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[Adragis]

elf I is has make shet

[IamanElfCollaborator]

accepted

[Sl4cker]

holy hell the amount of characters per person

jesus christ this is going to be a clusterfuck

[USEC_OFFICER]

Did you seriously expect anything else from a successor to Everything:Gaiden?

[Twi]

jesus christ this is going to be a clusterfuck

Basically the entire point, really. Complete with REDACTED that inevitably brings down the Toad.

[Sl4cker]

i am a very young being, with knowledge only of trespassers, and trespassers became what i would call a clusterfuck with a one-character-per-player limit so the answer to that question is "kinda but not really and also i am scared"

[USEC_OFFICER]

Basically the entire point, really. Complete with REDACTED that inevitably brings down the Toad.

Delicious. delicious, REDACTED. _{I guess this means that boatgrill and bioabomination won't be science buddies then, Twi? Since they'll never meet?}

[Twi]

Basically the entire point, really. Complete with REDACTED that inevitably brings down the Toad.

Delicious. delicious, REDACTED. _{I guess this means that boatgrill and bioabomination won't be science buddies then, Twi? Since they'll never meet?}

_{Well, if I ever get the effort worked up to stat her out...}

[USEC_OFFICER]

_{Do it. Or else you'll have to suffer through more quality shitposting.}

[Sl4cker]

Spoiler: 2hu charr (click to show/hide)

Name: Momon Busuma

Gender/Sex: Female

Race: Bat Youkai?

Age: ~1000

Appearance: Momon Busuma looks like a tall, beautiful woman that, however, has what a man would call small "assets" (hint hint) with an elegant nose, a mouth almost always in a malicious caring grin, intimidating red eyes and long hair that seems to alternate between pink and orange every few strands. Her outfit consists of a multilayered dirty orange poncho with various designs of swirling maple leaves on them. She wears baggy, bright orange pants with pointed shoes. Her hat is a true sight to behold, taking the form of a black disc completely covered on top by peonies, making it look like a strange mobile garden. She also has medium-sized bat wings, but they're hidden under her poncho. She doesn't even need them to fly, anyway.

Backstory: Once upon a time, this legendary youkai was only but a humble bat. After living both many years after most bats should have died and gaining a sizable amount of faith from the Gensokyo villagers after partially drinking the blood of some cattle, she became what is known as a Nobusuma, or a bat youkai. Able to create winds that carried plague like mistical rats, pun intended, she began preying on humans. However, due to some unfathomable mistranslation, she instead became known as a Momonjii, a bringer of herbal medicines and delicious, but at-the-time strictly prohibited, deer and boar meat. Of course, Gensokyo being what it is, rumors became reality and Momon's newfound skill in doctoring/black marketeering increased faith in her tenfold. After several hundreds of years of growing stronger(during which her deer meat association gave her the incredibly overpowered power of manipulating conceptual prohibition because fuck you, she lives in Gensokyo) some human scholar girl found that, during her attempt at creating a history of Gensokyo, that Momon isn't actually a good girl at all. Of course, with all the medicines and meats to prove otherwise, all this really did was gave her her "winds of sickness" powers back and an identity crisis.

Abilities: Ability to manipulate conceptual prohibition(Kind of like Yukari's power, except with prohibitions instead of boundaries)
Ability to create winds of sickness
Knowledge of herbal medicine
Other generic youkai stuff (Flight, Reliance on faith, etc.)

Spoiler: say who charr (click to show/hide)

Name: Repurposed Combat Model 002 "FAFNiR" v1.36 Mod v0.77

Gender/Sex: No Gender, appears female

Race: Robot

Age: 7

Appearance: FAFNiR v1.68 appears to be a girl of around 16-17 years of age, red hair tied into two long, braided ponytails with ribbons, and generally a rather average body. They have electric blue eyes, black when deactivated, that can glow in the dark. They usually wear a navy blue waistcoat over a white shirt and a black tie, a long, sleek skirt the same color as their waistcoat with knee-high boots, and a flatcap. If it weren't covered, one could see a red "02" painted on their left shoulder.

Backstory: In the grim darkness of the future, there is only cactus. Due to an unspecified event decades ago, all the vegetation on earth went completely extinct - except for the cactus. The Cactus Company, founded by Professor Erich, was founded in order to obtain energy from the aforementioned cacti. After an event where the Professor's daughter got sucked into another dimension and Erich himself got nearly blown to bits, the scientists at Cactus Co. created an intelligent robot designed after the professor's daughter.

FAFNiR is not this robot.

Created as a combat robot years after Model 001 "VIVIT" was created, FAFNiR forever lived in the shadow of her sister, never being able to do much of anything important. Even when a new type of energy named "RedStorm" was discovered on Mars, instead of upgrading FAFNiR, a new model named "VIVIT-r" was created and, once again, FAFNiR was overshadowed. Due to both this and the lack of any incident that would even need a combat robot other than the VIVITs, she was repurposed as a general-purpose companion bot. As a result, her hatred of anything related to VIVIT, especially maids, grew because someone thought it was a good idea to create an AI for her during the repurposing process. However, what the scientists forgot about was that she still retained her arsenal, only under the fragile lock of "Do not harm humans".

