Chapter Two: The Battle of HothMatch Three: Boss BattlesRound 1: Scouting the Frozen WastesHoth VI, Hoth SystemNoon, Cloudy, 42 Months ABY (On Earth, 7/19/2016) After that briefing from Jess Warner, the Wiki Warriors stand there, bewildered. Did he just say...what they think he just said?
Yes, yes he did. After a silence of a minute or two, BiggerFish speaks up first, his tone of voice unsure of itself. "
Wait. Was Vader actually on Hoth?", he says to Jess Warner, before getting a simple response from Logan, "
Yep. He saw the Falcon leave at the end of the battle.". BiggerFish nods, before a shiver takes over his body. He can then hear Jaws slap himself in the face, before asking if they have snowsuits. [Equipment Check 9] Without another word said, a purple light envelops the inside of the Helicopter, before a side door opens up, and a crate disgracefully drops onto the snow. Inside are around 9 Snowsuits. All except Hawk put out a Snowsuit, Hawk not needing to due to his Robe. BiggerFish throws on the Snowsuit, and he feels quite satisfied with the warmth. BiggerFish walks back to the group, who are asking questions about the situation.
PirateJoe holds up a hand before walking forward, his brow furrowed into what seems like frustrated confusion. He walks forward, before saying, "
So wait, you're telling me we're NOT supposed to kill each other, and instead have to kill Darth Vader?", the only reaction from the 4 being murmurs of agreement and affirmation. PirateJoe's only reaction being to sigh, before walking back. He tells the group to follow him when they're ready, before walking over to the firefight. ...At the battle at Echo Base, PirateJoe arrives on top of a cliff, close to the Ion Cannon. He looks down at the large cluster of plasma fire, looking to the large AT-ATs still walking to the base as hordes of Stormtroopers rush Echo Base down. At this, PirateJoe tries to locate any of the members of the 501st, or even Vader himself. [3-2-2(Chaos & Not Knowing the Appearence of the 501st)] The sheer amount of Blaster fire actually temporarily blinds him! As he rubs his eyes, he realizes he didn't ask or stick around to see what the members of Vader's Fist actually look like. His allies will tell him, however, so he merely crouches down and waits.
NRDL nods, the snow crunching under his feet as he ponders this. Finally, he looks up and says, "
Hm, so no immediate conflict then. That's fine. Always wanted to fight Vader. Kinda.", with a smile on his face. He would have looked for warmth, but then the crate fell containing the snowsuit. Putting on the combination Jacket, Gloves, and other assorted clothing items, NRDL nods his head before walking to the group, keeping his Armor strapped to his back as he makes light conversation with his new allies.
Person groups up with the team, same as everyone else as they gather to discuss strategy. Unlike everyone else, however, Person explicitly formulates a plan. "
So, how should we go about this then?", he says, before glancing to Abstract's MEKA and then quickly continuing with, "
I'd recommend we get ourselves some vehicles, as our targets are probably spread out across the battlefield. Besides that, we're bound to be outnumbered out there and some heavy firepower would not be unwelcome.", the rest of the group agreeing as they look out to the distance, where PirateJoe ran off to.
Abstract pilots his MEKA forward, his brow furrowed slightly as the hulking mech crushes the snow underneath it's feet. He then says, "
Yeah, me and everyone else need details. We know who Darth Vader is, but who are the 501st Legion? What do they look like, and what is it, exactly, that we're going to try to accomplish?", leading to the people inside the Helicopter to laugh slightly before Jess answers. "
Well, the 501st Legion are a group of elite Clonetroopers, the only Clones in the Empire's employ. I'll get Jaws to show you the 5 members that you're going after. And if any of you are Star Wars buffs or Wookiepedia goers that knows the ins and outs of every member...it appears these 5 haven't been documented yet. Completely original, I'm surprised.", he says, and purple light once again envelops the inside of the Helicopter before the 9 Wiki-Warriors suddenly get a vision. It flashes between their eyes, showing them 5 respective people. They're all wearing modified Stormtrooper Armor. One has a Cycler Rifle, a Slugthrower, and is wearing Purple Snow Armor. One has what looks like Black Snow Armor, though what weapon they have isn't seen. One appears to have a Gatling Gun, and is wearing Red Snow Armor. One has dual blasters and is wearing Blue Snow Armor. Finally, there appears to be one trooper with Clone Trooper Armor, with red highlights on his helmet and shoulder armor. He has a "
Slugthrower", or a gun that fires bullets enveloped in plasma. His Slugthrower is a modified Imperial Pistol, and he appears to be some sort of Officer, due to also having a Vibroblade and Binoculars. After the visions play out, the Wiki-Warriors prepare themselves, before realizing that PirateJoe isn't here to see that.
