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[DuncanFrost]

Har. So, I had a dwarf make an artifact crown, menacing with spikes of iron and decorated with kobold bone. The thing is, every single metal craft he now makes is a masterpiece crown. No matter what metal I order him to do it with, it's always a masterpiece crown.
So then I tried turning on engraving for him.
EVERY SINGLE ENGRAVING IS A PICTURE OF A CROWN.
ARRRGH.
He's just obsessed with the damn things.
So, how have your dwarves been obsessive lately?   :p

[Armok]

I didn't know this!
It's either insanely improbable chance, or new HIDDEN FUN STUFF!
Awesome!

[DuncanFrost]

Curses. Goblins sieged, and a traitor puppy led them straight into my fortress. Oh well...

[Kyselina]

Get someone make artifact sword, let hi make masterpiece swords, let him engrave swords. Name him fighter.

[grelphy]

Then mod in sword-chucks.

[Anti-Paragon]

Pelt them with masterpiece crowns!

[JoRo]

When my legendary engraver was starting out, he did several engravings of flasks.  Now that he's mayor, you know what he mandates?  Flasks.  He keeps getting elected, and I think I'd have a flask for every dwarf in the fort if I didn't keep trading them.
That's not quite as cool as masterpiece crowns, though.

[Shooer]

Every fourth engraving in my fort is of a Yellow Bullhead.
The only Yellow Bullhead we ever had in the fort was the one unit we brought went we started.

[puffs]

quote:Originally posted by Shooer:
<STRONG>Every fourth engraving in my fort is of a Yellow Bullhead.
The only Yellow Bullhead we ever had in the fort was the one unit we brought went we started.</STRONG>

that must've been a hell of a tasty fish

[Alfador]

quote:Originally posted by Kyselina:
<STRONG>Get someone make artifact sword, let hi make masterpiece swords, let him engrave swords. Name him fighter.</STRONG>

Getting somedwarf to make an artifact weapon is a triumph in itself. Make a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

[Wolfius]

quote:Originally posted by Armok:
<STRONG>I didn't know this!
It's either insanely improbable chance, or new HIDDEN FUN STUFF!
Awesome!</STRONG>

Impossible! Everyone knows that HIDDEN FUN STUFF!! is always apocalyptic!

Tho tis indeed damn neat.

[Zurai]

quote:Originally posted by Alfador:
<STRONG>

Getting somedwarf to make an artifact weapon is a triumph in itself. Make a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.</STRONG>

My very first successful mood in my current fortress was an artifact sword.

Made of Sailfin Molly bone. Banded with some other random fish bone. Worth less than 10k monies, and roughly equivalent to a normal steel sword in actual effectiveness.

[Kagus]

quote:Originally posted by Wolfius:
<STRONG>

Impossible! Everyone knows that HIDDEN FUN STUFF!! is always apocalyptic!

Tho tis indeed damn neat.</STRONG>

Well, he did just say that goblins destroyed his fortress after that..  Perhaps the damn thing was cursed!

[Torak]

quote:Originally posted by Zurai:
<STRONG>

My very first successful mood in my current fortress was an artifact sword.

Made of Sailfin Molly bone. Banded with some other random fish bone. Worth less than 10k monies, and roughly equivalent to a normal steel sword in actual effectiveness.

 </STRONG>

I've gotten an adamantine crossbow, and spear made in the same fortress.

[DuncanFrost]

My crown was just plain iron, decorated with kobold bone and spikes of iron, yet it was worth 52k   :eek: . Sounds like iron is worth more than I thought..