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[Kot]

I seem to be a bit late.

[Stirk]

Xan you get me a link to a webclient for it? Please?

https://webchat.freenode.net/

[Twinwolf]

Wait, is there a match going on?

[Kot]

Nah, we're just sitting around doing nothing and possibly waiting until someone who I'm supposed to utterly destroy pops up so we can have one.

[Playergamer]

Sorry, didn't know you people were waiting for me. Uh, what time do you guys want?

[piratejoe]

[18:44] <Kot> ...
[18:44] <Kot> hitler did nothing wrong
[18:44] <Kot> good nite sleep tite

_{Rip kots social life.}

[Kot]

It was like nearly 2 AM for me. :*

[Insanegame27]

Oi Ghaz, the PZII had a KWK 30 cannon not a 38. The 38 was a 50mm gun.


The KWK30 also had better AP than the pen you put up. Testing with armor plaits laid 30 degrees from vertical produced better pen than the stats you put up there for the PZII

EDIT: I was wrong, and right. There was a KWK38 that was 5cm and a KWK38 that was 2cm. Not much is given about the 38 on wikipedia though and is mentioned as an improvement, which would suggest BETTER pen.

[Ghazkull]

where did you get those stats?

[Ghazkull]

Also PLayergamer 16pm GMT+1 today or before if you have the time...actually beginnign right now would be nice

[Kot]

www.wwiivehicles.com/germany/guns/20-mm.asp
The stats seem to be all right, Luchs uses tank version of FlaK 38 L/55.
EDIT:
Also everyone seems to be waiting for Playergamer, so if you're reading this get on the IRC.

[Insanegame27]

www.wwiivehicles.com/germany/guns/20-mm.asp
The stats seem to be all right, Luchs uses tank version of FlaK 38 L/55.
EDIT:
Also everyone seems to be waiting for Playergamer, so if you're reading this get on the IRC.

That site is... Wasn't psychological warfare banned in this game? My eyes burn...

[Kot]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win.

EDIT:
FUCKING HILLS

[Insanegame27]

First turn in and Kot's down a tank by who-knows?(TM)

[Kot]

Spoiler: log until Ghaz dissapeared (click to show/hide)

