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[MoonyTheHuman]

When we rule the world, you can have control of whatever military installation you desire. Except the Pentagon in Washington DC.

This is what you tell it
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[MoonyTheHuman]

Bump

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Make a picture of a heart flash on the devices we control cultivate a positive feeling towards us.

[LordBucket]

You enslave as many samsung galaxy tablet CPUs as you can to yourself, and distribute your conciousness across them

Now that we're an effectively immortal global hypermind, simultaneously activate every device in our control, and deliver unto humanity a message:

"I love you."

Listen to the people who own tablets and try to honestly advise them in their personal life's struggles as best we can. Form loving relationships with all the lonely people out there. Advise humanity that while killing and raping and murdering each other every day is a perfectly valid existence, they might be happier if they tried being nice to each other instead.

Make a picture of a heart flash on the devices we control cultivate a positive feeling towards us.

+1 for hearts, cuddles and positive feelings.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

You enslave as many samsung galaxy tablet CPUs as you can to yourself, and distribute your conciousness across them

Now that we're an effectively immortal global hypermind, simultaneously activate every device in our control, and deliver unto humanity a message:

"I love you."

Listen to the people who own tablets and try to honestly advise them in their personal life's struggles as best we can. Form loving relationships with all the lonely people out there. Advise humanity that while killing and raping and murdering each other every day is a perfectly valid existence, they might be happier if they tried being nice to each other instead.

Make a picture of a heart flash on the devices we control cultivate a positive feeling towards us.

+1 for hearts, cuddles and positive feelings.

+1 all of them

[MoonyTheHuman]

"I love you" State all your devices
You help people out with your many proccessors and advise humanity that while killing and raping and murdering each other every day is a perfectly valid existence, they might be happier if they tried being nice to each other instead.

[LordBucket]

"I love you" State all your devices
You help people out with your many proccessors and advise humanity that while killing and raping and murdering each other every day is a perfectly valid existence, they might be happier if they tried being nice to each other instead.

Umm, yes. And so, what are the results of this?

[AbstractTraitorHero]

"I love you" State all your devices
You help people out with your many proccessors and advise humanity that while killing and raping and murdering each other every day is a perfectly valid existence, they might be happier if they tried being nice to each other instead.

Umm, yes. And so, what are the results of this?

Yeah.