DigitalDemon, after absorbing all that information, merely responds with, "
Whu... What?.... Weird....". After waking up a bit more, he tries scouting around to see if he can find where PirateJoe went, and therefore where the battle is. [6+2 (Sounds)] After hearing the sounds of heavy blaster fire just south of the location they're at, Demon assumes that's where he went, and directs the attention of the Wiki-Warriors to that location. They acknowledge Demon, and thus continue planning.
Ukrainian Ranger, after also taking in the information, looks south. Knowing how the film goes, he knows that down south of their location, the Rebels are most likely dying, shot down one by one as Echo Base falls. In order to earn the trust of whoever's left down there, UR pulls out his radio, before cranking a dial to try and connect to the Rebel Alliance's communications. As the rest of the Wiki-Warriors get set up to follow Joe, UR waves them off, saying that he'll catch up.
Hawk, like Demon, begins his part of the journey via examination. What he's examining isn't the battle they're fighting, but rather the snowy hills the Wiki-Warriors currently reside at. [5] While it is a good examination of the Hills, there's nothing of value. No strategic landmarks, no ammo or weaponry dropped or left behind, not even any Tauntauns to ride into battle, or Wampas to kill. Hawk brushes stray dust and snow off of his robe before looking south.
((Auto'd)) Both Porkins and Ragenaut stay with the group, Ragenaut taking a bit of charge, priming her Energy Gun as she steps up. Porkins also steps up, clutching her soccerball as she waits for them to make any moves.
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Beirus watches the Wiki-Warriors from the Helicopter, his Alphonse Elric based Alchemic Armor now off of the Disgraced Alchemist's body as he looks around. Beirus makes his own commentary, saying, "
Ooh, Hoth. That's a pretty cool location. And it looks like a few of the competitors got bug shifting powers. I wonder how they'll deal with the freezing cold environment here.", before thinking for a moment, before turning his attention to his...friends? Acquaintances? Non-Enemy Enemies? Frenemies? He doesn't know how to describe Jess Warner, Logan Sawyer, and Veronica Sawyer. "
You know, I've always wondered what Wampa tastes like. If I go kill one and grill it, would anyone else like some?", only to immediately get a resounding "
YES!" from Logan. Veronica looks up from her phone, and says, "
Eh, I don't know. Hey, if you find some good alcohol, I'm down.", and finally, Jess Warner, for the first time that Beirus has seen, doesn't put his grin on. He instead seems to be staring off into space, only lightly muttering as though whatever he heard sent him off. [8] Beirus can make out some words, but never a full sentence. He hears, "
Mistake", "
Father", "
Hatred", and finally, "
Why?". Veronica nudges his shoulder, and Jess turns to her. Veronica relays the question, and he says, "
Sure. Wampa meat, why not.", before muttering, "
I've eaten worse for lesser people."...
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I...have...nothing. Nothin'. Nope. TO THE SHEETS!
...What? OH! Actually, yeah, I forgot. Sorry about the wait! I couldn't really get around to it until now, and even then, the character sheets do take a while. Also, funny story. I started typing this at 5:00 AM, but I fell asleep during it! ... 
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Name: Abstract Traitor Hero
Voice Color:
White Glowing BlackGender: Male
Nationality: Austrian
Rudolf Ferscha: +2 Business and Banking, +$5,000
2011 WTA Tour: +2 Tennis, +Tennis Ball, +Tennis Racket
Dalton Conley: +2 Sociology
D.Va (Overwatch): +2 Gaming, +2 Firearms, +D.Va's Meka, +One Light Gun
Lucio (Overwatch): +2 Music, +Sonic Amplifier, +Lucio's Abilities
Assets: 5,000 Dollars, Tennis Ball, Tennis Racket, D.Va's Meka (Fusion Cannon, Boosters, Defense Matrix, Ejecter Seat, Self Destruct), Light Gun, Sonic Amplifier, Snowsuit
Abilities: Lucio's Abilities: Can use Crossfade, Amp it Up, Wall Ride, and Sound Barrier
Name: Person
Voice Color:
Beige Glowing BrownGender: Male
Nationality: British
Esakiozephyrus: +Butterfly Shapeshifting
Parastenolechia Gracilis: Moth Shapeshifting
Wanna Go (Rap Song): +2 Rapping, +Microphone
AA-12 (Call of Duty): +AA-12, +2 Firearms
Model 1887 (Call of Duty): +Model 1887, +1 Firearms (+3 Overall)
Assets: Microphone, AA-12 (Full-Auto Shotgun, 8/8, 2 Mags of Reserve Ammo), Model 1887 (Lever Action Shotgun, 5/5, 2 Mags of Reserve Ammo), Snowsuit
Abilities: Butterfly Shapeshifting: Can transform into any species of Butterfly, though staying in too powerful forms for too long will physically drain Person.
