((I wanted to make this a prefence instead: I no longer have any intention of rushing this Chapter. So, no Instagib, no heading to Chapter V early. I realized it when someone got killed off on their own turn, and I suddenly felt like I was having fun writing this up. So, enjoy.))
Chapter IV-2: Duel of the Runner UpsTeam DeathmatchPart III: Scary Monsters and Nice High-HeelsChapala, Jalisco, MexicoMidday, Sunny, 7/23/2016 As the rats scurry their way towards Fallacy and The Butcher, panic begins to set in. These rats are hungry for blood, and there is no telling whether or not they are diseased. So, thinking on his feet, he attempts his summoning power on getting the high heels of one Carmen Sandiego. [7] Before they can get there, The Butcher stands before him, arms crossed. A bright white flash brings with it the insanely fashionable jet fuel-using high heels (
They were purple? I think?), and so Fallacy slips them on. [4] Unfortunately, purple isn't his color.
Doesn't affect anything besides his mood, of course. Shrugging, Fallacy rushes to the window, and leaps out of it, clicking his heels in mid-air. [6] They activate well-enough, and so Fallacy heads to Failbird's location. When over him, he waves his hands [4] and summons the Batmobile. But in spite of the logic of how his power works, he still somehow gave Failbird the Batmobile from Batman and Robin instead of Justice League: Unlimited. How?
Stop thinking so hard. It'll make your brain hurt.With an annoyed sneer, Dolosus looks away from the crumpled British soldier and the Swedish Wiki-Warrior aiding him, and yells to Pirate Joe "
You mind knocking that off? I'd ask you to shoot yourself, but you'd probably still miss!". With that said, he backs up, and then kicks the side of the elephant, hoping to spook it into charging them. [1+2 (Animal Training)] However, the elephant doesn't seem willing to budge at all. Dolosus can hear it's stomach rumble, and the elephant makes a little moan of hunger, indicating that it doesn't want to charge on an empty stomach.
"
S-Sir! Ah!" screams Michael, squirming in pain against the wall as Dolosus death glares them from across the street. Furious, Person stands up, and wraps his hands around his Zwei Fasser, prepared to kill. [3+2 v 5] Walking with a smirk hiding sheer rage, Person aims up and fires into the elephant's head. While it doesn't kill the elephant, pellets do slams through it, sending the elephant into a pain-filled shock. [9+2 (Animal Training)] And yet, not only does Dolosus manage to calm it with scratches to the ear and gentle whispers, but now it feels proper motivated to charge Person. [1 v 1] Proper motivation, however, does not mean they are capable of charging effectively. In it's pain, the elephant instead trips on it's own feet, crashing onto it's side on the ground. Person pre-emptively leaps away, thus looking like an idiot as he lands face-first on the asphalt for nothing.
Clutching his sword tightly in his hand, GigaGiant gets pumped up and rushes up the stairs, arriving just in time to see Fallacy jump out the window. With a groan, GigaGiant simply raises his shield as The Butcher makes his way up.
"
Okay, how does this work?" NRDL asks, summoning forth his fighting spirit, "
Erm, is it a Stand with a body? Shouldn't there be some sort of punchy-ghost, or-HNRK?!" Suddenly, he can feel his body twist and contort. His skin feels scalier, claws burst from his fingers, his teeth grow sharper, and soon, he completely transmutes. He becomes a
Deinonychus antirrhopus, his sickle claw tapping the wood floor, and immediately rushes up the stairs. With his agility, he instead decides to leap for Fallacy of Urist, flying out of the window. [3+2 (Deinonychus Agility)] He makes it to a neighboring rooftop, close to where Fallacy is hovering with the Batmobile. Leaping again [6+2], he manages to make the distance. [10 v 5] With a hard bite, he sinks his teeth into Fallacy's shoulder, spilling blood and pain away from him. With a gasp, Fallacy begins frantically flying. [3-2 (Distracted with Pain)] He is unable to stay up, and they begin crashing. [10] [7] Knowing what's going to happen, Fallacy properly braces himself, while NRDL heads towards the ground without protection. Fallacy rolls into it, staying unharmed from the fall, which crushing the crashed NRDL [10 v 7], snapping his ribs under the pressure.
With a groan, PirateJoe looks away in contemplation, only to turn back as Failbird drives quickly towards his Batmobile. "
Actually, If you get the chance and this works, instead of disabling the breaks on his car, beat the crap out of him, or distract him. Your choice." Gaining the idea, Joe activates his bullet time, and leads the bullet ahead of the tire. [4] The bullet slams into the rubber, throwing off Failbird. In spite of that, he
can still regain control. [9] And he manages to come to a stop just in time to be next to the Batmobile. Joe's hands begin shaking in anger.
