Match 1: Deathmatch
Round 3-A: Revolution
Muqur District, Badghis, Afghanistan
7:36 PM, Sunny Weather
Hawk pauses for a second, his work on the Deadly Epic lost to the wind, or at least the Giant Tuning Funnel of wind. Hawk then proceeds to run back to grab paper. After grabbing another stack, he attempts to get started on his killer novel. (6) He finishes around 60 pages of the 150 page novel on how the town was vaporized by meteors, and a quarter of said space rocks also hate Musicians.
NRDL thanks the Mother for her support of his mission, and walks over to the JLA: Year One comic, and reads through the thing, trying to find a power that would suit him. He gets to the Flash, and proceeds to absorb the power of the book, of the Flash. Suddenly, his body begins shaking, an abnormal energy taking him over. He then makes a connection to the Flash's power source, the Speed Force. When his consciousness returns to the land of the living, he finds the power of Super Speed within!
TheBiggerFish, gut shot non withstanding, climbs to the roof of the house that the Alliance has. "
Everyone! This is THEIR fault! They brought us here, they charged us to destroy eachother, THEY, IN THAT HELICOPTER, MASTERMINDED A PLAN TO SET LOOSE HAVOC UPON YOUR TOWN! And they shanghaied the Beatles into an active combat zone for no reason! Also, no, I'm not actually breaking any rules by telling everyone else this is your fault! (3) Unfortunately, any of the villagers not already gearing up to kill Fish, due to being part of Ardent's revolution, are so scared of Jess and Jaws that they don't want to stand up to him. (1) To make matters worse, Jess and Jaws actually land of the roof TheBiggerFish is on...
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Thank you, kind sir and madam. I must ask, do you have a phoneline? I can raise my levies using said line." (
"We actually do, good king. It's in the kitchen area." However, right before he can take the keys, and call up the palace, he witnesses John Lennon and Paul McCartney throw said mustachioed gentleman inside, before the both of them go back outside, visibly pounding Ukrainian. "
Back away! We have no quarrel for you who break into the home of an innocent family! Leave now or me and my fellow men will cut you down!" (4) Birdy looks up, and just puts on the face of someone who doesn't care. TCM, taking this as challenge, steps forward, before being cut off by what sounds like a Helicopter landing on the roof of the building.
Speaking of Birdy, all of the Beatles, plus Birdy and minus Ringo, spring to action. George (4) makes a nice guitar riff. While it doesn't stop the last 2 tornadoes, it is a pretty good track. John and Paul move in to finish UR off (7) and find UR is awake, though still in critical condition. John and Paul (5) do not move in to finish UR off, instead letting George strum a sad riff on the guitar. The last thing UR hears before passing away is the beautiful guitar riff, and it puts them at ease, as they see a bright light to send them off.
UR has one last song! Birdy gets:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burton_Dreben: +2 Philosophy Birdy himself goes outside, and mugs for the camera to win viewer support. (6) "
You know, in hindsight, maybe I should have told them that the first battle was the only one NOT televised, since it was a test. There was a camera, though, and man did the people watching that camera love that Birdy guy."
Beirus and Aswell attempt another prayer to stop the tornadoes. (10) Not only does it stop the tornadoes currently there, but it also...
PirateJoe attempts to use more Wind Magic to create more tornadoes, but (8 v 3) lightning suddenly strikes him! He survives, and is still conscious, but sees that his hands are burned and shocked! He screams out in pain, and fear, as both methods of using Wind Magic, through his guitar and with basic gestures and incantations, are disabled and hanging limply off his arms.
DigitalDemon hides inside the well until he's sure the tornadoes are gone. He then attempts to use the powers of a Water God...
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