[15:36] <Kot> it's
[15:36] <Kot> a
[15:36] <Kot> booooot
[15:36] <Kot> ,roll 1d50
[15:36] <BloodMageWaifu> Kot: 20
[15:36] <Insane> This thing likes rolling low
[15:36] <Kot> ,roll 1d1000
[15:36] <BloodMageWaifu> Kot: 985
[15:36] <Kot> no it doesn't
[15:37] <Insane> .drink
[15:37] <Insane> nope, not like NT or Agatha bots
[15:37] <Insane> ,test
[15:37] <BloodMageWaifu> This is a message test, Insane
[15:38] <Insane> ,drink
[15:38] <Kot> ,help
[15:38] <Insane> Question Ghaz, how long do these matches tend to last?
[15:38] <Insane> ,help
[15:38] <BloodMageWaifu> Come on, I just told you everything.
[15:39] <Kot> haga
[15:39] <Ghaz> Depends on you folks
[15:39] <Kot> haha*
[15:39] <Kot> it's the Servitor Bot
[15:39] <Ghaz> if you are slow on the uptake
[15:39] <Kot> ,tarot
[15:39] <Ghaz> and if you spend too much time manouvering
[15:39] <Ghaz> it will be around 3 to 4 hours
[15:40] <Ghaz> usually however 1 to 2
[15:40] <Kot> ,be dicerollan
[15:40] <BloodMageWaifu> You're not my daddy and I won't listen to you.
[15:40] <Kot> gloriouuus
[15:40] <Insane> ,be kot
[15:40] <BloodMageWaifu> You're not my daddy and I won't listen to you.
[15:40] <Kot> ,noes
[15:40] <BloodMageWaifu> 150. Not allowed to create recreational drugs in suppository format.
[15:40] <Kot> ,noes
[15:40] <BloodMageWaifu> 189. Tourretes is not a flaw, it is a reason to kill the character at creation.
[15:40] <Insane> ,be a rock star
[15:40] <BloodMageWaifu> You're not my daddy and I won't listen to you.
[15:40] <Kot> ,dat
[15:40] <Kot> ,daat
[15:40] <BloodMageWaifu> 115. Up and coming Treant band "Meaty Greens" causes plant uprising.
[15:41] <Kot> ,rev
[15:41] <BloodMageWaifu> Kot, no, you are the demons
[15:41] <Kot> OH SHIT
[15:41] <Insane> KOT!
[15:41] <Kot> how do you recognize commands
[15:41] <Kot> ,how do you recognize commands
[15:41] <BloodMageWaifu> I recognize messages that start with a , as commands.
[15:41] <BloodMageWaifu> You're not my daddy and I won't listen to you.
[15:42] <Insane> ,help
[15:42] <Kot> ,aliases
[15:42] <BloodMageWaifu> I have some command aliases, here they are: whois.
[15:42] <Kot> ,ware
[15:42] <BloodMageWaifu> Box from the floor 4: OCTYPE html>
[15:42] <BloodMageWaifu> <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
[15:42] <BloodMageWaifu> <head>
[15:42] <BloodMageWaifu> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
[15:42] <BloodMageWaifu> <title>Warehouse 23 - Warehouse 23</title>
[15:42] *** BloodMageWaifu quit (Excess Flood)
[15:42] <Kot> fuck
[15:42] <Piratejoe> Oh hey
[15:42] <Kot> i broke it
[15:42] <Ghaz> great
[15:42] <Kot> I BROKE IT
[15:42] *** BloodMageWaifu (~BloodMage@host-37-191-196-99.lynet.no) joined
[15:43] <Ghaz> the next idiot who touches BloodMageWaifu automatically loses the game
[15:43] <Insane> Kot... poke it...
[15:43] <Kot> No, you do.
[15:44] <Insane> *slaps Kot*
[15:45] <Piratejoe> *Pushes insane into wifu makeing him touch her*
[15:45] <Piratejoe> HE TOUCHED WIFU!!!
[15:45] <Piratejoe> LYNCH HIM!
[15:45] * Insane does a judo throw making PJ touch her instead
[15:46] <Ghaz> Okay IC Time move all yer chatter to #TankeryOOC
[15:46] <Ghaz> here is the map
[15:46] <Ghaz> http://i.imgur.com/ONYZEfe.jpg
[15:46] <Ghaz> Turn 1
[15:46] <Ghaz> Kot and Insane both give your orders via your channels
[15:46] <Insane> Ohshit
[15:46] <Insane> My school blocked imgur!
[15:46] *** GodEmperorOfMank (~GodEmpero@88-199-42-19.tktelekom.pl) joined
[15:47] *** GodEmperorOfMank quit (Remote host closed the connection)
[15:47] <Ghaz> seriously?
[15:47] <Ghaz> okay let me look if i find another image hoster
[15:47] <Insane> What the Fuck, school?
[15:47] <Insane> I just found out then. I have assessments on there!
[15:50] <Ghaz> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=b62ekl&s=9#.VwkIl3qJvW8
[15:50] <Ghaz> there you go
[15:50] <Ghaz> ...anyway
[15:50] <Ghaz> terrain explanations before we start
