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Decided to start a poll about it. Do you guys want intermissions, with both backstories and the events after a Chapter?

Yes. Backstories about our characters, which may answer questions? Seeing the world after the destructive chapters? Yes, please!
- 2 (40%)
Nah. We should just start Chapter 2/3/5/291, and put background info in the Chapter itself.
- 0 (0%)
Why ask, Greatness? It's your game, if you want this sort of thing, just do it already.
- 3 (60%)

Total Members Voted: 5

Voting closed: July 20, 2016, 05:13:00 pm


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Author Topic: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm  (Read 148556 times)

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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #150 on: April 11, 2016, 09:06:17 pm »

The King smiles for once. "Yes it is I, in the flesh!"

Wave down the helicopter and let Beirus board it is as well, in addition to any surrounding allies. If anyone tries to stop this, point them out to the Rwandan guards and let them use their weaponry to the best of their ability. Once this is all finished, begin flying back to Rwanda.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #151 on: April 11, 2016, 10:36:59 pm »

Oh crap. Military.

Stay in the house for cover, and snipe the Rwandan soldiers from afar with the Icicle gun.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #152 on: April 12, 2016, 10:56:06 am »

Go find a safe place and being writing a novel about the current events. Include a plot twist in which I am actually an alien sent to Earth to ascertain if the Earthlings are worthy of being inducted into the galactic community. An attack upon me means declaring war upon the universe. That means that my comrades who totally have been cloaked in orbit for years are going to begin attacking all major cities on Earth. Also, they're going to send me a highly advanced suit of power armor to ensure my survival.

((I originally wanted to only get power armor, but I decided that the future could use some more chaos from me. You're welcome, Greatness.))
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #153 on: April 12, 2016, 11:34:46 am »

((Would like to join. If i could join next round that would be awesome))
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #154 on: April 12, 2016, 02:55:31 pm »

Kick Knives head like a penalty shot while Aswell continues fighting Basher.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #155 on: April 12, 2016, 04:56:53 pm »

@LordPorkins: You're now Waitlisted, but you can't join the current game. There's no respawns, meaning no one can join midgame. You can be in the next match, though. Seeing as everyone currently has one life, it shouldn't be too long, right?

@Hawk: Whoa. Okay, that is what I would call Awesome.

The Next Turn won't be until later tonight. I have some things to do.

EDIT: Crap, I forgot Ardent! We'll do the turn after they post.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2016, 11:26:44 pm by Greatness942 »
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #156 on: April 13, 2016, 10:18:31 am »

Ardent and the Townsfolk do their best to slay NRDL, Ardent attempts to absorb NRDL's Energy with his Palm Absorbing Devices!

"WAAAGH!!!"

((OOC: Sorry everybody.))
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #157 on: April 13, 2016, 06:36:47 pm »

@Ardent: It's all good, man.

New turn coming soon. For real this time. Maybe.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #158 on: April 14, 2016, 01:41:17 am »

Match 1: Deathmatch
Round 8: The Rwandan Military
Muqur District, Badghis, Afghanistan
7:20 PM, Sunny Weather

Fish, in the presence of the Operator, stands tall, and speaks again in a calm voice. "Ah, I thought you were, you know, the guy you're borrowing...So I guess we can hang around until whenever and save Ringo, right?  We're already pretty close to the right when...There's no paradox about that, right?" "Yeah, you'll save Ringo, thus altering what is already in the past for your enemies...which will alter the present...which will cause a paradox due to the alterations in the timeline...and if you really want to get technical there's the possibility of a Stable Time Loop...wait a minute." (8) "Sure, go ahead. I wanna see how you die-I mean, how you save Ringo.". With a nod, BiggerFish and the Beatles pile in and return to around 10 minutes later. (7) They rush in through the timeline and the Meteors dropping at the time. They rush back to Ringo, and pick him up. (6 v 10) The Meteor that killed Ringo in the original timeline misses, but (3), as predicted, the timeline begins collapsing, trying to rectify the survival of someone who should, by all means, be dead. The Meteors that missed the Beatles earlier charge at them, (10) but BiggerFish dashes through them, and time travels to the current time, ready to ride...

Kazakhstan
7:39 PM, Slightly Overcast

As PirateJoe exits the operating room in the Kazakhstan hospital, he begins asking around to find an armory or Military Base. (8) Dr. Garriev and a few nurses direct him to a base built by the Soviet Union in 1971. (2) It was cleaned out of the majority of firearms, but there may be some guns left behind. Thanking Dr. Garriev, he runs off toward the base.

