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Author Topic: Everything Gaiden: Endless Carnival "The Carnival continues..." [IC]  (Read 60146 times)

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Re: Everything Gaiden: Endless Carnival "Let the Carnival begin!" [IC]
« Reply #150 on: March 08, 2016, 06:26:33 pm »
Captain Grimm leaps out of his seat and runs to Kina and slams his fists on the counter. "Wench! What sort of ferocious beast must you slay to cultivate these Burgers?"
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Everything Gaiden: Endless Carnival "Let the Carnival begin!" [IC]
« Reply #151 on: March 08, 2016, 06:27:40 pm »
Kina jumps slightly as she returns, staring at him.
"Err.....cows?"
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Re: Everything Gaiden: Endless Carnival "Let the Carnival begin!" [IC]
« Reply #152 on: March 08, 2016, 06:29:25 pm »
"Uhm....It's a bit of a murk.  I remember the universe asked us whether we wanted to stay on or not."
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Everything Gaiden: Endless Carnival "Let the Carnival begin!" [IC]
« Reply #153 on: March 08, 2016, 06:32:14 pm »
"Yeah, so do I. Just after staring down the soul of a Trespasser, right?"
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Re: Everything Gaiden: Endless Carnival "Let the Carnival begin!" [IC]
« Reply #154 on: March 08, 2016, 06:32:40 pm »
"I'm gonna assume you won't murder me if I sit down, okay? Don't disappoint me."
He sits across from Maeve.
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« Reply #155 on: March 08, 2016, 06:33:23 pm »
"I see, even this faraway land has cows! But to produce this grub, they must be quite the beast! What does it take to slay one of these cows?"
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Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Everything Gaiden: Endless Carnival "Let the Carnival begin!" [IC]
« Reply #156 on: March 08, 2016, 06:33:59 pm »
"Hey, don't ask me! I don't butcher cows for a living! I just run the counter!"
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Re: Everything Gaiden: Endless Carnival "Let the Carnival begin!" [IC]
« Reply #157 on: March 08, 2016, 06:44:33 pm »
Captain Grimm faces everyone and in a booming voice yells out, "Who among you has been brave and powerful enough to slay a cow beast?"
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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« Reply #158 on: March 08, 2016, 06:46:06 pm »
"Huh, I'm still a--" Oh, yelling.

"..Insert your mom joke here."
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« Reply #159 on: March 08, 2016, 06:47:39 pm »
The waitresses completely ignore Captain Grimm, except the earlier brown-haired one, who jumps at the noise and falls over again.

The regulars barely pay him any heed, either. Maeve, for her part, seems rather undisturbed.
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Re: Everything Gaiden: Endless Carnival "Let the Carnival begin!" [IC]
« Reply #160 on: March 08, 2016, 06:47:58 pm »
Quote from: Twinwolf on March 08, 2016, 06:32:14 pm
"Yeah, so do I. Just after staring down the soul of a Trespasser, right?"
"Yeah.

...What the flying skel... E.... Tal..... Carp.........  Okay, skeleton pirate of adventure but not knowing what a cow is, check."
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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« Reply #161 on: March 08, 2016, 06:53:45 pm »
"I know what a bloody cow is you thick-arse! But I am not one to know the cows that produce this burger meat!"
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« Reply #162 on: March 08, 2016, 06:54:24 pm »
"...Anyway, I'm still alive, so sitting down doesn't set off your murder urges. Good to know."
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Re: Everything Gaiden: Endless Carnival "Let the Carnival begin!" [IC]
« Reply #163 on: March 08, 2016, 06:55:30 pm »
"Excuse me, but cows are not fearsome beasts, they're actually quite docile. What you got in your hand is probably meat from not one, but several. Part of large scale farming."
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« Reply #164 on: March 08, 2016, 07:00:40 pm »
"Large...scale farming?"
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Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.
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