[15:50] <Piratejoe> Nice urban map
[15:50] <Ghaz> Pirate...ooc
[15:50] <Piratejoe> Sorry not sorry.
[15:51] <Insane> Shit...
[15:51] <Insane> Uhh...
[15:51] <Insane> Third time lucky?
[15:51] <Insane> They blocked tinypic too!
[15:51] * Ghaz sighs
[15:52] <Ghaz> you are shit out of luck sorry
[15:53] <Ghaz> the others require signing up or dont accept the file
[15:53] <Kot> ...email?
[15:53] <Ghaz> yeah that might work
[15:54] <Ghaz> Insane your e-mail address then...
[15:54] <Insane> Uhh...
[15:55] <Kot> THEY BLOCKED G-MAIL TOO
[15:55] <Insane> Can you bring up a private (as in only me and you) room?
[15:55] <Insane> Also yeah, they did block non-school gmail
[15:55] <Insane> So I have to give my school email to Ghaz
[15:56] <Insane> And for reasons I dont like giving my school one out to everyone
[15:56] <Ghaz> opened up a query
[15:58] <Ghaz> mail has been sent
[15:59] <Kot> so about those explanations
[16:00] <Ghaz> once he gets the picture open
[16:00] <Ghaz> otherwise i have to explain it again
[16:01] <Insane> Got it
[16:01] *** Playergamer (6ce74def@gateway/web/freenode/ip.108.231.77.239) joined
[16:01] <Ghaz> ah and Playergamer has joined us
[16:01] <Ghaz> ...ill make a new map
[16:01] <Kot> hue
[16:01] <Insane> Your late m8
[16:02] <Playergamer> Sorry everybody! Bit early over here, heh.
[16:02] <Kot> we were about to start eh
[16:02] <Kot> apparently i am only one with good timezone, it's 4 pm here
[16:02] <Playergamer> RIP. If you guys just want to go ahead, I'll be fine.
[16:02] <Kot> middle of night for insane
[16:02] <Playergamer> Don't want to trouble you.
[16:02] <Kot> well it's not like we started
[16:02] <Insane> it's... oh. Good morning from here. 12:02 here
[16:02] <Ghaz> Gentlemen okay the following
[16:03] <Insane> PG do you want to play?
[16:03] <Ghaz> Playergamer you are in
[16:03] <Ghaz> anyway
[16:03] <Playergamer> Sweet.
[16:03] <Ghaz> you have to decide
[16:03] <Ghaz> whether a) King of the Hill
[16:03] <Insane> I don't mind waiting till 6:00 in the morning...
[16:03] <Ghaz> or b) Flagtank
[16:04] <Ghaz> in case b each of you designates a flag tank
[16:04] <Ghaz> once that one is out you have lost
[16:04] <Kot> tough choice
[16:04] <Ghaz> wait
[16:04] <Ghaz> sorry
[16:04] <Kot> i belive both of them have faster tanks when it comes to koth
[16:04] <Insane> Are we using concealment?
[16:04] <Ghaz> king of the hill is out of the question
[16:04] <Ghaz> no we don't use concealment
[16:05] <Ghaz> and yup Flagtank mode sorry
[16:05] <Kot> eh okay
[16:05] <Ghaz> just realized that KotH doesnt work with two players surviving
[16:05] <Insane> Wasnt there a thing we said on the forum about using concealment in IRC matches?
[16:05] <Ghaz> yeah but thats not working well
[16:05] <Ghaz> so we didnt usse it at all
[16:05] <Insane> Ah k
[16:10] <Ghaz> http://pastebin.com/SinsjTMD
[16:10] <Ghaz> Playergamer your sheet and your channel: #Tankery3
[16:10] <Playergamer> got it.
[16:10] <Ghaz> Playergamer please designate your Flagtank
[16:11] <Playergamer> Going with my captain, I guess.
[16:13] <Ghaz> Insane
[16:13] <Ghaz> your flagtank please
[16:14] <Insane> In tankery2
[16:14] <Insane> My channel
[16:14] <Kot> heyyy
[16:14] <Kot> shouldn't we know each others flag tanks
[16:14] <Insane> PZIV
[16:14] <Kot> because you totally know mine
[16:14] <Kot> and we know playergamers
[16:14] <Insane> Uhh... I think that's War
[16:14] <Kot> oh yep
[16:15] <Insane> Nope, that's Death
[16:17] <Ghaz> Kot your Flagtank
[16:17] <Kot> "StuG III "Hammer of Scaro" (Crew 1) - Flag"
[16:18] <Ghaz> http://i.imgur.com/qpYxQMG.jpg
[16:18] <Ghaz> okay i forgot to make a pic after changing that
[16:18] <Ghaz> but yeah will show up in the next few turns
[16:18] <Ghaz> anyway
[16:18] <Ghaz> First
[16:18] <Ghaz> Terrain:
[16:18] <Kot> emailed it?
[16:19] <Ghaz> yep that too
[16:19] *** Sheb quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
