Chapter One: The Beginning
Match One: Deathmatch
Round 44: The Disgraced Alchemist
Parliament, Rwanda
Mid Morning, Clear Skies, Date: 7/19/2016
Beirus looks forward, the tears ceasing to fall as he formulates his response. Beirus responds to the voice with rightful questions, as he can't be bothered with this. "
The who? What Triad? Who are the other two members? And most importantly, why do I give a flying fuck?", he asks, waiting a few seconds for the voice to respond. Finally, the Operator says, "
...Fair
enough. You didn't read Astrid's tell all, so you don't know, okay. The one time I boast and the person doesn't know. My plans are just starting, so I'll just leave you lot alone for the moment. Just...watch your back, human.", before his voice disappears, the echoing words of the being giving Beirus a moment of quiet. Finally, Beirus figures out what he wants to kill PirateJoe. To do this, he combines his armor's tracker and Alkahestry to track PirateJoe. [8+2+2] Beirus immediately tracks PirateJoe to a boat on the way to Japan. With all of his extra power, he also knows where exactly Joe is on the boat and so, he attempts to use his Teleporter to pay PirateJoe a beating,
er, a visit...it's a beating. [10+2+2] Beirus
immediately transports himself there, no time wasted as he sees PirateJoe right in front of him...
Vladivostok, Russia
Mid Morning, Clear Skies, Date: 7/19/2016
The train of the Trans Serbian Railway pulls into a station in Vladivostok, many people rushing out as they run to the station. One person, the Wiki-Warrior PirateJoe, steps off relatively calmly. He dusts off his outfit before stepping into town, asking around for a boat to Japan. [7] He finds a small-medium trading boat between Vladivostok and Sendai, Miyagi, Japan. He tries to convince the men and women on the boat to let him go with them to Sendai, so he can grab transport to the Yatsugatake Mountains, to do...something. [8] They allow him to come aboard, and they take off at that moment, as PirateJoe caught them while they were loading up. As they leave, PirateJoe swears he can hear something in the air, but he dismisses it. While on the water, however, the buzzing sound in his ear begins to bother him. Finally, an Alchemic flash of light hits behind him, and, not knowing what that was, he slowly turns around to find someone who looks like Alphonse Elric with what looks like tear stains at the bottom of his helmet. Before PirateJoe can say anything, though, Beirus claps his hands together and tries to touch PirateJoe. [9+2+2 v 4] PirateJoe gets his outfit gripped by Beirus, and he seems confused until lighting bursts from his chest! As he looks in horror, he looks at his left hand to see his hand begin to turn to dust. Due to Beirus's power and grip, PirateJoe gets
one opportunity to escape before he gets transmuted and dies, and even then, his attempt to escape will be hindered. [4+2+2 v 8-2] Even though PirateJoe is close to escaping, his limbs begin to turn to dust and Beirus's Philosopher's Stone affected Alchemy is too strong. Even Beirus's grip is too strong. As the now red Alchemic Lightning dies out, PirateJoe's vision itself begins to turn to dust. As PirateJoe's body begins to walk backward, he stands in front of Beirus before saying, his words slightly muffled due to his throat turning to dust, "
W-wow. I guess this is the end of me...w-was it w-worth it?", before falling over back first. As soon as PirateJoe hits the ground, however, he doesn't leave a corpse, but he turns immediately to dust as soon as he hits the ground, his clothes being the only real part of the man left. Wind blows some of the dust away as Beirus collapses to his knees and clutches his head into his hands...
Beirus has turned PirateJoe into dust! Beirus gets:
Nothing! Since he was the last opponent, he doesn't get an article!----------------
BSN:
Hello, I'm Well Hu- what? That joke's been done? Uh...
Well, that's the end of the first match! ...Or it would be, but Beirus doesn't hasn't gotten a wish yet! That's because he's getting an Epilogue round, one where he gets his options, which he'll need because I'm actually going to change the wishes slightly to something I like better, and a part two where the wish gets granted! After the part two of the 1st Finale, I'm going to ask you guys a question about what I should do in between, but don't answer yet, because it's not here yet!
...I feel like I'm forgetting something...Oh, right, PirateJoe. You know what, just gonna ask. Do you want to waitlist, because like everyone here, I would be very happy to!-----------
...What? Is the sheet really necessary? Beirus just won! ...Yes, I am a snarky piece of crap, why do you ask?