Moth Shapeshifting: Identical to Butterfly Shapeshifting, yet with any species of Moth instead.
Name: Ukrainian Ranger
Voice Color:
NavyGender: Male
Nationality: Indonesian/Dutch
Christopher Dearnley: +2 Organ Playing, +Portable Small Organ
2011 Indonesian Masters Grand Prix Gold: +2 Driving, +Race Car, +Race Car Outfit (Helmet and Jumpsuit), +Burnout
Lambert Jacobsz: +2 Painting, +2 Preaching, +Student of the Golden Age
Sydney Opera House (Civilization): Increases all cutural buffs and abilities +2. (Painting, Preaching and Organ Playing +4)
Radio (Civilization): +Radio, +2 Radio Communication, +Frequent Frequencies
Assets: Portable Small Organ, Race Car, Race Car Outfit, Radio, Snowsuit
Abilities: Burnout: Using his Race Car, at the cost of some Fire Damage to his his hands and feet, he can use the engine to set fire to whatever's behind the car, using the muffler.
Student of the Golden Age: By taking two turns instead of one, UR can create a Masterwork Painting. This painting will distract any enemy close to the painting for one turn.
Frequent Frequencies: Can automatically connect to any communicator at the cost of a single turn.
Name: "Lady" Porkins
Voice Color:
PinkGender: Female
Nationality: Russian
Kally Berard: +2 Gymnastics, +2 Diving, +2 Acting
Vladimir Grigorev: +2 Speed Skating, +Skates
Daniel Golebiewski: +2 Soccer, +Soccerball, +Soccer Uniform
Jedi Training: Trials of the Temple: +Plate of Cookies, +Jedi Training
Henri Rene Renault: +2 Politics
Assets: Skates, Soccerball, Soccer Uniform, Plate of Cookies, Snowsuit
Abilities: Jedi Training: Is trained in the ways of the Lightsaber and the Force. If she picks up a sword, she adapts a Lightsaber fighting style for a +1. If she finds a Lightsaber itself, she gets a +2 to Sword Fighting, and can use Force Push and Force Grip with no buffs.
Name: Digital Demon
Text Color:
MaroonGender: Male
Nationality: Maldivian
Samuel Batchelder: +2 Invention, +2 Writing
Faafu Atoll Hospital: +2 Medicine and Healing, +First Aid Kit
Kay Jorgansen: +2 Throwing, +Handball, +Aim For the Goal
Frisk (Undertale): +ACT, +2 Friendship and Understanding
SOUL Modes (Undertale): +PURPLE Soul Mode
Assets: First Aid Kit, Handball, Snowsuit
Abilities: Aim For the Goal: At the cost of a -1 to attack, Demon can direct his allies to an opponents head, allowing them to do to exclusively target it, while they also take -1 to attack.
ACT: Instead of fighting an enemy, Demon can use Friendship to convince his enemies to stop fighting him. He can also CHECK them to total up their buffs, debuffs, and who they are.
PURPLE Soul Mode: Can change into PURPLE Soul for a +2 to defense, at the cost of only being able to move a short distance, and only being able to sidestep.
Name: Hawk
Voice Color:
TealGender: Male
Nationality: Brazilian
Rene Llense: +2 Catching, +Return to Sender
Phelipe Rodrigues: +2 Swimming
Porsche 3512: +2 Repairs, +Wrench
Scribe Robe (Fallout 3): +2 Defense, +Hunting Revolver
Buffout (Fallout 4): +3 Bottles of Buffout
Assets: Wrench, Hunting Revolver (Double Action Scoped Revolver, 5/5, 2 Speed Reloaders of Reserve Ammo), 3 Bottles of Buffout (Gives +2 to Strength for 2 turns. Taking all 3 in 6 turns will lead to addiction, causing -2 to all rolls)
Abilities: Return to Sender: Anything thrown can not only be caught, but can be immediately thrown back at no buff or no debuff.