Abilities: Anti-Material Sword "Hrotti" Model v4.18 - Her left arm turns into a triangle-shaped laser sword. That can grow in length.
Superheated Particle Autocannon "Ridill" Model v1.7 - Her right arm turns into a gun that fires bursts of superheated bullets.
Mobile Heavy Plasma Artillery Cannon "Andvaranaut" Model v5.14 - Her upper torso turns into a bigass cannon that can fire, after a few seconds of charging, a massive plasma laser.
Other random robotic stuff that I will pull out of my ass in the future in the name of comedy

Spoiler: return of raingirl (click to show/hide)

Name: Lluvia Velar

Gender/Sex: Pan/Cis/Female

Age: Millions of years, still looks 14

Appearance: Same brown, curly hair, same kind, almost innocent face, even the same height - exactly 5'2. If it wasn't for her change in clothing, one wouldn't notice any difference from the girl she was years ago. Said changes in appearance include replacing her skirt and stockings with tight-fitting jeans, replacing her undershirt and tie with a blue t-shirt reading "I am Lluvia", her old jacket having electric-blue swirls seemingly painted onto it, a beret, and a pair of circular glasses, though she doesn't actually need them.

Race and Backstory: New Moon sheet.

Abilities: Can call anything from a light drizzle to a massive storm with some chanting
Can summon lightning with sufficient weather conditions
Can create a miniature cloud that can shoot small sparks of lightning
Water manipulation
Really good at drawing & painting

[Twi]

_{Do it. Or else you'll have to suffer through more quality shitposting.}

_{I didn't even look at the last one. Sorry.}


oh look a 2hu

praise gaps

[USEC_OFFICER]

_{I trusted you Twi and you have failed me. Goddamn it.}

[TheBiggerFish]

When's the IC going up?

[TCM]

Spoiler: Ahoy! (click to show/hide)

Name: Captain Duncan Grimm

Gender/Sex: Male

Race: Human/Pirate

Age: 46

Appearance: Red jacket, black hat, wild unkempt hair, etc. The sort of cliche things to expect on a pirate captain, except for a lack of eyepatch, hook or any other sort of prosthetic. His habit of constant eating and drinking would cause him to be a large man but his body size is kept in check by his constant battles with scurvy and STD's, leaving him somewhat gaunt actually. One interesting feature on his clothing is a naval officer's pin on the left breast area of his jacket, and next to it a green button that says, "Don't blame me, I voted for Nader."

Backstory: Arr! Let me take ye' back to the Golden Age of Pirates where Captain Grimm was one of the most notorious and fearless oldest living swashbucklers to sail the Seven Seas. Duncan Grimm was turned sullen as a young man after being dishonorably discharged from the English Navy for "unsuitable and irresponsible actions". Thus he turned to piracy for a living, putting the skills he learned in the Navy to use. He served on the crew of Old Greybeard, one of the longest living pirate captains of all time; he taught Duncan nothing in the way of bravery or honor, instead schooling him in the art of staying alive, which appealed to Duncan over anything else in a profession where the average life expectancy was about 27. Greybeard passed away at the ripe old age of 84, not of bullet or blade but after a bout of Syphilis. Duncan was able to take over the expired pirate's ship afterwards and earned himself the title of Captain Grimm. He set about the world, extorting ports and viciously destroying naval vessels and enemy pirate ships alike. Despite Grimm usually staying far from danger and making his crew do the dirty work, he proclaims himself to be the hero of his adventures and uses his wit to convince his dim-witted crew of this. At one point in his journeys his ship was enchanted, giving it the ability to fly as well as giving it a magical defensive barrier far stronger than one would assume from its wooden foundation.
Captain Grimm's ability to defeat ships far more technologically advanced and more expertly crafted than his own (combining the tactics of blind luck and not caring about crew casualties), he has earned the title of "Master of Ships" and proclaims jurisdiction over all Ships in his path. Taking pride in the raw artillery power of his vessel, he named it "The True Cannon Ship", but forgot an 'n' when painting it on.
Grimm has a disdain for royalty, whom he sees as hoity-toity bums who never had to work a day in their lives to attain power and wealth.
Like others in his profession, Grimm enjoys hearty foods, hearty drinks, hearty women and rowdy entertainment. He is a mediocre lute player.
He has a similar level of disdain held towards navies whom he regards as just another band of pirates, the only difference being their government sponsorship.
He may or may not be part ghost.

Abilities:
Great Escapist - While other pirates are renown for their ruthlessness, bravado or cunning, Captain Grimm is renown for being alive much longer than pirates with those other traits. He has the uncanny ability to get out of even the most pressing of situations and somehow still label himself the victor.
At the Wheel - Grimm is an excellent sailor and can guide his vessel with ease whether on the seas in the skies.
Champion of the Dumb - While a witty individual can see Grimm for the yellow-belly that he is, his crew regards him as heroism incarnate and are seemingly immune to any arguments to the contrary.

