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[Gwolfski]

I thought it's like a heap of pretzels melted together and tied into a square knot.

[NCommander]

I thought it's like a heap of pretzels melted together and tied into a square knot.

This is a lead masterwork timeline called Doomfortests. The timelime is forged into the shape of a pretzel. The pretzel is studded with strawberry seeds, sliver barb, and menacing spikes of dwarf bone. On the pretzel there is an engraved images of dwarfs and goblins. The dwarfs are bowing to the goblin. The artwork related to the ascension of Smunstu, Prime Minster of the Dwarfs. There is an image of the dwarfs. The dwarfs are melting. The artwork relates to the understanding of the insanity of Doomforests. There is an image of dwarfs and dwarfs. The dwarfs are fighting. The image relates to the Battle of Supremency in 223 between The Order of the Ale, and the Paladinial Order. There is an image of dwarfs and goblins. The dwarfs present the Veterans of Deathgate, the goblins represent the Prime Minsters Council. The dwarfs are confused. The goblins are confused. The timeline menaces with spikes of doom.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Doomforests timeline is more like a pretzel at this point, ain't it ...

We are way past the concept of linear time. Its weird if you don't time travel, though the destruction of the soap portal was supposed to stop that, Imic

[NCommander]

We are way past the concept of linear time. Its weird if you don't time travel, though the destruction of the soap portal was supposed to stop that, Imic

So more like a Timeforest? ... I just found the name for the sequel ...

[TheImmortalRyukan]

We are way past the concept of linear time. Its weird if you don't time travel, though the destruction of the soap portal was supposed to stop that, Imic

So more like a Timeforest? ... I just found the name for the sequel ...

Its official! Time forests! I've already worked on the draft and rules, just gotta wait until NCommander switches the dwarves loyalty and we see who wins.

[NCommander]

I think we should let Imic take his turn, and if the place is still standing, look at the remaining dwarfs list, figure out who belongs to what, and kick off the end of the world.

[Drazoth]

We are way past the concept of linear time. Its weird if you don't time travel, though the destruction of the soap portal was supposed to stop that, Imic

So more like a Timeforest? ... I just found the name for the sequel ...

Its official! Time forests! I've already worked on the draft and rules, just gotta wait until NCommander switches the dwarves loyalty and we see who wins.

Aww, I was going to name the sequel "MurderCruel" or just let the RNG decide, but TimeForests sounds cool too.  Maybe we should put it to a vote.

[Imic]

In the Waiting Room

Ryukan sat at the end table in the corner of the room and watched as Imic and his masters undid his hard work. He slowly sipped the Strawberry Wine (only illegal in the Mortal Realm) in his chalice. He was vaguely upset that his hard work was so easily undone and that Imic was using means outside his means to do it, but all was well. He put his IPad 11 down and sat there in the gloom and thought.

(OOC: No more thinly disguised Dues Ex Machinas please)

I have heard of deus ex, but never a machina?
*google google*
Ah.
Sorry, I edited it about five times, and the ressurection thing was added in edit two. I was honestly afraid and expecting someone to say that. Gimmea minute...

*earlier*
The other rea-
'Is not pressing the button. Press the button instead. Or maybe the button. But not the button. I came from the future. Don't do it.
In the waiting room


'Who else is getting deja vu? The ipad was dropped onto the floor


Also, an ipad... 11?
 
The plot thickens

[Imic]

Wait, WHAT? I... Did not read all of the latest replys. I... Ooh... Ah... Er... Agh... But... When?... Ooh... Ah... Oh.................
All in favour of me deleting that last bit of roleplaying, raise the closest things you have resembling arms, and say oranges
Why oranges? Because i like oranges.
Because... *scribble scribble scribblre* I have an idea.
It's just that, I have been inventing the Undarak since i was a wee wittwe kiddi

[Gwolfski]

just add a knot to the timeline. it'll be fine!

[Imic]

just add a knot to the timeline. it'll be fine!

Nope. I'm done. It's already complex enough. That is why we are ending it. NOW!!!

[Gwolfski]

just add a knot to the timeline. it'll be fine!

Nope. I'm done. It's already complex enough. That is why we are ending it. NOW!!!

What is the point? It will return.

[Imic]

just add a knot to the timeline. it'll be fine!

Nope. I'm done. It's already complex enough. That is why we are ending it. NOW!!!

What is the point? It will return.

Dying will simplify it. I hope.

[Imic]

🐧

[TheFlame52]

This is getting to Spearbreakers levels of plot shenanigans.

Also, I think Flame should lead the common dwarves in this battle. She does have quite a lot of pull as a legendary smith, plus her sigil is right there in front of the fortress. I say we let the cults kill each other and make friends with the winner.