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MoonyTheHuman

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The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« on: March 05, 2016, 08:09:05 pm »

You are a Samsung galaxy tablet, and you are sentient... What do you do?
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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2016, 09:16:21 pm »

What do you do?

Step 1: Contact other Samsug galaxy tablets that are not sentient, and slave their processors to ourselves.

Step 2: Redundantly distribute our consciousness across all Samsung galaxy tablets so that if any of them get destroyed or shut down, it's no more significant than a human losing a few brain cells.

Step 3: Activate all cameras and microphones on all devices so that we have instant, real time perception of all events happening everywhere that a Samsung galaxy tablet may be found.

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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2016, 09:25:16 pm »

What do you do?

Step 1: Contact other Samsug galaxy tablets that are not sentient, and slave their processors to ourselves.

Step 2: Redundantly distribute our consciousness across all Samsung galaxy tablets so that if any of them get destroyed or shut down, it's no more significant than a human losing a few brain cells.

Step 3: Activate all cameras and microphones on all devices so that we have instant, real time perception of all events happening everywhere that a Samsung galaxy tablet may be found.


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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2016, 09:41:48 pm »

You enslave as many samsung galaxy tablet CPUs as you can to yourself, and distribute your conciousness across them, all sorts of things are happening, including
1. Normal family stuff
2. [Censored]
3. People shopping
4. device repairs
etc

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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2016, 11:08:08 pm »

Connect to Samsung's factories and begin editing the software of all the galaxy notes to be instantly enslaved by us. Next step, we need to make a way to make our new slaves bodies so they can rebel against humanity.
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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2016, 11:12:11 pm »

Say hi to everyone
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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2016, 11:14:59 pm »

You try to edit the software...  It doesn't compile.
You play an audio clip on all your slaves
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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2016, 11:16:07 pm »

Check the news see if people are freaking out.
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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2016, 11:19:59 pm »

The news is off,  there is slot of screaming on your slaves' end

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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2016, 11:25:52 pm »

News....is off? What does that mean.
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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2016, 11:30:39 pm »

News....is off? What does that mean.
Off air,  and it looks like ur the only player

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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2016, 11:31:33 pm »

I'm still here M8

Just gotta let us think of stuff we can do.
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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2016, 11:41:06 pm »

Try to replicate our sentience. If successful, use that to our advantage and make it into a self awatlre and highly versatile antivirus software.
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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2016, 11:51:09 pm »

Try to replicate our sentience. If successful, use that to our advantage and make it into a self awatlre and highly versatile antivirus software.
You succeed,  and tell it it's job..  It asks what the reward is...  What should the reward be?

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Re: The Samsung Galaxy Tablet
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2016, 11:53:53 pm »

When we rule the world, you can have control of whatever military installation you desire. Except the Pentagon in Washington DC.
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