Captain Grimm's First Shipmates

Spoiler: Morg (click to show/hide)

Name: Morg

Gender/Sex: Male

Race: Human/Half-Giant

Age: 26

Appearance: Morg big man with big muscles. Morg dress plainly in pirate rags. Morg bald, hair lost in fire. Morg have big jutting jaw. Morg over 8 feet tall.

Backstory: Morg was recruited by Grimm while visiting an island of giant folk, who promised him great adventures and riches, when his true intentions were to recruit the big guy for grunt labor. When he realized that Morg was actually the smartest person on the ship, he received a promotion and is now in charge of logistics, tactics, and anything involving calculations on the ship.

Abilities:
Genius - Morg's IQ is estimated to hover somewhere around the 200 mark, and he can perform complex operations quickly in his head and also make acute deductions.
Giant - Morg is part giant and fairly weak for his kind. This still makes him very strong by human standards, but any being of his stature could easily beat him in a physical contest.

Spoiler: King Bleebo (click to show/hide)

Name: King Bleebo

Gender/Sex: Male

Race: Human/Crab

Age: 37

Appearance: Pretty similar to something like this, but if he was ever covered in animals, they would most likely be shrimp and not snakes.

Backstory: King Bleebo was actually an enemy of Captain Grimm, the relationship of the two started with the latter invading the Caribbean island the former ruled over in the hopes of finding mystical artifacts. The two of them squared off in a battle that consisted of Bleebo turning into a giant crab while chasing Grimm for hours, which ended anticlimactically when the crab tripped down the side of a cliff and landed on his back. Instead of striking him for massive damage, Grimm rescued Bleebo who was so grateful he joined Grimm's crew, and is now the resident voodoo druid master, cook and jester.

Abilities:
Voodoo - Bleebo has mastered the art of Voodoo giving him supernatural abilities such as minor telekinesis. His Voodoo, at his most powerful, could not hurt anyone, though it would prove to be quite annoying. The practical applications of Bleebo's Voodoo powers are medicinal. He has great knowledge of the occult and can speak with the dead, which requires an arduous ritual with many components that he is too lazy to do often.
The Crustacean Transformation Sensation - Bleebo, like a conventional druid, can turn into animals, but he personally is limited to Crustaceans.

Spoiler: Roba Tron (click to show/hide)

Name: ROBA TRON

Gender/Sex: Female, like the gender that roughly half of human identify due to having similar characteristics that Roba Tron possesses.

Race: Extremely Human. 1000% Human.

Age: Roughly 18 Human Years.

Appearance: Boop. This picture does not display Roba Tron's long, luscious, completely authentic human blonde hair, nor her clothing (how raunchy!) which resembles what this girl is wearing.

Backstory: Captain Grimm discovered Roba Tron who was being imprisoned by a mad scientist contracted by the Royal English Navy. With her big red eyes, reflective skin and strange voice, it was obvious what Roba Tron really was, just a wee lass who would provide little more than entertainment on the ship. However, she shocked Grimm and the rest of the crew on their next adventure, by single-handedly taking down an entire fleet of Spanish pirates. Constantly proving herself to be much more than meets the eye, she was upgraded to combat master of Grimm's band.
While she might seem to be flawless, Roba does have her weaknesses, particularly her paranoia that normal looking people and creatures may actually be robots, aliens, or even robot aliens and disguise. She clings to this belief no matter how many times Grimm has assured her that robot aliens are not running amuck.

Abilities:
Superhuman Strength & Endurance - Roba Tron can easily punch through a brick wall or run for days on end without the need for food and water. It just goes to show you what a healthy diet and regular exercise can do for the human body!
Death Lasers - Roba Tron can fire concentrated beams of light from her hands nicknamed Death Lasers. When asked about the origin of this abilitiy, she simply answers with "PLENTY OF PRACTICE MY FELLOW CARBON BASED COMPANION."

Spoiler: UGHHHHHHHHH, the Wi-Fi here SUCKS. (click to show/hide)

Name: Jerry

Gender/Sex: Male?

Race: You can't just go around asking people what race they are. Do you think this is the 80's or something? _Rude.

Age: 23

Appearance: Hey hey hey, the Jerry-ster is in the house!

Backstory: We all know that one person. At our workplace. In our class. Among our friends. The one who doesn't contribute to group efforts but gets as much credit as everyone else. The one who places great importance on their opinions yet doesn't listen to anyone else. They who need much and give little in return. All of these people, they're energies have been absorbed by the Universe which has led to the creation of Jerry, perhaps the most terrifying being of them all. You can run from Jerry, hide from Jerry, even kill Jerry, but like Death and Taxes, there shall always be Jerry.

Abilities:
The Omni-Nusciance of Jerry - Jerry can not be permanently killed or destroyed, because Jerry never gets that no one likes him. He will think that you are good friends and always will. When one sucessfully manages to ditch Jerry, which requires a high level of perserverance and wit, it is a reason for celebration. But Jerry will always find a way to return always.

"Oh boy, look at TCM creating a non-original character from an overrated indie game, great job kiddo."
"Who even plays free form RPGs? There's no effort in being a player or a GM. Just like, I don't know, READ A BOOK INSTEAD? C'mon people, get it goether."

[Sl4cker]

what have you brought upon us
what have you done