It was Early Spring when seven dwarves stopped by the edge of the stream.
"Screw this, this far will do." Thob explained. "I declare this place Zesit'mesir!"
"First, we are literally on the other side of the mountain, this is hardly the 'the farthest any dwarf has ever ventured'." Uvash snarked. "Second, who made
you a leader?."
"it is further than any of those bloody nobs would walk." Thob replied. "And I am the only one who can read or write here."
"Yeah, shame you are shit at making sure fortress guard is not listening when you are badmouthing the queen." Somebody mumbled.
"It is not my fault she does not have a sense of humour about herself. Besides, nothing wrong about being a 'milker' and having 'wrestling contests' with 6 other dwarves." Thob answered defensively.
As they surveyed their new home very few things jumped out at them. They were in the middle of the valley, cut in half by the stream and heavily forested. All in all not bad.
"Is that spider silk?" Erith asked.
"Welp, seems we gonna have nice clothing some time down the line." Thob chortled to himself.
"That is way too big to be made by normal spiders..." Uvash noted.
"Nah, it just nobody was disturbing them before, we will be fine." Thob discarded the concern.
"What's that noise?" Erith continued, shivering.
"Just some fish, nothing to worry about." Thob waved Erith's fears aside. "Now, we should probably start by getting some wood and start buidling shelter."
"I did not sign up for this!" Erith shrieked.
"None of us did." Thob proclaimed. "We all need to pitch in in this horrible situation brought down upon us by those nobs back home."
"But I do not even know who you guys are!"