Turn 0“Where’s the rest of the recruits?!” Demands your superior officer, looking especially at
Mr. Kobosh.
A nearby man in a lab coat answers. “It appears that HR is having a field day with Recruitment right now. R&D and Marketing are blaming some external [LUCK]--” before he’s cut off.
“Look son, I didn’t ask for your life story. Just get these men--and, er, lady and robot thing--ready for battle!” Your superior officer walks off, leaving you with the man.
His face goes from confusion to internal conflict to decision. He turns around, sending the tails of his lab coat flying outward, before marching off towards the Deployment.
“My name is Dr. Querty. No relation to the keyboard.” He chuckles to himself. “I’m sure most of you have no idea what you’re doing, but that’s alright. I’ll explain now. We’ll be teleporting you to a remote location. Where exactly is Over The Top Secret. You will retrieve the artifact using one of these” He holds up a small device, shaped like a remote control with an antenna. He points it at LasL0w, making the device BEEP loudly. “If it BEEPs, then you’ve found the Artifact. Well, an Artifact. If not, then you’re out of luck. Or batteries, these things run out incredibly fast.”
The group reaches the Deployment Lab door. It reminds you something of a vault door, except with severe warnings for attempting to access improperly. The doctor scans his Keycard. The door swings open and they all enter. It shuts quickly behind them. In front of them are three doors, one on the left, one on the right, and one in the center. They enter the center door.
On the left and right sides of the room are huge glass windows, revealing what you assume are the other door’s contents. Lab computers and scientists are both working at max speed. In the middle of the room, lying on the floor, is a five meter circle. It looks vaguely like blood. Somebody asks if it’s blood.
The doctor hesitates for a second and says “No?” This satisfies your curiosity.
He points you toward a table of the devices he showed you, tells you to grab one, and then instructs you to stand inside the circle. You all do so. He reminds you that no other objects may be taken with you.
“Now, you’re about to be teleported to your destination. If you see any fire, brimstone, or odd-looking demonic figures, this is normal. These are, uh, hallucinations that happen during quantum teleportation.”
A countdown begins, and Dr. Querty rushes into one of the side rooms. His voice is suddenly heard over the speakers:
Helleporter activating in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… What in the h--Suddenly, everything changes. Every sense seems to fire off random information. You can feel yourselves moving but completely stationary. Everything you see are different shades of black, ultraviolet, and gamma rays. You hear someone asking for your soul in exchange for a sandwich briefly.
And just as suddenly, you find yourselves in a forest clearing. It’s night time, and you can see the moon, completely full, shining brightly in the sky overhead. To the north is a short path to what you assume is probably the compound. You notice that you’re completely drenched in some sort of liquid slime, but other than that, you seem fine.
Well.. now what do you do?
Players:NRDL - Nix [Codename: Mesmer-Eyes]
Dabbling Grappler (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Sneak (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Hypnotist (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
AbstractTraitorHero - NON ARTIFACT-5067-LasL0w [Codename: Optimus Mime]
Dabbling Acrobat (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Protector (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Artifact User (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Powder Miner - Harry Hudson [Codename: Houdini]
Novice Escape Artist (Lvl 2: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Alien Weaponry User (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
_DivideByZero_ - Nice Williams [Codename: Miss Aim]
Novice Deflector (Lvl 2: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Particle Mover (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
lawastooshort - Kobosh Kobosh [Codename: Security Risk]
Novice Artifact Collector (Lvl 2: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Engineer (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
WunderKatze - Nayous [Codename: Dr. Death]
Dabbling Martial Artist (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Special Operative (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)
Dabbling Bio-Medical Researcher (Lvl 1: 0/6 XP)