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[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Yours makes children cry. What in Remnant is a Jesus?"

[kj1225]

A portal appears behind Alan. If he doesn't notice it a hand flicks the back of Alan's head.

[Adragis]

"Oh~!" She waves to her.

[SOLDIER First]

"Good, I     hate kids.
Jesus is-- you don't know who Jesus is?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Sabrina shakily waves back at Larissa before scurrying back into the kitchen.
"No, and now you sound like a grouchy old man."

[SOLDIER First]

"Fine.
Jesus is a really old guy who doesn't exist but is important in a bunch of religions.
And don't call me old."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"But you sound old."

[TheBiggerFish]

The portaller actually flicks the back of their own head.  Oops.

Alan is oblivious.  Alanis is smirking.

[SOLDIER First]

"I don't care, don't call me old."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Strike a nerve?"

[SOLDIER First]

"I'm twenty-three."

[kj1225]

He doesn't unless there's an invisible portal behind Alan. Which would raise some questions about the safety of such a thing.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Past your prime."

[SOLDIER First]

"I AM my prime. This is as good and bad as it gets.
_{I'll kill myself before I use adult diapers."}

[TheBiggerFish]

He doesn't unless there's an invisible portal behind Alan. Which would raise some questions about the safety of such a thing.

Well, there must be, because there's no way behind his head in the first place.