Failbird takes a deep breath before hurriedly rushing towards his Batmobile.
The rats charge towards the Butcher, their teeth bared. [8 v 7] They begin nibbling on his ankles, but The Butcher doesn't seem to care. He walks towards GigaGiant, summoning a sausage as a bat. [4 v 10] Swinging, he suddenly hits the shield, throwing him off enough for GigaGiant to retaliate. [9 v 7] He swings, slashing through his cheek, spilling his blood on the rat.
Michael Esping, breathing hard in pain, reloads his musket.
BSN:
So, that was a thing. LET'S DO THIS!
Name: Fallacy of Urist
Team:
Anti-HerzogVoice Color:
GreenGender: Male
Nationality: Norwegian/Italian
Injuries: Shoulder Wound (Light Bleeding)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trondheim: +2 Pillaging, +Ally: Viking, +Viking Armor, +Axe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeA_Kids: +Ability: Kid's Cartoon Block
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_It_Together_(James_Brown_song): +2 R&B
http://dishonored.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Bolts: +
Wristbow, +Explosive Bolts, +2 Attacks (When In Stealth)
http://dishonored.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Charms: +Ability: Bone Charm: Bird of Prey
Assets: Viking Armor (Helmet, Chestplate, Greaves, Leggings), Axe, Wristbow, Explosive Bolts, Lexcorp Powered Gauntlet (Plasma-Based Energy Blaster. 98/100, Short Reload. No Magazines;Overheating), Green Lantern Power Ring, Carmen Sandiego's High Heels
Abilities: Kid's Cartoon Block: Any show featured in the article can have characters and items summoned to the real world.
Bone Charm: Bird of Prey: Drop Assassinations heal some wounds.
Allies: The Butcher
Name: Dolosus Doleus
Team:
Anti-HerzogVoice Color:
MaroonGender: Male
Nationality: Italian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Chipperfield: +2 Animal Training, +Whip, +Ally: Circus Elephant
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castellamonte: +2 Architect
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_House_of_Representatives_elections_in_Mississippi,_2006: +2 Politics, +Ally:
Bennie Thompsonhttp://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/King%27s_Row: +Ability: Anti-Omnic Sentiment
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Katya_Volskaya: +1 Damage against Synthetics
Assets: Whip
Abilities: Anti-Omnic Sentiment: Does a +2 to Attack rolls against robots, cyborgs, H.Is, or any other synthetic Warrior, Ally, NPC, or even environmental element.
Allies: Circus Elephant (Dazed, Bleeding), Bennie Thompson (Briefcase)
Name: GigaGiant
Team:
Pro-HerzogVoice Color:
Brown glowing BeigeGender: Male
Nationality: Scotland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingmar_Zahorsky: +2 Photojournalism, +Camera, +Ability: I Can Cover Wars, Too!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NESTRANS: +2 Travel, +Car
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Patience_of_the_Spider: +2 Detective Work
http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Distant_Nebula: +Ability: Triforce of the Gods
http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Four_Knights_of_the_Cobble_Kingdom: +2 Physical Strength
Assets: Camera, Car, Viking Sword, Viking Shield
Abilities: I Can Cover Wars, Too!: Can pick up specific physical moves by capturing photos of them in action.
Triforce of the Gods: By praying to a specific altar dedicated to Din, Farore, and Nayru, GigaGiant gains a +2 to his next action, and a +1 to the action after that.
Name: Captain Person
Team:
Pro-HerzogVoice Color:
SilverGender: Male
Nationality: Swedish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Torrence%27s_Tavern: +2 Military Tactics, +Musket, +British Army Uniform, +Ally: Revolutionary War-era British Soldier
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micael_Bydén: +2 Firearms
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johanngeorgenstadt: +2 Mining, +Pickaxe, +Shovel
http://reddead.wikia.com/wiki/Zwei_Fasser: +"Zwei Fasser" Double Barreled Shotgun
http://reddead.wikia.com/wiki/Sheep_Meat: +Sheep Meat, +Ability: Meat From A Sheep
Assets: Musket (Single Shot Rifle. 0/1, Long Reload. Comes with 30 extra rounds and a bayonet), British Army Uniform, Pickaxe (Wielded by GigaGiant), Shovel, "Zwei Fasser" (Double Barreled Shotgun. 0/2, Short Reload. Comes with 12 shells), Sheep Meat
Abilities: Meat From A Sheep: Can be sold for a high price, or eaten to heal some wounds
Allies: Revolutionary War-era British Solder (Name: Michael Esping, British Army Uniform, Musket w/ Bayonet. Injuries: Broken Legs)
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