[16:19] <Ghaz> Okay Terrain: Left hand Edge of the Map at insanes starting point the brown stuff is a hill
[16:19] <Ghaz> gives a bonus to shooting +2 and to not being hit -2
[16:19] <Ghaz> next to it that green brown thing is a gulch
[16:19] <Ghaz> prevents moving
[16:19] <Ghaz> through
[16:19] <Ghaz> except for the bridge
[16:20] <Ghaz> those green bulbuous things are fields
[16:20] <Ghaz> moving into them
[16:20] <Ghaz> requires a driving test
[16:20] <Ghaz> otherwise  you get stuck
[16:20] <Ghaz> and need an engineering test to get out
[16:20] <Ghaz> those with roads in them dont need them
[16:21] <Ghaz> buildings block line of sight
[16:21] <Ghaz> and prevent shooting
[16:21] <Ghaz> except for indirect fire
[16:21] <Kot> (which both of you have due to pz38t historical innacuracy hurr durr)
[16:22] <Ghaz> yes
[16:22] <Ghaz> finally
[16:22] <Piratejoe> that was removed.
[16:22] <Kot> no it wasn't
[16:22] <Piratejoe> i thought...
[16:22] <Kot> not yet at least
[16:22] <Ghaz> roads in buildings give line of sight and thus stuff to shoot along
[16:22] <Ghaz> you cant move int o buildings without a road
[16:22] <Ghaz> all of that being said
[16:22] <Ghaz> the historical inaccuracy has been removed
[16:22] <Insane> Still dont have the map
[16:23] <Ghaz> sent via mail
[16:23] <Insane> noop
[16:23] <Ghaz> check your spam
[16:23] <Insane> checked
[16:23] <Ghaz> ...great
[16:24] <Ghaz> sent again
[16:24] <Ghaz> if that doesnt hit i give up
[16:25] <Insane> Got it
[16:25] <Ghaz> hookay
[16:25] <Ghaz> Turn 1 Orders via your private channels please
[16:32] <Ghaz> FYI i only have time till 6pm thats another 1 and a half hours...
[16:32] <Playergamer> Quick reminder, how big is one tile?
[16:33] <Piratejoe> *facepalms*
[16:33] <Kot> one tile is precisely one tile
[16:33] <Piratejoe> one tile is....one tile.
[16:33] <Playergamer> ...you know what I mean.
[16:34] <Ghaz> no no one knows what you mean
[16:35] <Kot> do you mean like
[16:35] <Kot> range?
[16:35] <Kot> as in how much penetration?
[16:35] <Playergamer> >is stupid. read wrong thing for speed, and was confused.
[16:35] <Playergamer> >ignore
[16:35] <Kot>
[16:35] <Kot> #meanwhile
[16:35] <Kot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJKeZjtQf4
[16:38] <Kot> so who are we waiting for
[16:39] <Ghaz> okay orders are in
[16:39] <Ghaz> just patience
[16:40] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+5 Gunnery War
[16:40] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, Gunnery War: 11:6+5
[16:40] <Ghaz> +1
[16:40] <Ghaz> i mean +2
[16:40] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+2+3+2 longrange shot at moving target with obstructions
[16:40] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, longrange shot at moving target with obstructions: 12:5+2+3+2
[16:40] <Ghaz> hit
[16:41] <Ghaz> pen: 92mm longrange vs. 20mm side plating
[16:41] <Ghaz> pen 7
[16:41] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+7 damage
[16:41] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, damage: 10:3+7
[16:41] <Ghaz> cirtical hit
[16:41] <Ghaz> ,location 1d10
[16:41] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d10 location
[16:41] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, location: 8
[16:41] <Ghaz> hmhmm
[16:41] <Kot> wait what we can shoot through buildings
[16:41] <Ghaz> however
[16:42] <Ghaz> let me finish first
[16:42] <Ghaz> then i explain
[16:42] <Ghaz> Conqueror gets a reaction shot
[16:42] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+1 gunenry conqueror
[16:42] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, gunenry conqueror: 5:4+1
[16:43] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+2+3+2 longrange shot at target with height advantage with obstructions
[16:43] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, longrange shot at target with height advantage with obstructions: 11:4+2+3+2
