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Decided to start a poll about it. Do you guys want intermissions, with both backstories and the events after a Chapter?

Yes. Backstories about our characters, which may answer questions? Seeing the world after the destructive chapters? Yes, please!
- 2 (40%)
Nah. We should just start Chapter 2/3/5/291, and put background info in the Chapter itself.
- 0 (0%)
Why ask, Greatness? It's your game, if you want this sort of thing, just do it already.
- 3 (60%)

Total Members Voted: 5

Voting closed: July 20, 2016, 05:13:00 pm


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Author Topic: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm  (Read 148531 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #195 on: April 22, 2016, 10:45:51 pm »

((Are the timezones actually the same???))

Wonder about the living Beatles.

...Also, land the helicopter.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #196 on: April 22, 2016, 11:00:10 pm »

@TheBiggerFish: Not really, no. I might make it so that the time zones are accurate next round, or just specifying what Time Zone it is, and having 7:40 or whenever being under a general approximation.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #197 on: April 22, 2016, 11:11:41 pm »

"Then it is settled."

Come to an agreement where I remain King for the next seven years and retain power of the military while the President handles other domestic affairs. Use the president to my advantage, he'll handle the country while I work on dealing with the Wiki-Warriors.

As commander of the military, tell me top officers to begin recruiting the best soldiers from all regiments in a highly selective process. I want to create two 20-man teams specializing in stealth and efficient assassination to take out my competition.

Find a single Princess or Queen to arrange a Royal Marriage with to strengthen the power of Rwanda.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #198 on: April 22, 2016, 11:37:31 pm »

See if Brother Aswell can write a letter to ask for assistance from the Vatican. Or if he can try to become a Cardinal. And maybe eventually Pope. Continue training the Soccer and Bobsled teams.
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Greatness942

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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #199 on: April 23, 2016, 06:24:46 am »

((I just realized I forgot Hawk's +1 bonus again! Since he's not in combat, I'll alter the turn to compensate.))
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #200 on: April 23, 2016, 08:30:28 am »

((I guess that a +1 to writing is less memorable than a +1 to anything that relates to fighting. Also, question. Does the exoskeleton do anything to enhance my strength? Just so that I know how big of a gun (or guns) I can carry.))

Finish the book. Once the changes in reality have been made, inspect the armory.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #201 on: April 23, 2016, 02:41:39 pm »

@Hawk: I was thinking of the Exoskeleton from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. It enhances your strength, and you may be able to acquire upgrades later on.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #202 on: April 23, 2016, 11:32:20 pm »

Damn. Gotta get some better cover.

Do a sick-nasty roll back into the house, before ordering the Ice Golem to try again. If he succeeds, create more Ice Golems with the blood of my enemies.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #203 on: April 23, 2016, 11:33:36 pm »

MOAR STABBIN' AND CUTTIN' ON NRDL!
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #204 on: April 24, 2016, 04:00:15 pm »

Attempt to stem bleeding.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #205 on: April 24, 2016, 07:33:23 pm »

wait a little bit then sneak behind demon and shot him in the head after saying "Dodge this."
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #206 on: April 24, 2016, 07:36:11 pm »

Alright, the next turn will come soon.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #207 on: April 24, 2016, 11:26:47 pm »

Match 1: Deathmatch
Round 12: The Storm
Parliament, Rwanda
7:41 PM (in Central Standard Time), Sunny Weather, July 18th, 2016

"Then, our deal is settled, I must ask if I can be allowed to be King through the next presidency? It will be easier on both of us if that's the case. You can be the politician. I can be the force to be reckoned with." asks TCM, current King of Rwanda. President Arendse, thinking it over, then says "That can be arranged. You will therefore remain King until my successor leaves office. Glad we could have this discussion.". The two then shake hands, and TCM walks out. He then races over to a nearby barracks, and prepares his rigorous training process, for two 20 man assassination teams. (5) Already showing some promise, it will take a bit more time to find a suitable team. He then sends his men to find a local princess or queen. (5) They discover that there is a Princess hiding out in Morocco, but why she is hiding no one knows...

