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[Imic]

There have been six people running this thread?! Oh. My. God.

[Max™]

Doomforests: Yo dawg, I heard you like succession game threads, so we put succession in your succession thread, so you can have a succession of succession thread maintainers.

[TheFlame52]

I'll do it I guess.

[Imic]

I'll do it I guess.

Flame. You have been here for so long. This fort may never end. If it does not, i fully support you in taking up the mantle of thread keeper.
Another question which i already know the answer to: shall i end the fort yet?
(The answer is obviously no)

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Well, that was THE biggest let down ever (its actually me).

I was expecting to be unable to continue paying the game for at least a few years. But it seems luck was on my side.

I do not wish to get into the details of it, but lets just say that I'm officially back, And I still have my save file, gonna finish my turn within the allotted week.

Sorry for that (almost) calamity and the ensuing chaos.

[Drazoth]

Good to have you back, even if it prevents my hostile takeover of the OBA.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Journal of Smunstu

That was weird. I felt the presence of Ryukan leave me for a bit. As he left, I heard the very voices of the watchers, as they clambered to figure out what had happened. Their argument shook the very foundations of the fort, but when I asked my fellow dwarves, they had no idea what I was talking about. I guess I am the only one who can hear the voices of the watchers, they who look after the dwarves and silently guide them.

On a more physical level, work on the Palace of the Setting Sun is progressing smoothly, if somewhat slowly.

I also received a letter from an old goblin friend. Apparently my dear usurper brother, he who took my original throne from me, was going mad and drunk with power. I warned those fools what would happen if they dethroned me. Now they are paying for that mistake. From what I could gather, one of the watchers made a deal with my brother so that if they kept me here as prisoner, he would only send "token" sieges. I can't complain now though. Look at me. The office of "king" of the goblins was filthy, living in your own trash, dead bodies and stinking trolls everywhere, cries of stolen babies permeated the night. But here?

I am Emperor.

I am a God.

I am Smunstu.

[Taupe]

What the actual balls.

This is how religions get started man.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

This is how religions get started man.

Doth thou Dare Question Thy Power?

I Was Gone, Now I return on the changing of the Tide.

In all seriousness, Smunstu IS a god for all intents and purposes, Goblins are Immortal and he is the ruler of the Town of Stroking, and he has the full backing of us watchers, we who have the power at any time to just delete all of their existence. So yes, Smunstu is a god among them.

[TheFlame52]

Well okay then.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Dude, I should Commission a painting of that.

"The Watchers of Doomforest"

It will show all of us in our respective personas, sitting around a table, and on the table will be the entire world. It would show us bickering and everything.

Just an idea (I haven't slept in two days)

[NCommander]

I'm so happy I custom engineered him a soul now.

[Imic]

Let down? I'm not- actually, I'm not going to ask.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Let down? I'm not- actually, I'm not going to ask.

Yeah, it meant I had no excuse to stay gone from here, no chance to save me soul.

[NCommander]

Yeah, it meant I had no excuse to stay gone from here, no chance to save me soul.

I could always DFHack you a new one I'm fairly sure we can find a willing donor. Or a cat wandering around in a pinch.

(it's nice to have you back.)