Match 1: Deathmatch
Round 2: From Bad to Worse
Muqur District, Badghis, Afghanistan
7:36 PM, Sunny Weather
Hawk begins writing his Deadly Epic about how Muqur was destroyed by a legion of Meteors, adding in the caveat that around a fourth of them target exclusively Musicians. (1) Suddenly, the library rocks due to Gale Force Winds the tornadoes are putting off, causing Hawk's papers to fly away from him! They float out the door, only for several of them to get visibly shredded.
Speaking of Shredding, PirateJoe attempts more destruction, while playing a sick guitar solo! (Guitar: 1+1) He plays a terrible riff, before slinging the guitar back over his back. Then, with several gestures and an incantation spoken in several languages, some of which haven't been heard by human ears in millennia, he attempts to use more Wind Magic to summon more Tornadoes! (10+1) He summons at least 11, and at most
13 tornadoes that ransack several locations! They hit (3) 3 separate Wiki Warriors, doing variable amounts of damage.
(3 v 2) One of the tornadoes attacks Birdy51, and the Beatles! A piece of debris from the tornadoes hits Birdy in the broken kneecap, doing quite a bit more damage.
(7 v 9) Then, a couple more hit UR's location, but they dodge through the hostile winds, back towards Birdy, who is in heavy amounts of pain, screaming out a bloodcurdling yell that even reaches the Charon Channel Helicopter!
(4 v 4) Finally, the majority of the Tornadoes attempt to hit the house where TCM, Beirus, Brother Aswell, a family of 4, and the injured TheBiggerFish are at. However, in what seems like a miracle, the tornadoes actually hit eachother, and then dissipate.
Birdy, formulating their plan of escape, puts it into action. He gives George his guitar, with the instruction to use Magic to destroy the tornadoes. George actually tries this right then and there, despite the consensus that Ringo is the weird one, (7) And it actually works to destroy the tornadoes! Or at least the ones near them and UR. Then, per his instructions, John and Paul carry him into a nearby house, or were about to if they weren't interrupted by Ringo's job...
...Of blocking UR's attack! (6 v 10) UR attempts several kicks, only for Ringo to dodge them, and then attempt strikes of his own! (2 v 6) He attempts several high grade martial arts moves, only for UR to Indiana Jones him, and just punch him, knocking Ringo out cold. Seeing their downed Beatle, they sprint forward, throwing Birdy into a house and lock the door, before preparing to fight back against UR.
DigitalDemon attempts to find a large body of Water, though the only two things he can get to in a village like this is the local well, and the giant friggin' tornado. Decided to, you know, live, he goes toward the well, jumps inside. This'll provide some cover.
"
Listen, Miss, I can help you and your children. I know that nature is against us, and I know that human beings are causing it. But, I need a question answered before I can help. Do you know where the Comic Books are?", asks NRDL. (10) The Mother leads NRDL to her children's bedroom, which, to his shock and glee, is filled with several comic books. Two Comics that stand out are
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/JLA:_Year_One_Vol_1_8 and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man:_One_More_Day. NRDL looks at these, and the maybe hundreds more in the room, and ponders which one to take.
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It is good to see you, also, Brother Aswell. But I do not think that we have the ability to stop this weather. Would you join me in petitioning our Lord and God for assistance in this matter?" Aswell does a quick nod, and the two of them pray in an attempt to stop this matter once and for all. (3 v 6) With PirateJoe, after seeing the chaos he has done, he is suddenly spooked by a bolt of lightning hitting a tree nearby, but it otherwise does nothing. Shaking his head, he brings out the guitar again.
After getting shot in the stomach by Jess Warner and having freak weather nearly kill him, TheBiggerFish could have had a better day. He shapeshifts into a Beetle, not a Beatle we already have 4 of them, and a 44. Magnum round falls out of his stomach. He shapeshifts back into Human form, only to see he's still bleeding. Though it is light bleeding, he still might want bandaging.
Ardent sprints forward toward the tallest building in town, and prepares to make a grand speech to rally the people into killing the competition. (
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Good townspeople of this sleepy village in Muqur. I ask one thing. Why? Why are you in your homes, worrying more about self-preservation that stopping the people killing your families! Your friends! The people who love and care about you, and who you love and care about right back! NO MORE! I, Ardent Debater, will not stand for unnecessary death any longer! Townspeople, join me in ending the lives of those who are ending lives right now! WHO'S WITH ME!? " The Townspeople burst out of their homes, cheering in applause. They rush into the building, which happens to be a workshop area, and they begin crafting Pitchforks, Knives, and other assorted weaponry, all in the name of ending this conflict.