Muqur District, Badghis, Afghanistan
7:39 PM, Sunny Weather, Getting Overcast

The SPAS-12 wielding soldiers charge toward Knives and Basher, who were attacking the King and his Royal Guard. (9 v 5) Several bullets hit Knives' body, leading to several wounds and heavy bleeding, before the soldiers give a signal. (2 v 6) The Barrett 50. Cal Soldier misses his shot, however. Basher tries to run, but Aswell runs after him. TCM wakes up to see a soldier offering a hand to his King. While groggy, TCM waves down the helicopter, offering seats to Beirus and Asw-oh wait, he's chasing Basher.

Beirus likes the idea, but first...(6+3 v 6) Beirus charges forth, and kicks Knives, concussing him and knocking him out. Aswell attempts to stab forward to take down Basher. (8 v 7) Stabbing forward, Basher's right leg is stabbed, knocking him down. Aswell then attempts to execute the fallen Basher. (1 v 4) But, Aswell cannot bring himself to kill Basher, instead running toward the Helicopter, with the Royal Guard piling in. It'll take only the King's word to lift off.

DigitalDemon, noticing a military presence in the town, aims his Ice Gun at the Barrett Soldier. (1 v 8) However, the Ice Gun dismantles spontaneously, and the noise of it breaking alerts the sniper to Demon. (2 v 2) Demon suddenly dives behind cover as the bullet whizzes past.

NRDL attempts to use the Speedforce to snap Ardent's neck. (6 v 3) While no death ensues, Ardent is Speedforce kicked in the head, stunning him.

Ardent tries to give the signal to bring the Militia to him, but the stun shocks him into an almost suicidal charge at NRDL, Palm Devices at the ready. (8 v 5) Taking NRDL's face into his palm, he begins to absorb NRDL's energy. NRDL attempts to resist the attack, (6 v 6) but they are stuck at a standstill, energy still being absorbed. (70% Energy Absorbed)

Hawk sprints forward before stumbling upon a cellar. Hiding inside, he begins writing his Alien Plot Twist novel. (4+1) He manages to finish quite a few pages, around 60 pages, before being interrupted by a voice, calling out. "God, man. I don't know what's worse. That fact that this book is good enough to sell, and you're not selling it, or the fact that the only reason you haven't finished is because of me. Whatever, I'll leave you to it.".


The Rwandan Sniper, callsign "Hawkeye", takes aim at DigitalDemon, and fires again. (3 v 1) A bullet passes through Demon's cover, grazing Demon's leg.
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Alright, I'm gonna clarify some things I was thinking about.

Bleeding: No Bleeding: Um, it's not bleeding?

Light Bleeding: Not bleeding that much. Will progress into Not Bleeding with time.

Moderate Bleeding: Bleeding quite a bit. Has a "Grace Period" before the bleeding out countdown starts. Once it runs down, you go unconscious and have a few turns before you die of blood loss.

Heavy Bleeding: Bleeding Out starts immediately. Once it runs out, you go unconscious and only have 1 turn before death.

Time: 2 Turns equal 1 minute. In Match 2, I'll change it to 1 turn being equal to 5 minutes.

If I should change any of these, go ahead and tell me. Thanks!
« Last Edit: April 14, 2016, 02:20:01 am by Greatness942 »
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #159 on: April 14, 2016, 03:39:31 am »

Gouge Ardent's eyes and then start vibrating really really fast.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #160 on: April 14, 2016, 04:59:43 am »

Well it's not not a stable time loop if Ringo still vanished, innit?  We were already there stealing Ringo out from under the meteors.  This totally happened.

After all, the line was

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As they run off, they don't even notice Ringo's corpse flying away from the battlefield, whilst also on fire.

which means nobody saw it which means it can have not happened!  But still!  To Abbey Road!  It's Beatles Reunion Tour time!
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #161 on: April 14, 2016, 05:38:13 am »

@BiggerFish: You have a point. A very good point.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #162 on: April 14, 2016, 12:38:50 pm »

"I might sell it. You just gotta wait until the aliens finish conquering the Earth, though."

I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens. In other words - work must continue.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #163 on: April 14, 2016, 02:13:06 pm »

Dammit. Let's try.....

Attempt to manipulate the water inside the Rwandan sniper's body, forcing it to expel out of him at extremely high pressure. If this works, turn the watrr into a giant ice cube, and then throw it at the other snipers.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #164 on: April 14, 2016, 02:22:23 pm »

Go to the U.S.S.R army base and dig around looking for weapons and Armour.
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