"Cardinal?! You want me to write to the Vatican so that I may become a Cardinal, for some convoluted plan of yours that also involves me becoming Pope? ...Alright, sure, why not?" says Aswell, as he then sits down and begins writing a letter straight to the Vatican. (2) Through his nervousness, his hand slips and the letter eventually has several spelling mistakes, messy handwriting, and it's also on the ground. Beirus speaks up, saying "...Good luck with that friend. I have the Olympics to win!". Beirus then goes back to the sports room to continue the training. (4) Training goes slightly poorer this time, as they seem to have gotten heavier weights from somewhere. "Oh my God, haha! It's hilarious just how not being in one location for just 1 minute's got me doing things. Pfft, hahaha!"...

Essex, United Kingdom
7:41 PM (In Central Standard Time), Overcast, July 18th, 2016

As BiggerFish gears up for a landing, he then proceeds to ask, "Hey, John and George? I thought you two died. So, what's up?" John Lennon and George Harrison look at eachother, before John speaks. "Well, it's Magic, yeah? That's how we were summoned, so maybe it just pulled us through?" Accepting this explanation, BiggerFish lands the Chopper at an Airport, where they get off into Central Essex.

Sleepy Village, Muqur District, Badghis, Afghanistan
7:41 PM (In Central Standard Time), Overcast, July 18th, 2016

DigitalDemon does the sickest roll he can to hide behind a plank of wood. He then uses his Water God Powers to order the Blood-Ice Golem to kill the Rwandan Military. (4 v 6) The Soldiers dodge, before firing on the Golem again. (5 v 7) However, the Soldiers miss, so they run off to formulate a plan inside of a building.

DigitalDemon hides behind the couch, and begins a monologue. "Look at these cowards. They don't want to fight, they want to live, and I-" The click of a handgun's safety disabling interrupts him, turning around to see PirateJoe aiming his Makarov at his head. "Dodge this, mate." (10+2 (Point Blank Bonus) v 6) Before Digital can do anything, a bullet passes through his brain, blood spattering on the wall behind him. While he falls, he swears he hears a voice in his head. "Just as those before. You. Are. Mine. Now." The last thing DigitalDemon sees is the Silhouetted Human with purple eyes he saw in the house...
PirateJoe got a critical headshot on DigitalDemon! PirateJoe gets:
http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/TAR-21: +Tavor (Bullpup Assault Rifle) (30/30) +2 Magazines of Reserve Ammo

Ardent suddenly realizes that NRDL hasn't died yet, and attempts to finish the job. He charges his laser beams, and attempts to finish him off. (6 v 8-2) NRDL suddenly rolls out of the way, before dashing out the door in an attempt to live!

NRDL runs into a house, and attempts to stem his bleeding to survive. (8-2) He manages to get it to Moderate Bleeding, and so has more time to keep the fight going.

Hawk, in his decked out Exoskeleton, continues to write the biographical novel. (5+1) He finishes it, and it's a good improvement. Not the best book ever, but still fantastic. Hawk goes into the Cellar to find it decked out in firearms. Realizing his upgraded strength, he picks out 3 guns from the rack. The https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RPD_machine_gun, the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sten, and the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thompson_submachine_gun...


The Ice Golem, after it's master dies, begins to crumble and melt...

The Rwandan Military holds for a second, before making their way back to the house, where they see Demon's death. Knowing what happened with the Golem melting, they hold their fire.

The remaining Militia sneak back to the front of the Library, where they stay put outside of the door...
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Before I get to the sheets, I thought I'd explain DigitalDemon's death. I don't know how to explain my exact reasoning, but what I was thinking was a combination of a critical hit roll, and realistic damage. Demon got shot point blank in the head, and PirateJoe got above 10 when I rolled, due to a point blank bonus. If you think that's unfair, I do apologize, and if you want back on the Waitlist, Demon, I'll go ahead and put you on.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #208 on: April 24, 2016, 11:35:52 pm »

Tear up some of my clothes, make some bandages, completely stop the bleeding.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #209 on: April 25, 2016, 01:47:34 am »

get a far away from the village and then make a massive tornado and send it in the village's direction,then leave wandering about looking for a vehicle of sorts.
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