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[Twinwolf]

"You'd kind of have to get a lot of permissions from people who aren't here.

Not counting that there's no way they'd believe it was real."

[Sl4cker]

"Well, considering Xenther isn't here, we don't really have to worry about that sort of thing anymore..."

"Hey, Xen's not that bad! They're just a big ol' fuzzball inside, you know?"

"Actually, I am, because I hold the rights to my life story."

"Who said I was going to use your name, hm?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"It's still litigable if you don't.  But let's just not."

"Agreed, no fights, please."

[Sl4cker]

"Oh, Alanis, it's being made blindingly obvious you haven't a single clue how inspiration works! If it does ever get published, it won't exactly be your life story, you understand. Real life is so messy... filled with unresolved plot hooks and what-could-have-beens. Tis' the artist's lot to smooth it over, for ready consumption by the masses! I'll make sure not even you would believe that the two stories have the same roots! No harm done then, right~?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"So long as you don't market it as 'based off a true story'."

[Sl4cker]

"Which one of us here has more experience in the entertainment industry? I could be offended right now, you know. You might need to work on your social skills!"

[Twinwolf]

"...Would anyone believe you if you said it was based on a real story?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Some people probably would."

[Sl4cker]

"We're in a multi-universal hub. People around here believe lots of things, and they aren't necessarily wrong to do so. And even then, I could just pass it off as abstract symbolism or something. Not that I'm doing it~"

[kj1225]

FAFNiR looks downcast. "Unfortunately, I only have knowledge in use of the weapons I currently have. Ability to do unarmed combat has been taken away from me. I very likely am unable to dance or do yoga to a level satisfactory enough to teach others."

Kyle nods as he slurps up a noodle.
"That would be a problem... Is there anything you would like to learn?"

[Sl4cker]

"Nothing that would be likely to help on this problem. What if I were to teach something similar to ranged accuracy or rapid dispatchment of multiple targets?"

[kj1225]

"Sure, this gym is for all kinds of methods for improving one's self after all."
Kyle nods to himself as he takes a drink of coke.

[Sl4cker]

"I see. I may have to standardize the weapons allowed to be used if that is the case... What sort of technology does this establishment have?"

[kj1225]

"All manner of technology. We run the gamut from stone age, to Iron age, all the way to the rad age. So, probably want to have you teach people about that last one."
Kyle looks off into space as he ponders.

[Sl4cker]

"Hm. That is considerably useful. You previously mentioned something about having training robots? Are their weapon systems built-in? Can you give me a summary of the capabilities of their AI, assuming they have AI? Where do you store the technology?"