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[TheFlame52]

Okay, I've got the save. How much can I cheat?

[Sanctume]

We have a nice list of rules in page 1. 
What can a dwarf trapped in a room without tools, but enough food and drink for 2 years  do? 

Pray to Armok for an anvil, a copper ore and 3 logs and at least a 3x3 +1 tile maybe?

[TheFlame52]

ALRIGHT, FELLOW SPIRITS OF THE ETHER. THIS IS OUR DWARF:

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LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

[TheFlame52]

Our dwarf spends most of his time praying, which is understandable for someone is situation. BUT SUDDENLY:



So at first I gave them up for dead, but then:



HOOO-LEEE SHEEEEEEIT

SO THEN I PUT EVERYONE IN A SQUAD AND



ALL HAIL THE DEMONSLAYER

THEN I TOLD EVERYONE TO GET PICKS AND DIG DOWN, BUT THE DEMONS ATTACKED

BUT ONE OF THE DWARVES WAS A HIGH MASTER HUNTER



WE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHO AM I KIDDING

But after all that, there's still one dwarf, a wood carver. He's grabbed his pick and he's going to go dig the bunker I told him to. WAIT NO DON'T DIG THERE THE OTHER PLACE NO STOP DON'T CLEAN GO DIG NOT THERE DON'T GO TOWARD THE DEMONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH



WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER

[Elagn]

I found this highly humorous. The steam demons are wimps, but the earthworms will get you every time, then feed you to their young.

[TheFlame52]

Everything interesting that could possibly happen will pause the game, so I'm playing the new version while the fort runs in the background.

[Button]

Awwww, so close!

You could maybe use burrows to keep them from going near the demons next time?

[Sanctume]

That and remove all labers including cleaning and nurse, except mining.

[TheFlame52]

Well, I'll do that next time.



GOOD, KILL SOME DEMONS WHILE YOU'RE HERE.



SERIOUSLY, THAT'S IT? GO GET MORE ZOMBIES.



WELCOME TO FUCKING BANNERWEAKEN, HOPE YOU LIKE DEMONS AND INTANGIBLE SKELETONS!

[FallacyofUrist]

WELCOME TO FUCKING BANNERWEAKEN, HOPE YOU LIKE DEMONS AND INTANGIBLE SKELETONS!

THISSSSSSSSSSSS.
Put it in da OP!

[TheFlame52]

So you guys remember those demons and intangible echidna skeletons, right? I think the echidnas are intangible because they've curled up into a body part that isn't there any more.

Well, one managed to get into the dining hall where all the demons are. They all attacked it. The fight moved around some. Everyone fell down what appears to be an old well. They hit the bottom hard. We now have ~20 less demons.



I don't think we should use this well any more.

More updates tomorrow!

EDIT: The bristleworm demons keep throwing demons out of the well with their dust. Said demons then fall back down. The echidna is still intangible. THE DEMONS ARE LOSING

[Button]

WELCOME TO FUCKING BANNERWEAKEN, HOPE YOU LIKE DEMONS AND INTANGIBLE SKELETONS!

THISSSSSSSSSSSS.
Put it in da OP!

It would feel kind of arrogant to advertise Bannerweaken with a homage to Boatmurdered.

[Sanctume]

There's a built in atom smasher on the bottom of that well.

[Button]

There's a built in atom smasher on the bottom of that well.

Assuming Elagn didn't deconstruct the lever to operate it. He tore up a lot of stuff.

[Elagn]

There is about an 80% chance I deconstructed it, but regardless, you would need a dwarf to pull it, then the bridge would break because the demons are too big to smash.