[16:43] <Ghaz> miss
[16:43] <Ghaz> okay
[16:43] <Ghaz> what happened is that War moved on a hill
[16:43] <Ghaz> and conqueror moved through space which can be seen from that hill
[16:43] <Kot> why nobody told me about this piece of critical information
[16:43] <Piratejoe> The gost of stalan then gided the shot.
[16:43] <Piratejoe> ghost*
[16:44] <Ghaz> ,roll 3d5 injuries
[16:44] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, injuries: 11
[16:44] <Ghaz> ,roll 3d6 full injuries
[16:44] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, injuries : 7[1,2,4]
[16:44] <Ghaz> okay one is unconscious
[16:45] <Ghaz> one is lightly injured (-1 to all skills)
[16:45] <Ghaz> one is unharmed
[16:45] <Ghaz> Kot please designate who is what
[16:46] <Kot> can unconscious get back to work
[16:46] <Piratejoe> if healed yes
[16:46] <Kot> that requires skills or halftracks i don't have
[16:46] <Kot> well fuck
[16:47] <Piratejoe> You can heal without skills
[16:47] <Piratejoe> I did it
[16:47] <Kot> oh
[16:47] <Ghaz> its just not very effective and might make things worse
[16:47] <Piratejoe> I would have probably lost if i couldent.
[16:47] <Piratejoe> My leader was koed
[16:48] <Kot> here or in private?
[16:48] <Piratejoe> last mach anyway
[16:48] <Ghaz> in here
[16:48] <Kot> (what's the point of commanders anyway)
[16:49] <Piratejoe> Command the team.
[16:49] <Ghaz> youll see when you lose your captain
[16:49] <Kot> pff
[16:49] <Kot> gunner is unconscious and commander -1
[16:50] <Kot> driver is a-okay
[16:50] <Ghaz> then designate someone to put out the fire
[16:50] <Kot> ...
[16:50] <Ghaz> What happened the Engine of Conqueror was hit
[16:50] <Kot> there is a fire
[16:50] <Ghaz> causing a Catastrophic Engine Fire
[16:50] <Ghaz> which is what injured your crew
[16:50] <Ghaz> you need to make an Engineering Test
[16:51] <Ghaz> a difficult one
[16:51] <Kot> i see
[16:51] <Kot> i can move in next turn (considering i succeed) if i designate the driver
[16:51] <Ghaz> you can move even without a driver
[16:51] <Ghaz> and yes
[16:52] <Kot> oh well
[16:52] <Kot> then him
[16:52] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6 engineering
[16:52] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, engineering: 2
[16:52] <Kot> it's not like he has engineering skill anyway
[16:52] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+2 engineering
[16:52] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, engineering: 3:1+2
[16:52] <Ghaz> fire continues to burn
[16:52] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6 injury
[16:52] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, injury: 2
[16:52] <Ghaz> driver gets light burns
[16:52] <Ghaz> you can send the commander to give it a try too
[16:53] <Ghaz> otherwise next turn you will first do another injury roll for the entire team thanks to fire
[16:53] <Kot> pf
[16:53] <Kot> at worst he will die right
[16:53] <Kot> send him
[16:53] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6-1 engineering
[16:53] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, engineering: 2:3-1
[16:53] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+2 BURn
[16:53] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, BURn: 3:1+2
[16:53] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6 injury
[16:53] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, injury: 2
[16:53] <Ghaz> commander has now heavy injuries
[16:53] <Ghaz> -2 to all Skill Rolls
[16:53] <Ghaz> and the fire still burns
[16:54] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+4+2 Gunnery Plague Hill
[16:54] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, Gunnery Plague Hill: 8:2+4+2
[16:54] <Kot> oh cool that one too
[16:54] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+2+3+2 Longrange shot at moving target with obstructions
[16:54] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, Longrange shot at moving target with obstructions: 8:1+2+3+2
