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[Dustan Hache]

"Yep. Feeding a city requires lots of plants and animals, and that means lots of people caring for said plants and animals till they're ready for butchering into food."

[TCM]

"Well of course, that's what the peasants work for!"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Ahhhh, medieval.

That explains it.

Welcome to modern times, where we've got tools that farm things on their own, and agribusiness."

[SOLDIER First]

"Is.. is everyone here like this?"

[TheBiggerFish]

Alan, meanwhile presumably gets his food?

[TCM]

"Ahhhh, medieval.

That explains it.

Welcome to modern times, where we've got tools that farm things on their own, and agribusiness."

"Personally, I don't carry an arquebus on me, prefer the trusty ole' blunderbuss instead."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Well that puts you about...500 or so years behind the times.  Assuming it's the same year I'm from, and not somebody else's year entirely."

[spümpkin]

((BTW, Jones is this and Tony is THIS.))

Jones and Tony both walk into the restaurant, Jones smoking a fat cigar whilst Tony looks out for suspicious humanspeople.

Jones approaches a table, taking a seat, and beckoning for Tony to sit, who does so reluctantly.

"What kinda place is this? Where's my menu?"

"CALM DOWN JONES. JUST BE PATIENT FOR ONCE."

[Pencil_Art]

Terry walks into the cafe with the brothers, looking at them weirdly.

"How are you two?"

[spümpkin]

The two look towards Terry strangely.

"Uh, kid.... I'm not sure I know you."

"STOP BEING RUDE JONES, GOSH! WE ARE FINE, THANK YOU. AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"

[Adragis]

((What's going on?))

[spümpkin]

((What's going on?))

((I don't really know, I just thought everyone was in the restaurant, and sitting down.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((What's going on?))

((People talking. Everyone got their food, which Yuri made.))

"Is.. is everyone here like this?"

"If they were, they wouldn't last very long."

[spümpkin]

((Oh, alright then.))

Jones receives his meal, and dives straight in. He is severely disappointed when he finds out it isn't made of magic, as he can only eat magic food, due to being a skeleton.

"Some restaurant this is. Tony, what are we doin' here again? I'm sure this was you're idea."

NO, I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW WE GOT HERE, ACTUALLY. BUT WE MAY AS WELL ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS, AY? ISN'T THAT USUALLY WHAT WE DO?"

[Adragis]

Larissa immediately begins eating after thanking the waitress. It is not a sight people wish to see, unless people messily gulping down food like oxygen appeals to them.