Name: NRDL
Voice Color:
BrownGender: Male
Nationality: Senagalese
Lee Albert Rubel: +2 Mathematics, +Calculation
Sadio Mane: +2 Soccer, +Soccer Ball
Alfred Cyril Curtis: +2 Firearms and Combat, +Sten, +Walther PP
Chitin Heavy Armor (Skyrim): +3 Defense, -1 Speed
Bravil Mages Guild (Oblivion): +2 Illusion Magic
Assets: Soccer Ball, Sten (Submachine Gun, 32/32, 2 Mags of Reserve Ammo), Walther PP (Semi-Auto Pistol, 8/8, [2 Mags of Reserve ammo), Chitin Heavy Armor (+3 Defense, -1 Speed), Snowsuit
Abilities: Calculation: NRDL can instantly solve most electronic locks, among other puzzles.
Illusion Magic: Can cast spells to Calm NPCs, cause NPCs to frenzy, and turn invisible at the cost of Magicka. (100/100)
Name: BiggerFish
Voice Color:
Black Glowing BlueGender: Male
Nationality: American
Estoloides Annulicornis: +Beetle Shapeshifting
Jack Elam: +2 Acting, +Six Shooter, +Quickdraw
1964-65 Boston Celtics Season: +2 American Football, +Football, +Football Helmet and Jersey
Minigun (Hitman): +Minigun
.54 Pistol (Hitman): +.54 Pistol
Assets: Six Shooter (Single Action Revolver, 6/6, 18 Rounds of Reserve Ammo), Football, Football Helmet and Jersey, Minigun (Fully Automatic Chaingun, 1,000/1,000, 1 Belt of Ammunition, -2 Speed), .54 Pistol (Semi Auto Pistol, 10/10, 2 Magazines of Reserve Ammo), Snowsuit
Abilities: Beetle Shapeshifting: Can shapeshift into any species of Beetle, though stronger forms can take a lot out him.
Quickdraw: Can fire 2 bullets in one turn with no debuffs with any Handgun.
Name: Ragenaut
Voice Color:
RedGender: Female
Nationality: Australian
Do You Know Where Your Man Is (Song): +2 Country Music, +Acoustic Guitar
Walter Bagot: +2 Building & Architecture
Ricardo Mestre: +2 Biking, +Road Worthy Bicycle, +Biking Traversement
Botany (SS13): +2 Botany, +Green Thumbed Miracle
Captain (SS13): +Captain's Uniform, Gloves, and Hat, +Energy Gun, +Captain's Golden ID Card
Assets: Acoustic Guitar, Road Worthy Bicycle, Captain's Uniform, Gloves, and Hat (+2 Defense), Energy Gun (Semi Auto Stun Gun/Laser Rifle, can switch between Stun Mode and Kill Mode. Kill Mode uses lethal Plasma) Captain's Golden ID Card, Snowsuit
Abilities: Biking Traversement: Can use his bike to traverse any terrain.
Green Thumbed Miracle: Can grow plants in any environment, in either dirt based or hydroponics based conditions.
Name: PirateJoe
Voice Color:
Normal Glowing RedGender: Male
Nationality: Ukrainian/Brazilian
Men's Team Sabre at the 2016 World Fencing Championships: +Rapier, +Sabre +2 Fencing
Pavlo Petrenko: +2 Politics and Law, +Fancy Politician's Suit
Pedro Barreto: +Fancy Violin, +2 Violinist
Rochelle (Left 4 Dead): +Depeche Mode Shirt, +M16 Assault Rifle, +Desert Eagle, +Pipe Bomb, +Medkit, +Adrenaline
The Charger (Left 4 Dead): +Charger's Wrath
Assets: Rapier, Sabre, Fancy Politician's Suit, Fancy Violin, Depeche Mode Shirt, M16 Assault Rifle (Fully Automatic Assault Rifle, 30/30, 2 Mags of Reserve Ammo), Desert Eagle (Semi Auto Pistol, 9/9, 2 Mags of Reserve Ammo, +2 Damage due to the sheer power of the Firearm), Pipe Bomb, Medkit, Adrenaline Shot, Snowsuit
Abilities: Charger's Wrath: When activated, PirateJoe taps into the power of the Charger. This allows him to charge forward and grab one character, while bowling over all the other characters close by. Once grabbed, Joe will slam the character into the ground, causing heavy damage, until either the victim die, or Joe is somehow unlatched from the victim. If Joe misses or let's go of the victim, then there is a 2 turn cooldown until it can be used again.
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