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[TheBiggerFish]

"All right, now that I'm done squeeing about portal guns,...I have no plans.  Huh."

[kj1225]

Inside, the place is pretty Swanky®. The architecture is modern and sleek, there's tasteful scenes of people preforming great feats of strength, and behind the front desk, where Kyle is sitting, is a giant sculpture of Atlas holding the world one handed while choking out Kratos with the other made out of some unknown material. Kyle smiles pleasantly at FAFNiR as she approaches, shutting off the portal with a wave of his hand.
"So, you want to see other yous? That's free with a membership to the gym. Other benefits include being able to access the gym at any hour, free lunch at the cafeteria, heavily reduced prices on any course offered, and a free personal trainer if you request it."
Kyle shrugs with a sheepish smile.
"I'd say that I'm sorry but... I need to make a living you know, I hope you understand."
Looking in front of him, FAFNiR would note that the price for signing up is a single credit.

"All right, now that I'm done squeeing about portal guns,...I have no plans.  Huh."

Alanis might go check out the gym, since that's where Kyle said he works. Would let her get a look at that Aperture Science Technology® most likely.

[Sl4cker]

"I am afraid I have no money on my person, and am, in fact, in debt, however slight, to my temporary mistress. Is there anything I am able to do that, in doing so, would be able to obtain credits?"

[kj1225]

Kyle stares at her for a few seconds. Then he shakes his head to himself and speaks.
"Yes, there's a few things... How do you feel around gore?"

[Sl4cker]

"I was created as a humanoid robotic soldier. Although I am unable to intentionally harm humans, it is not within my program to react irrationally to blood or viscera."

[kj1225]

Kyle nods.
"Good, then you can clean out the arena."
Kyle waves his hand and a portal appears leading to what appears to be an arena full of various blood and viscera. Just inside the portal is a mop and bucket. The mop is made of lasers. The bucket is full of lasers.
"Don't spill the bucket."

[Sl4cker]

FAFNiR takes a look at the mop, and the bucket, and the task before her. She sighs a monotone sigh. She then looks at her cleaning utensils again. "Are the lasers not at least moderately unnecessary?" Nonetheless, she starts to experimentally mop up the gore.

[kj1225]

The gore disappears as the lasers travel over them. Huh.
"They're really efficient and look cool. Oh, and just get the floor, the walls clean themselves."

[Sl4cker]

She continues to mop the floor, surprise surprise. "Could you not apply to the floor the technology or magic used for the walls?"

[kj1225]

"There's a very slim chance that it could randomly activate and de-legify someone. So... no."

[Sl4cker]

"What if you were to manually activate it only when there is no one in the area, instead of an automatic activation?"

[TCM]

Morg, phone in tow, heads back to the cafe. The door's dimensions do not accompdate the giant. "Morg want in."

[kj1225]

Kyle shrugs audibly.
"Then I'd need to hire an electrician and an an architect and... it's just to much of a bother. Besides, it doesn'ttake that long."
He is right, FAFNiR does appear to be about three quarters of the way done.

[Sl4cker]

Nodding, FAFNiR decides to quickly finish up the rest of the arena.

[kj1225]

With no further interruptions, FAFNiR is able to finish cleaning up the arena in about five minutes. She would also note that if she stepped in muck she'd somehow stay clean. When she exits the portal Kyle hands her a 500 cred chit for her work.