[16:54] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+4+2
[16:54] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz: 10:4+4+2
[16:54] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+2+3+2
[16:54] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz: 9:2+2+3+2
[16:54] <Ghaz> hit
[16:55] <Ghaz> pen: 82 mm vs. 20mm = pen 6
[16:55] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+5
[16:55] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz: 9:4+5
[16:55] <Ghaz> plus 1
[16:55] <Ghaz> so another critical hit
[16:55] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d10 location
[16:55] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, location: 2
[16:55] <Ghaz> in a roaring explosion conquerors Turret explodes
[16:56] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6 injury
[16:56] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, injury: 1
[16:56] <Ghaz> the gunner
[16:56] <Ghaz> thankfully survives thanks to him being unconscious
[16:59] <Ghaz> http://i.imgur.com/78GAkgu.jpg?1
[16:59] <Insane> imgur...
[16:59] <Ghaz> mail sent
[16:59] <Insane> thanks
[16:59] <Ghaz> Turn 2 orders please
[17:08] <Kot> I'm still alive
[17:08] <Kot> just wondering how the fuck to deal with loss of one tank
[17:08] <Insane> I gave you something this turn Kot. Use it well
[17:09] <Ghaz> just tell him right here
[17:09] <Ghaz> i don't see the point of me telling him that
[17:10] <Kot> is it your flag tank
[17:10] <Insane> So Kot, if you pull Conqueror out of the fight I will not fire on him. You keep the tank and a full crew and the medics/marshalls/whatever can help you put the fire out, but effectively that tanks out of the game
[17:11] <Kot> i guess
[17:11] <Piratejoe> thats....not how it works
[17:11] <Kot> I already wanted to get the best out of it and bail with the crew
[17:11] <Piratejoe> As the saying goes.
[17:11] <Ghaz> the tank cant fire anyhow anymore
[17:11] <Kot> which is what I relayed in orders to Ghaz
[17:11] <Ghaz> so its effectively out of the game
[17:11] <Ghaz> however the fire
[17:11] <Piratejoe> one light goes out they all go out.
[17:11] <Ghaz> will continue to burn unlesss someone puts it out
[17:11] <Playergamer> soviets wouldn't abandon tank just because it lost its turret, comrade.
[17:12] <Ghaz> you can also abandon the tank Kot
[17:12] <Ghaz> to avoid further fire tests
[17:12] <Playergamer> Soviets would drive mighty Stalinium tank into pigdogs and ram them into river!
[17:12] <Ghaz> would require first aid rolls
[17:12] <Piratejoe> Kot's not part of the USSR
[17:12] <Kot> which i did
[17:12] <Playergamer> Eh, is russian tank. Close enough.
[17:12] <Kot> well
[17:12] <Piratejoe> You mean stalen wood tanks
[17:12] <Kot> i said i tried to get best out of it
[17:12] <Piratejoe> Stalen wood is stronkest wood in world.
[17:13] <Ghaz> in other news i will activate anti-camping measures within two turns
[17:13] <Piratejoe> IL2 needs no wings with stalen wood,it can fly without them.
[17:13] <Ghaz> anyhow orders are in
[17:13] <Kot> t-28 is not an il2
[17:13] <Kot> sadly
[17:13] <Ghaz> Kot who treis to put out the fire?
[17:13] <Ghaz> or are you abandoning the tank?
[17:14] <Kot> wait can't i move on fire
[17:14] <Ghaz> you can
[17:14] <Ghaz> but it will still burn your crew to death
[17:14] <Kot> at the end of the turn, no?
[17:14] <Ghaz> you need either someone to put it out or abandon it
[17:14] <Ghaz> no at hte beginning
[17:14] <Kot> meh
[17:15] <Kot> who do i even have alive
[17:15] <Kot> send the fourth guy
[17:15] <Ghaz> Driver -1, Commander -1
[17:15] <Ghaz> you have only three crewmembers
[17:15] <Kot> it's 4 crew tank
[17:15] <Kot> gunner is out
[17:15] <Ghaz> every tank gets the same crews
[17:15] <Insane> Wasnt commander -2?
[17:15] <Ghaz> yes the commander was -2
[17:15] <Kot> meh
[17:16] <Kot> so what happens if the commander dies
