash Hawk's skull in, but Hawk dodges and Mantises up! (6+2 v 3) Basher suddenly feels blood dripping down his face, a gash formed in his forehead, thanks to Hawk, who has just transformed back into a human.
Jess and Jaws, still on the roof, wonder what to do. "
Jaws, I have an idea. Use your magic to bring us back to Osaka, please." "
Alright." With a wave of his hands, and said hands glowing purple, the two of
us vanished. Don't worry, we were still watching. Birdy was looking into a camera, after all.--------------------------------
Name: PirateJoe
Injuries: Burned Hands, Missing Left Leg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1956_tornado_outbreak: +1 Wind Magic, +Tornadoes of Fear
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Moates: +1 Baseball, +Baseball, +Baseball Bat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Dewar: +Full Leather Armor, +1 Leatherworking
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narita_%28album%29: +1 Metal, +Electric Guitar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationalist_Party_of_the_Valencian_Country: +2 Politics
Assets: Baseball, Baseball Bat, Leather Armor (helmet, chestplate, leggings, greaves, gloves (Destroyed)), Electric Guitar
Abilities: Tornadoes of Fear: Able to summon Large Tornadoes to attack enemies.
Name: Ardent Debater
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoplias_malabaricus: +My Home, the Ocean
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2807_Karl_Marx: +2 Astronomy, +Telescope, +Asteroid Landing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Riley: +2 Running
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukitoshi_Hori: +Energy Absorbing Palm Devices
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_G%C3%B6tting: +2 Politics, +1 Democratic Decisions
Assets: Energy Absorbing Palm Devices, Telescope
Abilities: My Home, the Ocean: Can turn into Hoplias Malabaricus/the Wolf Fish when in water, allowing for water breathing
Asteroid Landing: If the player spots an Asteroid, they can pull it down to Earth as a Meteor
Energy Absorbing Palm Devices: Can absorb enemies' energy to heal wounds, and if they gather enough, they can use Energy Based Eye Beams.(50%)
Allies: Townspeople (39 People, Masterwork Weaponry)
Knives (Masterwork Machete)
Basher (Masterwork War Hammer)
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Name: TheBiggerFish
Injuries: Gunshot Wound (Stomach, No Bleeding)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu_Mingtao: +2 Chinese Politics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandywine_Village,_Ohio: +2 Alcohol Production, +Ferment What's There
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eulepidotis_affinis: +Moth Shape-shifting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carabus_deyrollei: +Beetle Shape-Shifting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Walsh: +2 Cooking and Food Prep, +Kitchen Knife, +Meat Cleaver
Assets: Kitchen Knife, Meat Cleaver, Charon Channel Helicopter
Abilities: Ferment What's There: Can transform any drink into a Alcoholic Beverage, at the cost of an Entire Turn
Moth/Beetle Shape-Shifting: Can transform into any species of Moth and/or Beetle
Allies: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison (Guitar)
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Sorry that it took a while, I procrastinate like mad.
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