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Decided to start a poll about it. Do you guys want intermissions, with both backstories and the events after a Chapter?

Yes. Backstories about our characters, which may answer questions? Seeing the world after the destructive chapters? Yes, please!
- 2 (40%)
Nah. We should just start Chapter 2/3/5/291, and put background info in the Chapter itself.
- 0 (0%)
Why ask, Greatness? It's your game, if you want this sort of thing, just do it already.
- 3 (60%)

Total Members Voted: 5

Voting closed: July 20, 2016, 05:13:00 pm


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Author Topic: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm  (Read 148574 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #135 on: April 10, 2016, 10:17:15 pm »

"Oh.  Hi.  Uh, please don't shoot me or otherwise murdercate me?

I just want to re-reunite the Beatles, then I'll get out of your metaphorical hair.

Why do you sound different than you?"
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #136 on: April 10, 2016, 10:33:25 pm »

Wait to be healed.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #137 on: April 10, 2016, 11:00:06 pm »

Well, desperate times call for desperate measures! Grab the coffee maker, and turn any liquid inside it into an ice gun. If there is not liquid inside it, grab the drawing, and fold it to make a paper shuriken.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #138 on: April 11, 2016, 12:32:56 am »

Continue hiding and waiting for helicopter.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #139 on: April 11, 2016, 06:08:01 am »

Spin my arms really really fast, creating tornado blasts to get rid of all these bastards.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #140 on: April 11, 2016, 09:13:11 am »

"Dangit."

Ardent and all of the Townsfolk try to kill the Wiki Warriors, Ardent uses his Energy Absorbing Palm Devices.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #141 on: April 11, 2016, 10:11:14 am »

Abscond with a pile of paper and a pen or two (or lots) while the others are distracted by NRDL making tornadoes.

((Also, why didn't I Mantis Storm anyone? Or does Bullet Storm only work with guns?))
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #142 on: April 11, 2016, 10:19:48 am »

@Hawk: As Bullet Storm is from the turn based X-COM franchise, I had to take caveats. So, the attack has to hit your opponent to hit multiple times, as interrupting the first attack would make it difficult to perform the 2nd attack. At least, that's how I thought of it. Does that make sense?
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #143 on: April 11, 2016, 10:36:20 am »

((It does. [jk]And dammit, I know where Bullet Storm came from.[/jk]))
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #144 on: April 11, 2016, 02:34:19 pm »

Continue hiding and defending TCM.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #145 on: April 11, 2016, 03:51:26 pm »

The Next turn will be here soon...when I can get around to it.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #146 on: April 11, 2016, 07:01:56 pm »

Match 1: Deathmatch
Round 7: Time and Fate
Muqur District, Badghis Afghanistan
7:20 PM, Sunny Weather

As John, Paul, and George back away from the 2 figures, BiggerFish is confused about the turn of events. "Oh.  Hi.  Uh, please don't shoot me or otherwise murdercate me? I just want to re-reunite the Beatles, then I'll get out of your metaphorical hair. Why do you sound different than you?" "Don't worry, don't worry. You're fine. We have to prevent paradoxes and the like. Also, why do I sound different than me? I sound the same as I always have. It's me, the Operator. I'm using Logan's body to, you know, do what is necessary." Operator!Jaws then turns around, and looks back over the town. As the Time Traveling 4 return to the Helicopter, a thought passes their creative consciousness. "Just what have we gotten ourselves into?"

A Kazakh Hospital, Kazakhstan
7:38 PM, Sunny Weather

PirateJoe wakes up from the anesthetic in the Central Asian hospital. A doctor strides into the room, his name tag reading "Dr. Garriev" "Welcome back, Mr. Joe. We're pleased to tell you that we fixed your hands." PirateJoe shifts in his bed and brings his hands out, seeing that they are, in fact, fully healed. "We had to find some skin donors, but all in all, it's okay. Now, about your leg," he pauses for a moment, (8) "We managed to get a state of the art prosthetic. Full maneuverability, a nice casing, all in all, it's like if we put a human leg onto the stump, heh heh." he laughs at his own joke, PirateJoe getting a chuckle in. "You're free to leave, if you want. We want to keep you here, for observation, but given the...deaths, that happened earlier, I don't want that hard work to go to waste."