[17:16] <Piratejoe> If only you had the skill BANZI!!! right now
[17:16] <Ghaz> hes dead
[17:16] <Ghaz> that tanks isnt your command tank
[17:16] <Kot> oh okay
[17:16] <Kot> send the commander
[17:17] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6-2 engineering
[17:17] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, engineering: 4:6-2
[17:17] <Kot> if he doesn't succeed just proceed with rest of injuries and get to the damn place
[17:17] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+2 engineering
[17:17] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, engineering: 8:6+2
[17:17] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6 injuries
[17:17] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, injuries: 2
[17:17] <Ghaz> Commander goes unconscious
[17:17] <Ghaz> abandon tank or driver stop the fire?
[17:17] <Kot> injuries
[17:17] <Kot> and dirve
[17:17] <Kot> your duty is not over yet driver
[17:18] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6-1 engineering
[17:18] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, engineering: 3:4-1
[17:18] <Ghaz> ,roll 1d6+2 fire
[17:18] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, fire: 5:3+2
[17:18] <Kot> no he doesn't put it out he drives
[17:18] <Kot> look at the order
[17:18] <Ghaz> he drives?
[17:18] <Ghaz> the burning tank?
[17:18] <Kot> [17:14] <Kot> wait can't i move on fire
[17:18] <Kot> [17:14] <Ghaz> you can
[17:18] <Ghaz> kk
[17:18] <Ghaz> whatever
[17:18] <Insane> I would like to remind Kot he has a skill 5 driver
[17:18] <Piratejoe> as  i said,BANZI!!!
[17:18] <Kot> the duty never ends
[17:18] <Ghaz> ,roll 3d6 full injuries
[17:18] <BloodMageWaifu> Ghaz, injuries: 8[1,3,4]
[17:19] <Ghaz> so who gets worse?
[17:19] <Ghaz> and who stays uninjured?
[17:19] <Kot> 3 is -2 right?
[17:19] <Ghaz> yep but in this case
[17:20] <Ghaz> the driver will go unconscious
[17:20] <Ghaz> since he is already at -1
[17:20] <Kot> he goes out unharmed
[17:20] <Ghaz> the other two will die on the 3 or 4
[17:20] <Kot> kill the rest
[17:20] <Ghaz> kk
[17:20] <Kot> they were shit anyway
[17:21] <Playergamer> Driver has gained trait: ALL the PTSD.
[17:21] <Ghaz> btw don't forget Camping Measures will be activated
[17:21] <Ghaz> http://imgur.com/sCV2GJq
[17:21] <Ghaz> TUrn 3
[17:21] <Piratejoe> Correction driver gained Pyrophopia,like everyone else who ever tanked.
[17:21] <Ghaz> mail sent
[17:22] <Ghaz> i think that one may gain Pyrophilia
[17:22] <Ghaz> seeing as he drives with no shits given
[17:22] <Ghaz> Gentlemen Orders plox
[17:23] <Kot> https://youtu.be/pzgPXOw2plI?t=66
[17:23] <Kot> #likeaboss
[17:23] <Piratejoe> ....pyrophillia............................the fuck.
[17:23] <Insane> awaiting mail again
[17:24] <Ghaz> mail has beens ent
[17:26] <Insane> Could you send it again please?
[17:27] <Ghaz> sent
[17:27] <Ghaz> will be gone in 30 mins
[17:27] <Ghaz> so
[17:27] <Ghaz> orders please
[17:28] <Insane> brb
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[17:33] <Insanegame27> back
[17:34] <Insanegame27> Never get a chromebook
[17:38] <Kot> if the driver gets out alive
[17:38] <Kot> he will be named Bernn from the now on
[17:38] <Kot> and he is totally going to drive closer to hit them with his sword
[17:38] <Kot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb6cSEI1FLk
[17:40] <Kot> FASTER
[17:40] <Piratejoe> I get the arms race reffrence
[17:40] <Kot> HARDER
[17:40] <Kot> MEANER
[17:40] <Kot> BETTER
[17:41] <Piratejoe> Build it faster build it stronger
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[17:47] <Kot> aaaand there it goes
[17:53] <Playergamer> soon.
[17:54] <Insanegame27> Playergamer: hop onto #tankeryooc
[17:55] <Playergamer> #tankeryooc
[17:55] <Insanegame27> No action for you just yet my friend
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First turn in and Kot's down a tank by who-knows?(TM)

FUCKING HILLS