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Hell yeah! Savescum and go for the candy!

2 (11.1%)

Let it end now, with NCommander's disastrous turn!

6 (33.3%)

Absolutely not! NEVAR GIVE UP, NEVAR SURRENDER!!!

9 (50%)

I don't care actually...

1 (5.6%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Voting closed: July 11, 2016, 10:09:03 am

[DolosusDoleus]

Holy crap. You know, I think this is the first succession fort that I've seen which involves noble genocide.

And sure, I bet I can do stuff with dwarfite.

Sending a PM to Gwolfski.

^- nominated for quotes bank.

Nobles always will come with migrants. We'll get a full set with the next wave minus the king. I just felt it fitting that I fixed FUCKUNICORNS and we had to de-king the place. Plus I was getting pissed at having to keep canceling "take item to shop", which caused them to pick up !!brains!!, and die. Only way to save it was kill everyone.

Can do!

Also, Gwolfski responded to PM.

[snow dwarf]

Wait, add me to the waitlist, on Tuesday I've got a test, but after that I can fully melt nobles!

[DolosusDoleus]

Wait, add me to the waitlist, on Tuesday I've got a test, but after that I can fully melt nobles!

Consider it done!

[Gwolfski]

downloading save in morning. expect the unexpected

[TheBiggerFish]

But we literally can't expect the unexpected, by definition, we're expecting it, ergo it's not unexpected, ergo AAAA PARADOX

[NCommander]

But we literally can't expect the unexpected, by definition, we're expecting it, ergo it's not unexpected, ergo AAAA PARADOX

It's gwolfski. He'll make an engraving which bends the world upon itself and makes Boarpaints not exist.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Catching up on this. Good grief, you guys are the best. Sign me up for another turn.

Also, if I understand this correctly, you used magma, which set the fortress on fire. (Obviously.) Then to put out the fire, you used magma. Then to put out the magma, you used water. Then to get rid of the water, you used magma.

It's like Doomforests' Bigger Fish, but with elements! Hehahahahaheh!!

Spoiler: What the hell is Doomforests' Bigger Fish? Sounds like a spell, like Bugsby's Cat-Retrieving Hand... (click to show/hide)

In Doomforests, they had a forgotten beast problem, which they solved with trolls and goblins. This turned into a goblin-and-troll problem, which was solved with vampires. This in turn became a vampire problem, which grew into a vampire cult problem, which they solved with several countercults, which are currently threatening to push Doomforests past Supercritical Cult Density, at which point every dwarf will belong to five cults at once. This will probably be solved by killing almost everybody. Which is obviously a problem.

[NCommander]

Catching up on this. Good grief, you guys are the best. Sign me up for another turn.

Also, if I understand this correctly, you used magma, which set the fortress on fire. (Obviously.) Then to put out the fire, you used magma. Then to put out the magma, you used water. Then to get rid of the water, you used magma.

It's like Doomforests' Bigger Fish, but with elements! Hehahahahaheh!!

Spoiler: What the hell is Doomforests' Bigger Fish? Sounds like a spell, like Bugsby's Cat-Retrieving Hand... (click to show/hide)

In Doomforests, they had a forgotten beast problem, which they solved with trolls and goblins. This turned into a goblin-and-troll problem, which was solved with vampires. This in turn became a vampire problem, which grew into a vampire cult problem, which they solved with several countercults, which are currently threatening to push Doomforests past Supercritical Cult Density, at which point every dwarf will belong to five cults at once. This will probably be solved by killing almost everybody. Which is obviously a problem.

First, when I left Doomforests, there was only a single FB alive in the place and he entered the map right before I ended my turn. Second, cave spider stuff is magma safe in 23a much to my surprise. A tentacled horror started the fires. The resulting chain reaction killed a full 100 dwarfs.  I used magma to try and fight fire with fire. I also used magma to kill the king. That brought the body count up to 140-ish. That failed, so I flooded the place. Then I used magma to clean up the flood.

I'm sorely tempted to take another turn but I don't think Boarpaints can survive it.

[DolosusDoleus]

Catching up on this. Good grief, you guys are the best. Sign me up for another turn.

Also, if I understand this correctly, you used magma, which set the fortress on fire. (Obviously.) Then to put out the fire, you used magma. Then to put out the magma, you used water. Then to get rid of the water, you used magma.

It's like Doomforests' Bigger Fish, but with elements! Hehahahahaheh!!

Spoiler: What the hell is Doomforests' Bigger Fish? Sounds like a spell, like Bugsby's Cat-Retrieving Hand... (click to show/hide)

In Doomforests, they had a forgotten beast problem, which they solved with trolls and goblins. This turned into a goblin-and-troll problem, which was solved with vampires. This in turn became a vampire problem, which grew into a vampire cult problem, which they solved with several countercults, which are currently threatening to push Doomforests past Supercritical Cult Density, at which point every dwarf will belong to five cults at once. This will probably be solved by killing almost everybody. Which is obviously a problem.

In ye today!

[peregarrett]

Holy carp.
This dwarven fort grill just sparkles with awesomeness.
Not sure if I'll be able to play, but please dorf me in as anydwarf.

[NCommander]

Just as a note on the main page, I completed my turn (I played 6 months to bring it spring to spring again).

Holy carp.
This dwarven fort grill just sparkles with awesomeness.
Not sure if I'll be able to play, but please dorf me in as anydwarf.

This requires dwarfs, something this fortress is very short on after my wholesale disaster of a turn .

EDIT: Put me back on the turn list for round two. I bet I can do something nutty.

[DolosusDoleus]

Just as a note on the main page, I completed my turn (I played 6 months to bring it spring to spring again).

Holy carp.
This dwarven fort grill just sparkles with awesomeness.
Not sure if I'll be able to play, but please dorf me in as anydwarf.

This requires dwarfs, something this fortress is very short on after my wholesale disaster of a turn .

EDIT: Put me back on the turn list for round two. I bet I can do something nutty.

Got it.

[DolosusDoleus]

Ooooohhhh Gwolfski...

Its been three days....

How is progress...

[Gwolfski]

oh, it seems bay12 ate my post. progress: nearing autumn, i think, summer has been going for a while now. I plan to do two updates: at autumn and at spring.

[Gwolfski]

Well stuff. I trippedover the power lead while playing, and it unplugged. Computer(it had a brokrn battery) shut down, and i forgot to backup saves. So, notes irrelevant. I'll power through the months, its no problem, but my detailed notes are useless. lesson learned: Watch the cables.