Muqur District, Badghis, Afghanistan
7:38 PM, Sunny Weather

As the battle in the Library wages on, NRDL is sick of this Mob already. (4-1) He attempts to spin his arms into a tornado, but is stopped by Knives charging at him. (3 v 9) NRDL still manages to grab him, and throw him over a desk within the library.

Hawk needs a distraction to escape, and so decides to knock some sense into Basher before bouncing. (4 v 8) Basher stops Hawk in place with his hammer, before raising it up for a kill blow. (7) Hawk rolls out of the way, grabs some paper and speeds through a back entrance, leaving NRDL with the murderers.

Ardent, needless to say, doesn't quite like that turn of events, and thus charges in himself, keeping the Mob outside unless absolutely necessary. (7 v 2) Ardent begins absorbing the energy of NRDL, who's weakened by his injuries. (5) He manages to get his hand off his face, stopping the energy transfer, but Ardent's still there. (8-1 v 2) NRDL punches Ardent square in the jaw, knocking him to the floor. Ardent is still conscious, however.

DigitalDemon, having the oddest idea, walks over to the Coffee Pot. Due to the haste the family left at, there's still some coffee brewing. (9) He uses his Water God powers to manipulate the water within the coffee. He freezes it, then morphs it's shape, into a Ice Gun. It fires Icicles.

TCM attempts to make himself invisible. (5) He manages to stay out of sight, but a twig does make loud snap under him. (2) Luckily, no one notices.

Beirus and Aswell also attempt stealth. (5) They both do the same thing TCM did. (5) The Party inside notices the noise, and Ardent sends Knives and Basher out to dispatch of them. The 2 find the Royal Guard, and prepare for combat.


Knives goes after the King, and prepares to gut him. (1 v 1) As he charges, they both ram into eachother, and fall over, the both of them unconscious.

Basher attempts to Namesake Beirus and Aswell. (3 v 8) Basher misses, and gives an opening. (5 v 2) Aswell slashes across his back, leaving another bleeding Gash.

Suddenly, all fighting seems to stop, as another Helicopter appears over the horizon. "THIS IS THE RWANDAN MILITARY. IF YOU ARE NOT KING TCM OR AN ALLY OF HIM, COME OUTSIDE WITH YOUR HANDS UP." is played out a loudspeaker, as around 12 men land on a cliff overlooking a town. As they prepare to rappel down, one thing is apparent to the Wiki-Warriors in Present-Day Muqur. They have guns. 6 of them have the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franchi_SPAS-12, and 5 have the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IMI_Galil. 1 of them has a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrett_M82 and all of them have a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1911_pistol as a sidearm.
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Hey, guys. I have something to ask. How do you think the time system should go? Right now, it's a clock, where 2 turns=a minute. I feel like this should change, so I'm wondering how to go about that. Should I keep it a clock, and speed up progression of time, or use another system? Thanks!
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #147 on: April 11, 2016, 07:05:10 pm »

Superspeed stomp Ardent's throat.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #148 on: April 11, 2016, 08:06:32 pm »

"Ah, I thought you were, you know, the guy you're borrowing.

...So I guess we can hang around until whenever and save Ringo, right?  We're already pretty close to the right when...There's no paradox about that right?"

Um...Save Ringo.  This is pretty much the extent of my plan here.  Then return to when we were, but near Abbey Road, and launch a Beatles Reunion Tour.
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Re: Wiki Warfare: Cataclysm
« Reply #149 on: April 11, 2016, 08:21:37 pm »

"Thanks for saving me,now then,im going to get myself some revenge,but first..." leave the hospital and look for a military base or some other place that has guns.
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