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[TheImmortalRyukan]

Can I has an extra week and game year? I'm currently in late-fall. But only the first two levels of the Barbican are done. I leave it up to all of you.

[Imic]

I want lower doomforests pluz. Gordak shall make a name for himself. Gardrok's gettin' too old for this stuff, and if Imic leaves his homeworld Undarak he escaped from the shadow realm please help me the shadow realm, he could rouse some unwanted attention.

[Gwolfski]

I want the part where the magmavent is, and my room is. Just dont tuoch any machinery down there, for safety.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

I want the part where the magmavent is, and my room is. Just dont tuoch any machinery down there, for safety.

You are a wanted Criminal, and even a society such as ours can't have criminals in office... ... ... Time for a Culling!
*Maniacal Laughter Echoes Throughout The Fortress Followed by the Screams of Women as Their Husbands are Taken by The Order of Ale*

On an unelated note:

Why do we have a metric fuckton of food and yet people say they are starving?

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[NCommander]

Are they actually dropping dead of starvation, or is it an unfilled need. The later is um ... buggy.

 Next question is, are they in jail? I believe I reactivated the justice system by appointing the captain of the guard.

Third? Civ alert burrow?

Fourth? Glitch gerlim? Post the save, I'll look after a nap.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Are they actually dropping dead of starvation, or is it an unfilled need. The later is um ... buggy.

 Next question is, are they in jail? I believe I reactivated the justice system by appointing the captain of the guard.

Third? Civ alert burrow?

Fourth? Glitch gerlim? Post the save, I'll look after a nap.

We good now.

But they don't seem to want to work on my keep

[Gwolfski]

I want the part where the magmavent is, and my room is. Just dont tuoch any machinery down there, for safety.

You are a wanted Criminal, and even a society such as ours can't have criminals in office... ... ... Time for a Culling!
*Maniacal Laughter Echoes Throughout The Fortress Followed by the Screams of Women as Their Husbands are Taken by The Order of Ale*

On an unelated note:

Why do we have a metric fuckton of food and yet people say they are starving?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I didn't break that much rules....

[Taupe]

Why do we have a metric fuckton of food and yet people say they are starving?

Food in Doomforests is like backdoors. Just because we know for certain we have some doesn't mean we can locate it before people die.

[Drazoth]

I will take the minister hood of Astville.  If anyone has a problem, they can take it to Hans.  He'll listen to you in a calm and considerate manner, before telling you to piss off.

[Sacasco]

Why do we have a metric fuckton of food and yet people say they are starving?

Food in Doomforests is like backdoors. Just because we know for certain we have some doesn't mean we can locate it before people die.

It's not just food. I got through a full turn and I still have no idea where the metal was stored, or the furnaces are, or anything like that. I possibly knew at one point, but it's so big.
Though actually I think food's relatively obvious, as I was killing pigs and needed somewhere to put the meat, so there are several stockpiles on the top level. There's probably some elsewhere. And somewhere else. And another place. And Astville. And New Doomforests. (ad nauseam)

[Gwolfski]

And theres random workshops evrery where, cos i couldnt be bothered to find the proper ones....

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Still playing, don't worry. Just got caught up in the Steam sale going on, I got several new games

[Imic]

I am going to download the save to check out th- OH MY GOD COMPUTER CRASHED AND REFUSES TO TURN ON AGAIN.
Sigh...
Add one computer to doomforest's corpse count.

[Imic]

*comes out from under computer desk with a broken extension cable*
Remove the computer from the list and add an extension cable.

[Iamblichos]

Doomforests... where you don't have to go looking for the doom, because it's already looking for you.