TCM begins talking to the family of 4 inside the house commandeered by him, Beirus, and Aswell (BiggerFish is still outside, near the door). He then asks "
Good sir, madam. I have a favor I must ask of you. We need to commandeer any vehicle you have. A rickshaw, a car, a boat, a $40,000 dollar segway, anything we can use to get back to Rwanda, so that I may raise my levies, and help save this village from those who shall be destroyed. In return, I shall give you $10,000 USD to be converted into local currency, what do you say?" (7) The Man in the house says "We do have something like that. We have a boat that was stolen by local Piracy groups. It runs on an engine, but I have the keys. We don't need money, sir. We want to live." He hands TCM the keys, but right before he leaves, a large mustachioed man with a Guitar and his left leg bent into ways thought impossible bursts through the door, John Lennon and Paul McCartney closing and locking the door before turning their attention away.
Speaking of, the 2 Beatles who aren't unconscious or stunned at the fact that a Guitar can stop tornadoes turn back to face UR. (9 v 1) John Lennon goes first, dashing forward and smashing his knee directly into UR's ribs, shattering them. UR collapses, and begins coughing up blood. Then, Paul comes in, (4 v 9) and springs a kick forward, only for UR to grab it and throw him down, before attempting to fight back. (7-1 (Injuries) v 10) Paul headbutts UR, before sending a kick into their chest, causing further damage. UR falls over, limp and injured. They are unconscious, and their injuries are quite severe. Whether or not they'll survive after next turn is unknown. It all comes down to the luck of the draw.
The Townspeople under Ardent begins forging and crafting weapons to defend against the other Wiki-Warriors. (10) They create legions of Swords, Axes, Maces, and a slew of other Masterwork weaponry! All they have to do is be given the word.
Back in the helicopter, we get a glimpse into what's happening. "
Jess, I don't think shooting one of the contestants is going to work out in the long run." "
Shut up, Jaws. No one interrupts me, and gets away with it!" "
You know, I think you may be a psychopath..."
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Name: PirateJoe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1956_tornado_outbreak: +1 Wind Magic, +Tornados of Fear
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Moates: +1 Baseball, +Baseball, +Baseball Bat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Dewar: +Full Leather Armor, +1 Leatherworking
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narita_%28album%29: +1 Metal, +Electric Guitar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationalist_Party_of_the_Valencian_Country: +2 Politics
Assets: Baseball, Baseball Bat, Leather Armor (helmet, chestplate, leggings, greaves, gloves), Electric Guitar
Abilities: Tornadoes of Fear: Able to summon Large Tornadoes to attack enemies.
Name: Ukrainian Ranger
Injuries: Shattered Ribs, Internal Bleeding (Severe), Unconscious
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nubreed_006: +2 Disk Jockey, +Turntables
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilote_School_of_Religious_Imagery: +2 Painting, +Painting Equipment, +Christian Commencement
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Valley: +2 Banking and Money Making
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%98rjan_L%C3%B8vdal: +1 Ice Hockey, +Hockey Uniform, +Hockey Stick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katarina_Barun-%C5%A0u%C5%A1njar: +2 Volleyballing, +Volleyball
Assets: Turntables, Painting Equipment, Hockey Uniform, Hockey Stick (destroyed), Volleyball
Abilities: Christian Commencement: Can travel into Paintings, but only paintings depicting events and people from the Bible
Name: Ardent Debater
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoplias_malabaricus: +My Home, the Ocean
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2807_Karl_Marx: +2 Astronomy, +Telescope, +Asteroid Landing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Riley: +2 Running
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukitoshi_Hori: +Energy Absorbing Palm Devices
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_G%C3%B6tting: +2 Politics, +1 Democratic Decisions
Assets: Energy Absorbing Palm Devices, Telescope
Abilities: My Home, the Ocean: Can turn into Hoplias Malabaricus/the Wolf Fish when in water, allowing for water breathing
Asteroid Landing: If the player spots an Asteroid, they can pull it down to Earth as a Meteor
Energy Absorbing Palm Devices: Can absorb enemies' energy to heal wounds, and if they gather enough, they can use Energy Based Eye Beams.
Allies: Townspeople (40 People, Masterwork Weaponry)
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((OOC: I might not be able to post for the next two to three days, if you want to NPC my character until then, go ahead.))
Alright, thanks for the heads up, I'll make sure to auto you, man.
In my experience, if people want to waitlist after they die (which will likely be at least half) they will likely be eager to inform you themselves.
That makes a lot of sense, thanks TCM.
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